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Just How Do I Not Laugh?!?!  
User currently offlineMartinairYYZ From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 1209 posts, RR: 7
Posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1026 times:

I am wondering if anyone can suggest how I not laugh. In my store, when people want to place sales orders or return and I need their last name, sometimes I just explode...... Some examples are:
Mr. Crook
Mr. Beetin
Mr. Sturdy
Mr. Poon

Just how the hell do I not laugh?!?!

Thanks!


Chelsea Football Club supporter.
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User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 1, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1008 times:

When I worked at Dish Network, I searched for some funny names with my friend. Here are a few we came up with.

Dick Hole
Harry Nads
Harry Balls
Dick Head
Richard Hymen
Harry Muff
Kimberly Clit


Alex.



Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1001 times:

Ever thought that someone in a different culture may also be getting a good laugh from your last name?

User currently offlineAir2gxs From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 926 times:

You become an adult and you realize that not everything that may sound funny deserves a laugh or is even funny. My 2 year old laughs at just about anything.

User currently offlineThecoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 883 times:

If you start laughing, just fall onto the floor and begin foaming at the mouth like you're having a seizure. That should save any embarassment.

User currently offlineDan2002 From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 2055 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 858 times:

I know what you mean, the other day when we were studying history, this guy was named Waushanacock. Then when we had an awards ceremony, we had a Joey Johnson, Brent Shaver, and like Taylor Blacksburn or something. Then, the other day, I had a shirt on that had the OSU logo around a choppers logo, so my friend sees it, and says OSU choppers? Mildly funny, but then, after class this asshole goes and yells Swastika down the hallway, not funny, he got caught an the teacher went and lectured the 4 of us. As she was walking away, the same asshole goes "Choppers!" and we all start to crack-up. We wound up with detentions.


-Dan



A guy asks 'What's Punk?'. I kick over a trash can and its punk. He knocks over a trash can and its trendy.
User currently offlineJ.mo From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 660 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 787 times:

Dan,
I guess you just had to be there....



What is the difference between Fighter pilots and God? God never thought he was a fighter pilot.
User currently offlineIHadAPheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 7, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 786 times:

"Just How Do I Not Laugh".. Well you could try the old public speaking trick and imagine that your customers are naked, speaking of naked how is the Landing Strip doing???

IHAP



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31667 posts, RR: 56
Reply 8, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 740 times:

As a person matures one learns to be serious at places where seriousness is required.It'll come in time  Smile
Different names sound funny to different people from different places.

regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineVirgin744 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 919 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 days ago) and read 686 times:

There is a man who works at the same Co. as me and when I was in Tech Support I used to configure laptops for Remote Users, and get dial-up software working for them for when they travel abroad, and this particular guy has the worst stutter/stammer I have ever come across.

So one day he travels to Milan, Italy and after unsuccessful attempts to dialup during his stay in Italy, he returned back to London very frustrated, so when he sees me, the fist thing he shouts out {in front of many people} is;
"Ya, ya yooou know, are theeee are therrrr, are there any wo, wo, wo, wooorking numbers in that fucking cunt, cunt country!??"  Wow!


that is a true story - on my mothers life!!

Virgin744




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