Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 50 Posted (12 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1341 times:
Ok....if you are really a guy, then all of you at some point have done something really pointless, and moderately destructive or at least counterproductive. We can't help it. This is what us guys do. Since we all have violent tendancies inherent in our nature, we find a creative outlet, and do these harmless, albeit extremely immature acts to relieve the tension. It sure beats burning a house down or something. Here are some of my proud achievements from over the years:
Videotaped myself dropping a microwave oven off the top of a second story house.
Smashed an old TV set with a sledgehammer just to watch the screen implode
Set stuffed animals on fire
Doused a barbecue grill with gasoline, and ignited it.
Put firecrackers inside model airplanes and blew them up
Called taxis and pizza deliveries to my neighbors
Sprinkled gun powder on the ground, and ignited it to watch it burn
Hurled Coke cans from my backyard over the house to watch them blow up in the street
Built and used a "spud gun" to launch potatoes
Put firecrackers inside beer or soda cans to watch them jump into the air when the lit firecracker detonates.
Launched road flares into a pumpkin
Things I'd like to do:
Drive a car into a lake
Push a porcelain toilet off the top of a second story roof.
Buy two old junk heap cars and with my buddy, drive them into each other.
Buy an old car, drain the oil, and see how long the engine will run.
JetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 12 Reply 6, posted (12 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1179 times:
We shot BB guns at model airplanes. Each guy had his planes and we shot at each others. The last one with a plane that could still fly would win. Of course we had to determine if the plane were still air-worthy if it were real.
We caught several catfish; brought them back to the city and dumped them in a neighbor's neglected pool
We threw tomatoes and dirt-clods at passing cars (and of course, snowballs).
MaxPowers From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 475 posts, RR: 0 Reply 18, posted (12 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1103 times:
Damn, I guess I am a bad ass mother @#$&!*...
I egg cars, throw m-80's in the road, take paintball guns and shoot them at cars, make bombs and blow up pumpkins, light kiddie slides on fire at the park Ever see a glowing orange and blue slide from 2 miles away?, sneek out, shoot roman candles into dry woods, take a match to industrial sized hairspray...homemade torch, the list goes on and on...
SophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3 Reply 19, posted (12 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1106 times:
You sound like you'd get along great with my brother Matt.
My list of things isn't quite as long I don't think, but I've been known to do my share. Guess I don't act my age. Yep, I've done the whole pizza delivery thing and sent cabs to people too. Shot up a computer monitor with a rifle, opened up oreos and stuck them all over my brother's car (okay, this one was very recent I admit it!), Go to the Swifty Serve convenience store because very bizarre things always happen there (I think it's a portal to another universe), throw wadded up napkins onto my mom's bookshelves and try to get them behind all the books and crap, drive around with a troll doll in the sunroof of my car. I'm sure there's more, but this should be enough to prove that I'm a total dufus.