Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38503 posts, RR: 80 Reply 8, posted (12 years 17 hours ago) and read 1984 times:
Oh come on CstarU & Watewate!
I am only wishing the young lady a happy birthday. I am not asking for anything in return.
VirginLover is cute but I am not interested in her. Now her friend Stephanie on the other hand, that's a different story!
Just kidding!
Actually there both too young for me and illegal.
Besides, I have a girlfriend!
I am a one woman man!
Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38503 posts, RR: 80 Reply 14, posted (12 years 14 hours ago) and read 1973 times:
Thank you Gretchen!
If only I could be so lucky!
Just kidding!
I should be able to say nice things to the ladies here without some meathead making innuendos about our friendship.
It's a shame that even aviation experts here has there mind in the gutter.
RealHigh From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1022 posts, RR: 16 Reply 24, posted (12 years 5 hours ago) and read 1924 times:
I have a hard time believing that Matt D.
25 Hairyass: Happy be-lated birthday SophieMaltese. My best advise for you is to stay away from those damn liberals like Superfly! Al those liberals like to do is
26 G Dubya: My wife is from a small town called Houmma, LA. Her madien name was Licks. Mrs. Licks-Butts.
27 Superfly: Hairyass: I am a bit offended by those remarks, in a way. >Al those liberals like to do is have sex and use body oils and scented candles yet they don
28 Watewate: "...she is 2000 miles away." Superfly, If all else fails, there's always RealHigh. RealHigh = Back up.
29 SophieMaltese: Nope, don't know any Licks from Houma or anywhere else. I do have a coworker who commutes from there everyday and have heard that there is a great aer
37 CstarU: Are you there? Say something. I thought you eloped with RealHigh, but she's back and you're not. ...unless she's a black widow! P.S. I'll keep posting
38 RealHigh: Hey Cstar, you're real funny! Superfly is out of town. He should be back any day now.
39 CstarU: Thank you Ms. RealHigh Have a nice day.
40 WillL: I don't know you, but happy birthday anyway!!
41 CstarU: ...Superfly! Please read the last several posts in here. You Da Man!
42 Superfly: HA HA! ! ! That was very funny! I would have loved to elope with RealHigh but I have a girlfriend and she has a boyfriend so it would have been hard.
43 Superfly: Wow, this topic has been around for a month now! This is more fun than the TWFirst threads. I can proudly say that I have never posted in the TWFirst
44 CstarU: Keep this going until her next birthday so that you won't have to start a new thread. BTW, why you dissin' the TWFirst thread? Just kidding, we're ope
45 Superfly: Let's here what SophieMaltese thinks about it. Oh Sophie, whare are you?
47 SophieMaltese: Yep, my name is Gretchen, my dog is Sophie. Keep the thread going as long as you like. My next birthday I'll be an old 30 year old so I'm sure I'll be
48 RealHigh: Gretchen you go girl! There is nothing wrong with turning 30. You live it up to the fullest! You work it girl!
49 SSTjumbo: How the hell did you get their birthdates?!?!
50 Superfly: Because I am Superfly and Superfly knows everything about the ladies here!
51 SSTjumbo: just checking to make sure the world didn't turn over
52 Superfly: Just Kidding! Way back before you started coming to this web-site, SophieMaltese (Gretchen) mentioned that her birthday was May 23rd. Well that day w
53 SSTjumbo: DAMN!!! If you are desperate, it is 1-30-84
54 Superfly: Damn I am old! I was in 5th. grade when you were born! Maybe I should stop coming to these forums. I was still living in Gary, Indiana at the time. I
55 SSTjumbo: The 27-Hole course is in danger of becoming a residential area and a 9-hole course. BTW, did you know that last year a piper cub made an emergency lan
56 CstarU: Superfly knows everything about the ladies here! That's right! You Da Man, Superfly! You think you're old, how 'bout me. Let see, SophieMaltese (don't
