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User currently offlineBananaboy From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2004, 1572 posts, RR: 23
Posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3589 times:

Made me laugh anyway....

http://places.jump-around.com/closest/


Pishill (map)
11.5 miles

Golden Balls (map)
17.5 miles

Crotch Crescent (map)
24.1 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
25.0 miles

Wet Pits (map)
30.2 miles

Cuckoo's Knob (map)
30.4 miles

Titty Hill (map)
30.8 miles

Balls Cross (map)
34.3 miles

Knob Hill (map)
38.0 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
38.0 miles

Not quite sure why it didn't list "Clench" - always makes me smile.

 Laugh out loud

Mark


All my life, I've been kissing, your top lip 'cause your bottom one's missing
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User currently offlineLHSebi From Germany, joined Jan 2004, 1049 posts, RR: 8
Reply 1, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3579 times:

Bottom Burn (map)
10.0 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
25.2 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
25.5 miles

Turdees (map)
28.7 miles

Bitch Craig (map)
30.0 miles

Fatlips Castle (map)
30.9 miles

Dickland (map)
33.0 miles

Rotten Bottom (map)
37.9 miles

Spunkie (map)
52.6 miles

Assloss (map)
54.7 miles

Hahahahaha! I love Dickland and Assloss  Big thumbs up

Sebastian



I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.
User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3576 times:

I think mine are hillarious, btw I live in Sunderland so these are pretty apt:

Spital Tongues (map)
9.3 miles

Hairy Side (map)
21.9 miles

Fanny Barks (map)
25.9 miles

Slag Hill (map)
32.3 miles

Cock Bush Hall Farm (map)
35.5 miles

Shitlington Crags (map)
35.7 miles

Cock Heads (map)
41.2 miles

Bitchagreen (map)
42.1 miles

Faggot (map)
44.0 miles

Crackpot (map)
44.3 miles


User currently offlinePlanespotterx From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3576 times:

Theres a "Brown Willy" in Cornwall..

User currently offlineBananaboy From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2004, 1572 posts, RR: 23
Reply 4, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3577 times:

TURDEES?

OMG! I HAVE to go there! HAHAHA


Mark



All my life, I've been kissing, your top lip 'cause your bottom one's missing
User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3575 times:

Planestotterx,

When was Kirkie down in Cornwall? hehe


User currently offlineRussophile From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3564 times:

I still think the funniest place name in England, for reaons of pure irony, is Bath.  Big grin

User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11607 posts, RR: 60
Reply 7, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3563 times:

Yeap, Brown Willy 420m high peak on Bodmin moor, have walked up it many times Big grin
Near to me are;

Crapstone (map)
3.3 miles

Lower Piles (map)
8.7 miles

Bush Down (map)
16.6 miles

Brown Willy (map)
23.9 miles

Arshaton Wood (map)
37.6 miles

Lickham Bottom (map)
49.6 miles

Dead Cow Point (map)
56.8 miles

Clitsome Farm (map)
58.4 miles

Burnt Bottom (map)
68.0 miles

Piddlehinton (map)
78.8 miles

Dan  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineEZYAirbus From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 2460 posts, RR: 52
Reply 8, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3555 times:

Cocks Green (map)
39.1 miles

Smoker's Hole (map)
40.4 miles

Feltwell (map)
45.5 miles

Fishpits (map)
48.8 miles

Fingringhoe (map)
49.2 miles

Salters Lode (map)
54.1 miles

Six Mile Bottom (map)
56.8 miles

Dancing Dicks (map)
61.2 miles

Cock Clarks (map)
65.4 miles

Gay Bowers (map)
66.0 miles

Glenn




http://www.glenneldridgeaviation.com
User currently offlineGary2880 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3543 times:

Tarty Burn (map)
12.6 miles

Titaboutie (map)
24.4 miles

Boghead (map)
24.8 miles

Dykeside (map)
25.1 miles

Coulterfanny (map)
33.5 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
84.1 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
84.1 miles

Bottom Burn (map)
85.3 miles

Turdees (map)
112.5 miles

Lady's Hole (map)
112.9 miles


alot of fannys near me...


User currently offlinePlanespotterx From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3541 times:

Oh yea i nearly forgot, theres a twatt in Scotland (Shetland isles I think) lol.

User currently offlineBCNGRO From Andorra, joined Oct 2004, 584 posts, RR: 2
Reply 11, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3530 times:

"Pity me" (near Newcastle)  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


At the bus station, buses stop. At the train station, trains stop. At my desk, I have a work station.
User currently offlineGary2880 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 3514 times:



another interesting place in scotland


User currently offlineJkw777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 3509 times:

Sandy Balls (map)
15.6 miles

Titty Hill (map)
28.5 miles

Handcock's Bottom (map)
32.3 miles

Zig-Zag Hill (map)
32.9 miles

Cuckoo's Knob (map)
34.0 miles

Balls Cross (map)
36.6 miles

Shaggs (map)
39.5 miles

Wet Pits (map)
39.9 miles

Lickfold (map)
40.3 miles

Dungy Head (map)
42.3 miles

Justin  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 3509 times:

Butt Mound
17.6 miles

Fanny Hands Lane
18.1 miles

Poke Holes
20.7 miles

Cottagers
37.2 miles

Rimswell
42.0 miles

Jughole wood
43.2 miles

Butthole Lane
43.5 miles

Shafton Two Gates
44.1 miles

Hole in the Wall
49.2 miles

Shatton Moor
49.2 miles
HMMM, i think i live in a strange area, alot of those places are a bit scary


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 3506 times:

ROFLMAO!!!

