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User currently offlineAviatsiya From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 681 times:

Howdy all

In another thread a very, very smart person stated the following:

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

OK, this is an argument used if one is against homosexuality (of which this is not a post for or against BTW).

But doesn't the bible say that God created all man?

OK....so let's work this out.

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

OK...so we can deduce that God creat Adam, and he also created Eve.

So, my question is, who the hell created Steve???

Anyone tell me what that answer is?

 Laugh out loud




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User currently offlineLuftaom From Australia, joined May 1999, 427 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 653 times:

Ahhhh tooo easy...

It was Adam and Eve


User currently offlineSophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week ago) and read 637 times:

I don't know the answer to your question. However, a friend of mine has a book, I wish I could remember the name of it, that defends homosexuality and points out a lot of really stupid stuff in the bible. I really have to find out the name of the book because it makes a lot of really great points.

User currently offlineJetguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (13 years 4 months 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 632 times:

This is forwarded from a graduate of the University of Oklahoma Chemical Engineering Department, citing one of Dr. Schlambaugh's test questions for his final exam of 1997. Dr. Schlambaugh is known for asking questions on his finals like: "Why do airplanes fly?" In May 1997, the final exam question for his course "Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II" was: "Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof." Most the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls also must have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it does not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some religions say that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With the birth and death rates what they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume of Hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of the souls and volume needs to stay constant.

[A1] So, if Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

[A2] Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase in souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa Banyan during freshman year, that "It'll be a cold day in Hell before I am with you," and taking into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in any way shape or form with her, then [A2] cannot be true.

Therefore, Hell is exothermic.

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.


User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 4, posted (13 years 4 months 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 629 times:

I don't know if God created Adam, Eve, Steve, or whoever, I know this - I am an atheist, I do not believe in God. It is fine with me if Adam wants to sleep with Steve and Eve wants not only Adam, but also Melissa.

Plain and simple.

Alex



Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineC72 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (13 years 4 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 605 times:

What a waste of bandwidth!!! My opinion!

User currently offlineWatewate From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 2284 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (13 years 4 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 597 times:

Jetguy,
That's the funniest post on A.net- EVER!


User currently offlineHole_courtney From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 569 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (13 years 4 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 593 times:

I just have to ask to all the athiests on the forum:

don't you think it is a waste of your time to always be anti-religion? I'm not religious, but I don't always announce my non-religious affiliation to everyone when I enter a room. I mean, there are some good things to come from religion. i mean, most of us in the west live in a society centred around judeo-christain beliefs, and as much as some of us hate the christain religion and constantly argue its merits, can't we all agree that it does serve some good purpose?

I have observed that "athiests" like to proclaim their dislike of organised religion more than some christains scream about how much better their religion is than everyone. Isn't that wrong for the athiests as well? I mean, I don't care if your athiest or christain, but do you have to tell us everytime you open your mouth?

live forever and stay beautiful,
hole_courtney



"[He] knew everything about literature, except how to enjoy it." - Yossarian, Catch 22
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