61 SSTjumbo: I forgot, Happy late-birthday SophieMaltise! best late-wishes!
62 Hairyass: Will you liberals leave the lady alone!? CstarU, aren't you married?! For crying out loud she doesn't want you or any of you guys! Sophie is a good so
63 CstarU: CstarU, aren't you married?! Harry, Why? Does it matter? No, I'm not married. Besides, when you get married the sex stops. Right Harry? BTW, welcome b
64 Superfly: Oh boy, what kind of mess did I create this time. All I wanted to do was wish the young lady a happy birthday! Now we got some hairyass using this med
70 EGGD: ok guys, i just have to tell you this. Superfly and Realhigh are the same person! have a nice day Dan
71 Superfly: Ha Ha funny! I am also CstaU. Matt D, ILUV767, SophieMaltese, Us330, Ikarus, TWFirst, BH346, GUNDU, Iflycoach, United Airline, 174thFWff, AccessAir, T
72 SophieMaltese: Yeah, CStarU, 18! And I'll be 18 the next year and the next year and the next...
76 CstarU: And I'll be 18 the next year and the next year and the next... Forever young way down yonder in New Orleans. ...also, happy belated birthday to you Su
78 CstarU: Superfly, ...day after Christmas. Where's my gifts?
79 Superfly: Hey I still have a gift I haven't even opened! Do you like fruit cake?
80 CstarU: Do you like fruit cake? Don't know, never tasted one. ...but I'll gladly accept cash! Take it easy. Later...
81 Superfly: Come back here, you gotta eat this fruit cake! Nobody seems to want this! I can't even give it away! Hey Sophie, hmm... Do you like fruit cake?
85 BennieBeagle: My dearest Sophie, Will you marry me. Together, we'll make beautiful puppies! XOX Bennie Beagle P.S. So what if they're mutts.
86 SophieMaltese: Sorry Bennie Beagle, I already have a boyfriend, his name is Bailey Boo.
87 CstarU: Can't let this slip to the next page...it's your turn Superfly! Happy Birthday! 29 years and almost two months. ...oops, I mean eighteen, right?
88 Superfly: I just thaught I'd bring this up to top for nostalgia! This probably is the longest running thread on this entire web-site.
103 BennieBeagle: Okay kids, back to the TWFirst topic. Hi Sophie, Please don't believe them. I'm my own dog...just lookin' for a little puppy love. Here's a little ser
105 SophieMaltese: Hi dere, Bennie Beagle, dis iz Sophie da Malteze doggie. I wud be happy to date yoo, but I alweady hab me a boyfwend. Hiz name is Bailey Boo and he's
106 BennieBeagle: Okay, I can take no for an answer. ...got any sisters?
107 Hairyass: Hi Bennie Beagle! You are one of my favorite users! I have a German Shephard named Johnson. I posted a picture of my Johnson but the link was broken.
108 Aloha 737-200: I've been told that I'm more conservative than liberal, Joona.....oops I mean Hairyass Aloha 737-200!!
109 BennieBeagle: I guess I'm a capitalist running dog, but not necessarily a conservative, nor a liberal. I'm not dogmatic when it comes to political beliefs. Please d
111 Aloha 737-200: Bennie, today my parents and I were checking out this house on sale and the owners have a 3-legged Collie if your interested. She'sa female, beautiful
112 BennieBeagle: Aloha, Sorry, I don't do amputees. Besides, she's too damn big to hump. regards, Bennie *woof* Happy Birthday SophieMaltese!
113 SophieMaltese: No, Bennie Beagle, I don't have any sisters, just a single human mommy. I think if she dated dogs she's be much more successful with men. Instead she
114 Superfly: Let's keep the party going! Gretchen, that is a very nice photo of you in the pics tread. If I knew that's what you looked like, I'd would have given
115 BennieBeagle: Sorry it took a long time to respond but my master went out of town and I was left in a shelter. I was going to introduce my master to your mommy, but
117 CstarU: Hope everything is okay down yonder in New Orleans...just keep ridin' the storm out. Take care. Happy Birthday SophieMaltese! ...you too Superfly!
118 SophieMaltese: I haven't even noticed the storm. I just got back from flying.
119 SophieMaltese: ...buy me this for my birthday??? It's not too much to ask is it?
120 BH346: Wow, I'd love to have one of those! My favorite car maker is Porsche. BTW, is that an airport in the background? BH346
121 SophieMaltese: Yes, that was taken at the airport. It's my flight instructor's new car. If his parents ever get divorced, I think I will become his stepmother.
