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The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk  
User currently offline707cMf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2473 times:

I am not talking about driving or flying (that would not be stupid but criminal). Rather, what kind of things you usually have to be sober to do have you done while under the inflyence of alcohol ?

For me, it would have been working drunk. We've had a lot of departur drinks at work on friday mornings, , and usually I am completely trahsed once it is over with. Yet, I have to be working from 2pm to 6pm - my boss usually tells me to work but to keep my work till monday.

Also I have written postcards once drunk. Have read one of those since, I really should not have done that...

cheers,

707

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User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2467 times:

Hmm for me the following:

- Proposing
- Getting drunk at a school social and being out of my face in front of the teaching staff (that's all I will say on that one  Big grin)
-Set my hair on fire
- went for a loooong walk and got lost
-Joining A.Net

not even that covers it LOL


User currently offlineUTA_flyingHIGH From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Reply 2, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2458 times:

Also I have written postcards once drunk.
UTAette was the recipient of such a postcard, she was unimpressed  Big grin

Back to the topic, I attempted to dribble a basketball while riding a bicycle.
On another occasion, I started racing some friends with those big 4-wheeled bins, on a sloped street obviously (jackass moment before the series0.

UTA



Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
User currently offlineOV735 From Estonia, joined Jan 2004, 909 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2458 times:

I have been on a swing while drunk, and then I decided to jump off when the swing was at the highest point, like I had done many times before. My friends who saw me do that said the swing missed my head by less than 5 centimeters on it's way back down. When I landed I twisted my ankle and couldn't walk properly for two weeks.

I've also taken an exam at school while drunk. The exam came as a surprise (I thought it was scheduled for the week later, but it wasn't). Since I hadn't really studied for it, I set my fantasy loose. The teach later told me she had never before seen such an "interesting interpretation of her discipline", the Basics of Ethics. Beacause of that interesting interpretation and the pile of typos i got an F.


User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24923 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2452 times:

At a party, pished in an empty beer bottle and gave it to someone who then drunk it  Big grin Bwahaha


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offline707cMf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 5, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2446 times:

That is only possible in two kind of places G.

- Where the blood is cold
- or Where you drink hot beer.

Fortunately, I live in neither of thsoe Big grin

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2437 times:

........eaten

User currently offline707cMf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 7, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2427 times:

ConcordeBoy I now officially dislike you  Laugh out loud

cheers,

707


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2419 times:

Why? ....jealous?  Laugh out loud

User currently offline707cMf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 9, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2410 times:

Not jealous, no.

I deam you guilty of the highest crime that can be o this world :

Harming a cat !

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineUTA_flyingHIGH From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Reply 10, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2407 times:

What does cat taste like  Smile ?

UTA



Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
User currently offline707cMf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 11, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2398 times:

From what my grand parents say, it taste like rabbit...

But that was during the war.

cheers,

707


User currently offlineMYT332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 12, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2395 times:

Stupidest thing I've done while drunk?? Hmm maybe it was when I jumped into a swimming pool pissed out my skull with some Canadians, oh wait nah I know. It was when I blew smoke into that fool 707's face. He punched me like a little girl but it still hurt! Git


One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 13, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2366 times:

I let her walk away...

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2357 times:

Stupidest thing I've done while drunk?? Hmm maybe it was when I jumped into a swimming pool pissed out my skull with some Canadians.

I was also present at this moment in time, besides laughing my ass off at him.. I had to drag him out (fully clothed) as it looked like he was just about to f-in drown!!

Jesus mate, that was STUPID to the extreme!  Wink/being sarcastic But the Canadian chicks were hot, and they did appreciate our antics though!  Big grin What a body... Ahem!

I didn't like it the next morning though, Alex, were you feeling rough?! I s**t myself as soon as I opened my eyes!

Anyway, for me... Probably walking along the road at 4 in the morning after a new years eve party shouting at cars and talking to random strangers! Can't really think of much else.

Cheers,

Justin Big grin


User currently offline707cMf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 15, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2354 times:

Stupidest thing I've done while drunk?? Hmm maybe it was when I jumped into a swimming pool pissed out my skull with some Canadians, oh wait nah I know. It was when I blew smoke into that fool 707's face. He punched me like a little girl but it still hurt! Git

Oh, yes, I remember now punching you in the fase !!! Priceless moment, especially since I had ot intended to punch you.. but you brought your face anyway to my fist  Laugh out loud


Cheers,

707


User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 16, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2358 times:

Stood at arrivals in AMS shouting "Kev!... Bev!... Kev!... Bev...!" Then being informed that "bev" in dutch means something, ie. a guy might "bev" a girl...

So I then started on the "Bev Bev Bev Bev" routine just because it was 'rude'...