When I used to go skiing near Okemo mountain in Vermont, I'd always chuckle at the "Felchville" sign.

Sorry to tread on your thread; I'm a colonist.

Logan


User currently offlineArsenal@LHR From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 7792 posts, RR: 20
Reply 16, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 3493 times:
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Claggy Cott (map)
5.9 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
12.6 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
15.5 miles

Nasty (map)
17.1 miles

Bummers Hill (map)
20.1 miles

Shingay (map)
20.3 miles

Minges (map)
22.4 miles

Shaftenhoe End (map)
22.5 miles

Pishill (map)
30.2 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
30.4 miles




In Arsene we trust!!
User currently offlineBananaboy From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2004, 1572 posts, RR: 23
Reply 17, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3477 times:

Sorry to tread on your thread; I'm a colonist.


What has the colon got to do with this anyway?  Laugh out loud


Mark



All my life, I've been kissing, your top lip 'cause your bottom one's missing
User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 26
Reply 18, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3454 times:

Hard Crag (map)
12.9 miles

Cocklick End (map)
18.0 miles

Breasty Haw (map)
18.5 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
19.2 miles

Randy Pike (map)
22.8 miles

Clitheroe (map)
23.7 miles

Big End (map)
26.2 miles

Buttock (map)
26.9 miles

Tongue Head (map)
29.9 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
35.9 miles

don't get Clitheroe... some good ones there though!



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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3453 times:

Bananaboy: Because all these names are sh*tty!!!  Wink/being sarcastic Actually, they are hilarious.

Logan

[Edited 2004-12-09 23:54:48]

User currently offlineBA757 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2003, 2832 posts, RR: 15
Reply 20, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3439 times:

Fartown (map)
2.0 miles

Upperthong (map)
5.4 miles

Dick Slack (map)
8.2 miles

Penistone (map)
11.3 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
11.8 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
15.0 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
17.3 miles

Camp Town (map)
18.2 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
21.2 miles

Shatton Moor (map)
22.6 miles

Adam


User currently offlineWhitehatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3437 times:



User currently offlineKateAA From United States of America, joined Nov 2004, 89 posts, RR: 3
Reply 22, posted (9 years 7 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 3424 times:

Hello,

I went to boarding school in the UK and the school was near a town called Gaydon hehe

Other then that I cant think of any...

Kate


User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 23, posted (9 years 7 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 3410 times:

Twathats (map)
9.3 miles

Wide Open Dykes (map)
10.4 miles

Willy Knot (map)
18.8 miles

Little Cockup (map)
20.4 miles

Great Cockup (map)
20.4 miles

Cock Play (map)
23.2 miles

Cockermouth (map)
23.3 miles

Rotten Bottom (map)
30.7 miles

Tongue Head (map)
36.1 miles

Shitlington Crags (map)
37.5 miles

 Laugh out loud



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 24, posted (9 years 7 months 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 3391 times:

I have to drive through Gaydon on my way back up north to manchester... Other wise known as london  Big grin.

I got a friend who lives in Glastonbury and he lives on "Leg of mutton road".

Once got arrested by a copper who thought he was lieing...




Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
25 Pilot kaz : There is a town I know of called "Toaster"
26 Post contains images Jaspike : Came across this site ages ago, it's brill Butt Mound (map) 17.8 miles Cottagers (map) 21.3 miles Butthole Lane (map) 27.7 miles Jughole wood (map) 31
27 Bananaboy : There is a town I know of called "Toaster" As well as "Towcester?" Hehehe Mark
28 Post contains images Pilot kaz : After running the search Tyttenhanger (map) 7.3 miles Claggy Cott (map) 8.7 miles Herbert's Hole (map) 9.3 miles Nasty (map) 20.2 miles Minges (map) 2
29 Post contains images RedDragon : When I'm at uni in Nottingham: Cottagers, Butthole Lane, Hole in the Wall, Jughole wood, Foul End, Dirty Gutter, Willey, Butt Mound, Shatton Moor, But
30 Continental : Think Concoreboy's already on his way to Dickland??
31 Whitehatter : I live sort of half way between Crumpsall and Dumplington wonderful area this...
32 Foxy : Dick Slack (map) 11.1 miles Upperthong (map) 12.4 miles Nob End (map) 13.8 miles Ramsbottom (map) 15.8 miles Hole Bottom (map) 16.3 miles Fartown (map
33 BA757 : Foxy: Where are you from? Your profile says Manchester, well Fartown is not 16.9miles from Manchester! Your list is very similar to mine: Fartown (map
34 BAViscount : Cock Pond (map) 7.1 miles Titsey Park (map) 11.1 miles Mincing Lane (map) 11.2 miles Pratt's Bottom (map) 13.3 miles Knob Hill (map) 20.1 miles Tytten
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