122 CstarU: It's my flight instructor's new car. If his parents ever get divorced, I think I will become his stepmother. Why not go for the flight instructor inst
123 Jet_guy: Your flight instructor drives that!!!??? suspicous.....................
124 SophieMaltese: Well, first of all, the flight instructor's dad bought him the car. Secondly, he's a very good flight instructor, and I don't want to have to look for
125 B737-112: This is a quote by Hairyass on this thread: "I posted a picture of my Johnson"
126 CstarU: What's happenin' Superfly!?!?! ...you haven't been here in lately, how come?.
127 SSTjumbo: Haryass: is his name Johnson or Prince Albert?!?!?!
128 Superfly: I've been busy with another women. Sophie has s studly flight instructor. I am threw with these aviation chicks.
129 CstarU: Sophie has s studly flight instructor. Nice wheels too! rgrds, P.S. Must be the car.
130 Superfly: I am just kidding! Last time I posted here, EGGD was accusing me of impersonating a Belly-Dancer. So I just stop coming. Plus it seemed like BennieBea
134 SophieMaltese: Superfly, You gotta watch out for those aviation chics! Now come on people, as a late birthday present why don't you all get together and come up with
135 BH346: You gonna borrow the car and never come back? BH346
136 SophieMaltese: My angelcities account has been deleted. Hmmmm....
137 BH346: Now everyone's just talking about everything here. There's no topic here anymore. Superfly, I think you have created a new TWFirst-type thread! When's
138 SophieMaltese: BH346....you found me out! I was going to jack it and move to California and change my name.
139 CstarU: When's Happy Birthday SophieMaltese II gonna be posted? On her 30th...er, ummm 18th birthday!
140 Superfly: THERE WILL BE NO (PART II) OF THIS THREAD! ! ! ! ! This is the beauty of the 'Happy Birthday SophieMaltese' thread. It has been going since May 23, 20
142 SophieMaltese: Superfly, if I come out to California it can be anywhere. Do you know anybody who can do a good number job on a stolen Porsche Boxster? Of cousre, I'l
143 BennieBeagle: I heard that Porsches are a dime a dozen in LA LA Land. Will Sophie need a new identity too?
144 Superfly: If she comes here, she won't even need a car.
145 BennieBeagle: BART, MUNI, CALTRAIN. ...Superfly's Lincoln Town Car.
147 SophieMaltese: Of course Sophie will need a new identity. She would probably have to break up with her boyfriend too, since he could lead the police to us. Bennie Be
148 Superfly: SophieMaltese: Sweetie you don't need a boob job at all! You look good as is! I like the picture of you posing on the rear of the Mercedes in the othe
149 Airlinelover: I agree. You look good as-is.. BTW- Happy late b-day! Chris PS- What's Up Superfly?
151 400sMom: Miss Gretchen, Perhaps you should try Bloussant, the natural breast enhancement.
152 Superfly: OH NO SHE SHOULDN'T! Leave Gretchen's breast alone 400sMom!
153 SophieMaltese: Well, maybe y'all can buy me a bloussant for my birthday since nobody's given me the Porsche yet. Of course, I'm still working on my flight instructor
161 SophieMaltese: My goodness, there are 57 Ferraris up for auction on ebay! Here's a good fixer-upper: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ite
162 BH346: You guys at the "Happy Birthday Sophiemaltese" topic are lucky now. A few people are predicting that the end is near for the TWFirst volumes and if th
163 CstarU: Hey BH346, We have an age limit in this thread, but as long as you have a fake ID we'll let you in.
164 BennieBeagle: Hi Sophie, I think your mommy is quite pretty. You must take after her, right? But now, I think, she has a competition in Ms. RealHigh. rgrds, Bennie
166 SophieMaltese: Bennie, I think whoever sends me the most food is prettiest. Right now that's mommy. But if Miss Realhigh sends me a juicy steak or two, I'll tell mom
168 CstarU: Username: SophieMaltese Posted 08-15-01 05:51 and read 12 times. I'm going to South Beach in Miami this weekend... Gretchen, Can Superfly and I meet y
169 CstarU: No reply. I guess not. Oh well, I'll look for ya on Wild On South Beach, on E!
170 Superfly: Hey CstarU: Sure let's go! However, I would need to spend some time alone with Gretchen. We need to get more aquatinted.