LMFAO!

Another time, i was in HKG in a bar with the crew from our flight. I ordered a plate of chips (Fries for the illiterate americans) and the captain started pinching them off my plate. So I got a bottle of tabasco sauce and COVERED the chips in it, lets just say he drank quite alot of water and didnt touch my food again... Was Hillarious...





Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineUTA_flyingHIGH From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Reply 17, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2349 times:

I may have some pics of that occurence Big grin

UTA



Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
User currently offlineBananaboy From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2004, 1577 posts, RR: 23
Reply 18, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2348 times:

Got VERY VERY confused in Faliraki, Rhodes.


Some guys came in to the bar wearing dresses.... jeez.
Was lucky I didn't get slapped.



Mark



All my life, I've been kissing, your top lip 'cause your bottom one's missing
User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2344 times:

Stood at arrivals in AMS shouting "Kev!... Bev!... Kev!... Bev...!" Then being informed that "bev" in dutch means something, ie. a guy might "bev" a girl...

That was soo f**king funny.... I was in TEARS!  Big thumbs up

Justin  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 39
Reply 20, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2332 times:

That would have to be when a bunch of us decided to walk all the way home from the bars one freezing night instead of getting a taxi.

Then on the way we decided it was an even better idea to take all our clothes off and get into the fountain in the Champ de Mars.

But the best part was when the gendarme showed up, looking at us in disbelief: my cousin Gaetan got out of the fountain, got his camera from his jeans and asked the flic to take a photo of us!

Luckily, he let us live!


User currently offlineMlsrar From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 1417 posts, RR: 8
Reply 21, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2299 times:

I did a running, Superman-Style dive onto the hood of an oncoming GMC Sonoma while it was cruising at about 10MPH.

The resultant impact shattered my jaw, but I was too drunk to realize it and went into Dennys anyway and tried to let them seat me while I was covered in blood.



I mean, for the right price I’ll fight a lion. - Mike Tyson
User currently offline707cMf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 22, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2294 times:

Jasepl, fortunately you have not asked the cop for a McChicken that night...

707


User currently offlineUTA_flyingHIGH From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Reply 23, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2288 times:

May I also mention that once, when drunk, 707cmf got laid by a woman 3 times his size and weight Big grin

UTA



Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
User currently offline707cMf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 24, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2287 times:



In her dreams, my friend, in her dreams...

cheers,

707


25 MYT332 : UTAette isn't 3 times 707's size and weight?! Still, swing on.
26 Post contains images UTA_flyingHIGH : 707 getting laid by UTAette ? Pigs will be flying inverted under the Golden Gate bridge sooner UTA
27 Jasepl : Jasepl, fortunately you have not asked the cop for a McChicken that night... Do I want to know what would have happened had I asked...?
28 707cMf : Do I want to know what would have happened had I asked...? Probably the same thing that if you had told him "Mort aux vaches" cheers, 707
29 Jasepl : Aah... Compris!
30 TACAA320 : Have sex with my mother in law. Ugggggggggghhhhhhhh
31 Bananaboy : Have sex with my mother in law. Ugggggggggghhhhhhhh ROFL OMG.... Whats the number again.... 1-800-JERRYSPRINGER? hehehehe Mark
32 Jcs17 : -Yanking in a clothes dryer -Stole lawn ornaments (including a large cement Dutch girl statue) -Told girlfriends that I've loved them -Pissed off a ro
33 Post contains images Saxdiva : As drunks go, I'm fairly conservative--the wildest thing I've done lately is play two jazz sets at Spazio's in L.A. after a couple of martinis (for th
34 PROSA : Freshman year in college, hanging out in an fellow student's dorm room with about five other people. The room's occupant had built an almost ceiling-h
35 Post contains images BCAInfoSys : Mine was last week.. got pissed drunk and started ranting about the "Evil Nazis of the University Police".. so I had a friend drive me to the local po
36 Hodges : This past summer I got piss drunk at a bar in Munich. My fellow exchange students and the chaperones (teachers from local schools) took us to some mus
37 ClassicLover : Stupidest thing... Driven while drunk back in my early 20s. I refuse to risk it now, it's just the worst thing ever. Apart from that, I sometimes morp
38 Ual747 : Two nights before September 11th, a friend of mine and I got drunk. We drunk dialed American Airlines and bought two tickets from DFW-CDG. I had to ca
39 BOEING747-700 : Hummm for me, I was too drunk to remember, but lets just say, thank god I am not a father. Close call eh!! I also remember getting into a flight last
40 Post contains images ZKSUJ : Playing 'Catch' with a knife. Thank goodness we were all uncoordinated etc... and also thank goodness it was a bread and butter knife ot it may have b
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