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Ozzy Robbed In His Home.  
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 48
Posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1057 times:

Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon were both at home in their house in Buckinghamshire, England, when two masked robbers broke in early in the morning yesterday.

Ozzy was on his way to the bathroom when he surprised one of the robbers with Sharons jewelry. He grabbed the robbers head, and locked it between his arms.

"He was a big strong man, but at one point I really thought I could kill him to prevent him from hurting Sharon. But then I just let him go. It was horrible. I checked to see if he had a knife on him. I'll never get those staring eyes he had out of my mind." said Ozzy.

One of the burglars escaped by jumping through the window, carrying jewels worth about £2 million. He also got Sharons wedding, and engagement ring. It is uncertain how the other robber got away.

The jewels were not insured.

The burglars used a ladder to enter the building, and according to the police, one of them may have suffered injuries during his escape. They are asking the public for assistance.



Personally I'm surprised Ozzy didn't bite the guys head off... Is he starting to lose it?  Smile  Big grin

Thom@s


"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
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User currently offlineStratofish From Germany, joined Sep 2001, 1050 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1049 times:

While I regret that he and Sharon had to endure such a horrific situation (which I know will induce fear for some time to come), ANYONE who has "jewels worth about £2 million" highly deserves to be robbed IMHO.

Note: I do not want to encourage anyone to commiting a crime!



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 48
Reply 2, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1027 times:

I do not want to encourage anyone to commiting a crime!

No kidding...  Big grin

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineTriStar500 From Germany, joined Nov 1999, 4692 posts, RR: 43
Reply 3, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1017 times:

...ANYONE who has "jewels worth about £2 million" highly deserves to be robbed IMHO

Good to know that communism is just about as dead as Comrade Lenin though.  Insane

Although Ozzy deserves the "Financial Darwin Award" for not insuring his jewelery if it is indeed worth so much. Big grin



Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1006 times:

He should have thrown a ham at the guy.

User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 48
Reply 5, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 962 times:

He could have thrown one of his kids at the guy...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineJmc1975 From Israel, joined Sep 2000, 3242 posts, RR: 15
Reply 6, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 946 times:

Can you see it now....... "Sharon! Sharon! I think we just got f---ing robbed!"



.......
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 48
Reply 7, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 919 times:

Or "Sharon! What the f*ck just happened here? I, I ... I was just going to the f**king toilet, and some c**t was running off with your... stuff."

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
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