171 CstarU: I think she hates me. Sure, I'll fly my private jet or drive my Ferrari to South Beach. I think she likes me! Gotta go...
172 Airlinelover: Hi all! I'm back! Miss me? PS. Is anyone gonna do this for me on MY b-day? Chris
173 SophieMaltese: CStarU, it's a free planet, feel free to come! I just found out the Hip Hop Music Awards will be going on so that will be interesting.
174 SophieMaltese: Sophie is anxiously awaiting that steak! The way to a dog's heart is through her tummy:
175 CstarU: I just found out the Hip Hop Music Awards will be going on... No thanks. Have fun in South Beach! I can listen to almost all kinds of music, except fo
176 Superfly: Great choises CstarU! You forgot one more gem from Louisiana. Britney Spears
177 CstarU: Britney Spears...really? No wonder why she's very good! Gretchen, Hope you're having a good time in South Beach. We're sorry that Superfly and I could
178 Superfly: CstarU: What are you talking about? I am in South Beach right now wearing a leopard pattern G-stri.. um, nevermind. I forgot Gretchen doesn't guys wea
179 CstarU: I knew it! You two eloped without telling me! C'mon Superfly! that wasn't nice. I was all packed and ready, but with no place to go! Anyway, happy bir
180 Airlinelover: Superfly, somehow that doesn't strike me as you.. Britney's from Louisiana too? Hmmm. That explains it.. Chris
181 SophieMaltese: Well, I made it back and have some interesting pictures. I think you all have finally figure me out, I'm really Britney Spears...shhhhh, don't tell!
182 Superfly: Then I'am going to take you off of my respected users list. I can't stand Britney Spears! Gretchen, check out my profile. I can only fit 20 on my list
183 Airlinelover: Post some pics Gretchen! errrr. I mean.. Britney!! Chris
184 SophieMaltese: Damn, Superfly, I haven't heard that song since I was in the 5th grade. Still, how sweet of you to sing it to me.
185 SophieMaltese: Okay, here are some pictures from South Beach: This is me standing in front of a hideous looking car advertising some rap artist. After we shot the pi
186 Superfly: WOW! ! ! !! ! You are teasing me Gretchen! You are too beautiful! Nice legs too! Do you have a cajun accent?
187 CstarU: Calm down! Superfly! She might be a... (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater (Oh-oh, here
188 Superfly: CstarU: Oh Say it isn’t so! I can’t go for that, no can do! She’s a rich girl and she doing too far and it dosen’t matter anyw
189 SophieMaltese: Nope, no cajun accent. New Orleans people don't have those, nor do we have Southern accents. And I'm not a maneater, I'm a MANKILLER!
191 Airlinelover: I second that Superfly, GDHSSOB!! Gretchen, You're hot! Chris
192 Superfly: Hey CstarU: Come on and sing some Hall & Oates tunes.
193 CstarU: She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd better learn how to face it She's Gone Oh I, Oh I'd pay the devil to replace her She's Gone - what went wrong
194 Superfly: She's lost, that lovin' feelin', whoa that lovin' feelin' bring back that lovin' feeling cause its gone, long gone, whoa oh woa! * Maybe she's not gon
195 CstarU: Gretchen, You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you. You'd be like heaven to touch. I wanna hold you so much. At long last love has
196 Superfly: In the words of a broken heart it's just Emotion that's taken me over, tied up in sorrow, lost in my soul, but if you don't come back, come home to me
197 CstarU: Gretchen, forget Superfly! If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me, let me know, gonna
198 Superfly: I just wanna STOP and tell you feel about you babe I just wanna STOP I never wanna live without you babe I just gotta STOP! For you loooooove! :D
199 CstarU: Hey Superfly, how 'bout these lyrics from Bread. Although I think these are a little before Gretchen's time. Baby, I'm-a want you Baby, I'm-a need you
200 Superfly: This maybe more in Gretchen's time: If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me OO ooo oooo no baby please don't go! Oooo oooo oo no
201 CstarU: Hey Superfly, One last serenade for Gretchen...umm, well not really a serenade. How 'bout Donna Summer...of course it's better with the moanin' and gr
202 Superfly: Hmm.. CstarU I know what you're gonna do before you go to sleep tonight! I am pretty tired too. I kept by neighbours up long enough singing all night.
203 CstarU: wet dreams....umm, I meant sweet dreams! G'night.
204 Superfly: Good morning! This marks the 3 month anniversary of this thread! Happy 29 & 3 months SophieMaltese! BTW, who do you think is a better singer? Just kid
205 CstarU: Who's a better singer? Of course it's me! Do you know what is means to miss New Orleans I miss it, each night and day The longer I stay away Miss the
206 Superfly: CstarU: That's a good one! Let me let you in on a little secret about Gretchen. she's a very kinky girl. The kind you wont take home to mother She wil
207 Airlinelover: Superfly, CstarU, I think you guys have scared Gretchen away.. Chris
208 CstarU: Superfly, check out this lyrics from TRULY Girl, tell me only this That I'll have your heart for always And you want me by your side Whispering the wo
209 Airlinelover: Good point.. I am not usually on now.... I hope not too.. Chris
210 SophieMaltese: Thank you all for the beautiful singing. You didn't scare me off, I don't get home until late. Please sing and pray and do whatever you can for me for
211 Superfly: Gretchen, no problem because: That's, how much I feeeeeel Feel for you baby How much I neeeeed I need your touch How much I liive I live for your lovi
212 CstarU: Likewise... So, who picked the better songs?
213 SophieMaltese: Good luck with your flight lesson Superfly. Hey, maybe you'll get lucky like I did and get a flight instructor who sings. Maybe you'll also be luckier
214 Superfly: Thank you Gretchen! I hope I get a singing pilot. I don't want to do it: All by my self.... Don't want to be all by my self.... Anymore Eric Carmen 19
215 SophieMaltese: Just hope you get a singing pilot who actually can sing! Hey, maybe you'll get a pretty lady instructor!
216 Superfly: Oh so you're gonna come out and teach me how to fly?!?!
217 CstarU: Superfly, She'll be your wind beneath my wings. Oh, the wind beneath my wings. You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings. Fly, fly, fly away. Y
218 SophieMaltese: Sure, I'll teach you how to fly....might make the benficiary on both of our life insurance policies very happy too!
219 CstarU: You should sing it to her in this thread, but not tonight. Perhaps you might try it tomorrow night. She's got something very important to do tomorrow
220 Superfly: It's 5:55 PM here. I'll be out pretty soon though. Maybe I'll sing something inspirational. Hmmmm... You're the meaning in my life, you're the inspira
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223 Superfly: UKair: What does; errrt h uhk!mokm 8898987#'# /mmi b? @ ,,>
224 Airlinelover: Good luck on the test Gretchen, I hope (and know) you do well.. Chris
225 SophieMaltese: Well, I'm back and totally exhausted. I didn't do too well, but may have a shot at one section (there are three.) Who ever thought becoming a court re
226 Airlinelover: Sorry man, I just found a thread running longer than this.. (not as many replies..) Here's the link.. http://www.airliners.net/discussions/trip_report
227 Aloha 737-200: Hey Superfly/CstarU: You guys have the BEST taste in 70's music. You actualyl inspired me to buy another Disco CD. Congrats!!! Holy cow, Gretchen is a
228 RealHigh: Hey, let's have two parties at the same time! Well have fun guys, I am off to school.
229 Aloha 737-200: LOL, Realhigh, I sense there was a hidden meaning to that!!! Aloha 737-200!!
230 BH346: I've never been to Hawaii, but I've been to the next best thing, Okinawa. BH346
231 CstarU: Name that song and band, Superfly. you are the woman that I've always dreamed of I knew it from the start I saw your face and that's the last I've see
234 SophieMaltese: Nope, didn't catch the sun rise or fall on the beach, but it would have been beautiful. I might be going to Gulf Shores in a couple of weeks so I'll h
235 BH346: Just be glad there's a good beach nearby. I'm in Kansas so I can't really enjoy a good beach. BH346
236 Superfly: Who needs a beach when you have crickets and silos!
237 BH346: LOL! Yeah, we need something besides that around here!
238 CstarU: Hi Gretchen, I'm glad you survived the weekend. Please let us know how you did on your test. I know that your initial reaction was negative but don't
239 SophieMaltese: CstarU, I could only have passed two of the three parts because I didn't do the third. It made me feel better to know that everyone felt the testimony
241 CstarU: "How did your flight lesson go???" Crashed and burned. ...but not with the ladies!
242 174thfwff: -Blink In- What did you do to celebrate your birthday? -Blink Out- 174thfwff
243 Superfly: Gretchen: Great! Now I must come up with a ton of $$money$$. Damn this is expensive! This just means that I wont be able to buy that stationwagon I've
244 174thfwff: -Blink In- What did you do to celebrate your birthday? -Blink Out- 174thfwff
245 Superfly: CstarU: Can you name this tune? Put your hand in my pocket Grab onto my rocket Feels so good to see you receive Baby got to know Do do you want to go
246 SSTjumbo: Hey Gretch, HAPPY REALLY LATE BIRTHDAY!!! or early next birthday. Wait a minute, that goes in the next birthday post.
247 SophieMaltese: Yep, Superfly, it is expensive. It gets pretty frustrating too.
248 RealHigh: Gretchen, happy belated birthday to you to! It's great to see this still going!
249 Superfly: Gretchen: I must ask, how do you do it? Finding the money is the hardest part.
250 SophieMaltese: Superfly, I'll be honest, I don't find it easy. Not only are you trying to do something totall alien to you (at least it was to me) you have to pay a
251 Superfly: The instructor seems to really know his stuff but he can be an air-head at times and over-extend himself forgetting that he made other plans. I can se
252 SophieMaltese: Yeah, that sounds like my instructor. I sure hope he doesn't read this forum (I doubt it...) I don't want to sound like I'm putting him down but he se
253 CstarU: Hi Gretchen, Sorry to hear about your week, but try to think positive--the week is almost over and tomorrow is another day. I apologize for the clichÃ
254 SophieMaltese: Thank you for your support. I'm supposed to fly in a couple of hours so we'll see if things get better. You can tease as much as you want though, it m
255 CstarU: Hi Gretchen, How was your lesson today? Did you have a new instructor? ...and most important--was he cute? Hope everything went well. rgrds, P.S. Are
256 SophieMaltese: Nope, no new instructor, in fact NO instructor. It turns out the dufus didn't know I was on the schedule, but he knows I'm on for tomorrow. I think he
257 SophieMaltese: Oh, and you do make me laugh, but I don't know how to make any other faces besides and
258 Aloha 737-200: Enough smilies for ya? Aloha 737-200!!
261 BH346: It's just like posting a picture of Sophie in here. Just you need to get it from a website with smilies.
262 CstarU: Thanks my little droogies! That's you Aloha737-200 and BH346. Hi Gretchen, Please try this site. that's... http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/ more samp
263 Airlinelover: The topic is slipping lower!!! NOOOOOOO!!! We CAN'T let this die!!!!! Chris
264 SophieMaltese: Oh thank you all....I come home and get on the computer and my birthday post is at the very top!!!
265 Leftseat86: Look how many replies it got!!!!! Wasn't it a while ago?
266 Airlinelover: Yeah.. But since the end of the TWFirst volumes near, we don't have a "party thread"... So this will be it! Chris
267 Superfly: Airlinelover: This will go on until her next birthday. I am the one throwing it, so I am the one who end end it! 'til then, enjoy!
268 CstarU: Hey Larry, I'll be in San Diego on the 22nd and 23rd of this month. I'm thinking of going to Frisco to visit my sister. I'll let you know if I go and
269 Superfly: CstarU: That would be great! We can play with my Herpa Wings! Just kidding! Let me know for sure so I can make some time availible
270 CstarU: "We can play with my Herpa Wings" Superfly, I'm glad you didn't say herpes. You know what, I didn't know anything about Herpas until I joined A.net. A
271 Superfly: CstarU: Here is a Herpa wing model plane. They are 1:500 scale $15-25 model planes.
272 Airlinelover: Hmm.. Anyone up for a DTW spotting party?? Chris