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Kirk And Sheep  
User currently offlineJfkaua From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 1000 posts, RR: 3
Posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1447 times:

Hey I was just wondering how did this sheep thing start? I was looking through his recent thread starters.. and somehow someone has tied sheep into the conversation wether it was

-someone who touched you
-capital of Scotland
-liars
-FA cup
and finally the best looking women in multiple countries

So how did kirks fasination with sheep begin?

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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1384 times:

It's actually indigenous to the Scottish people  Wink/being sarcastic. Not Kirkie's fault, really.

Logan


User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 2, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 1382 times:

It is something shared by Scotts, Welsh and Kiwis : the ovophily.

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineChrista From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1355 times:

Yes I know what Kirk goes through,  Wink/being sarcastic being Welsh..

MYT332, happens to think that I have sex with sheep as in North Wales (which he actually lives closer to than I, as I live in South Wales)

It's a bit like saying all German females don't shave..

Odd, eh?

Regards,

Chris


User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 39
Reply 4, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1351 times:

Odd does not necessarily equal untrue, does it?  Big grin

User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3316 posts, RR: 34
Reply 5, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1328 times:

Kirkie,

It if might relieve you of some of the pressure, be informed that sheep shagging is not only practiced by Scots, Picts and occasionally by some Welsh.

At the very opposite side of Europe, on a big island, many a young person are also very sensitive to the feminity and warmness of goats and sheeps.
It is a saying down there that many factors help keep the practice popular:
it makes the milk richer, after shagging sessions the animals are reluctant or unable to run which makes it easier for the sheperd, young people get a free formation, and a convenient exutory for their overflowing dynamism in an otherwise very conservative society.

Note: they also wear a skirt and even occasionally clogs.
It would seem the skirt and the practice go hand in hand.


User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 6, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1312 times:

Well, the Aussies love their sheep also, so Kirkie is not alone with his "sheep-fetish".  Big grin



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User currently offlineChrista From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1300 times:

Jaspel..

I can assure you that it would be odd for me..  Smile.. honest!

Really, It gets stupid when I go to England or abroad and myself and my peers worry about getting called "Sheep Shaggers" just because we are Welsh.. of course it is even worst if you have clothing on that shows your Welsh, e.g. Rugby Jersey, Football (Soccer) Jersey and so on..

Regards,

Chris


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 8, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1295 times:

I do have to say that one of the best retorts I ever heard was from a Kiwi who said that whilst it was absolutely true that they all shagged sheep; what did it say for the rest of us who all bought New Zealand lamb.  Wow!


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineJfkaua From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 1000 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1290 times:

they really do that?!?!?!

User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 10, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1283 times:

they really do that?!?!?!

Of course  Big grin




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User currently offlineJfkaua From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 1000 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1278 times:

HAHAHAH thats a great pic

User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 12, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1269 times:

they really do that?!?!?!

He might have been exaggrating ever so slightly for the sake of a good joke.  Big grin



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineRj111 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1262 times:

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?.....









.....So the sheep won't hear the zipper. Big grin Big grin Big grin


User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 39
Reply 14, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1259 times:

You guys should be posting this stuff on the other thread... We're trying to break a record!

User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24961 posts, RR: 56
Reply 15, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 1246 times:

You know something...I hope you all die a painful death....twats.

















 Big grin



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24961 posts, RR: 56
Reply 16, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1210 times:

I guess that last message scared you all away  Big thumbs up


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 17, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1204 times:

Its not the ones who shag sheep you have to watch. Its the paedophiles who shag lambs......

User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Reply 18, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1204 times:

Hey Kirkie,
Have you noticed one thing? I haven't replied to this mail until now. I have been nice to you the last couple of days Big grin  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 19, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1200 times:

I'd like to follow up on OYRJA's post here... I can be good too, see?  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24961 posts, RR: 56
Reply 20, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1197 times:




When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 8
Reply 21, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1149 times:

GKirk, I was wondering, do you have any kilt wearing relations in Canada ? Specifically in the Ottawa area ?

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/EdmontonSun/News/2004/12/15/783307-sun.html

It's obviously not you as you are still posting were as this person is enjoying 'Quiet Time'

WrenchBender

Edit for Typo

[Edited 2004-12-16 01:00:22]


Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
User currently offlineWhitehatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1144 times:

Now you know what Kirky's bumper sticker means...

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User currently offlineNZ747 From New Zealand, joined Dec 2004, 967 posts, RR: 4
Reply 23, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1136 times:

A Scottish farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 24, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1132 times:

Kirkie says that the best technique is to take them to the edge of a cliff. Apparently they push back harder.  Big grin


She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
25 Post contains links and images MYT332 : MYT332, happens to think that I have sex with sheep as in North Wales Behave lad, I never said just North Wales at all. There's too much evidence to t
26 Post contains images GKirk : A sheep shagging joke from a New Zealander....I dont think things can get any worse
27 Post contains images NZ747 : yes, but scottish farmers have been around sheep longer that kiwi's, and have most likely got passed the stage of experimentation, and on to the karma
28 Post contains images GKirk : Hey, you lot down under have a ratio of one man to every 10 sheep. You've never had it so good
29 Post contains images Banco : Looking to emigrate, Kirkie?
30 Post contains images NZ747 : Don't worry, the sheep that do get shagged by horny farmers here, are the ones that get exported around the world. They are more tender in the hind qu
31 Post contains images GKirk : Just thing Banco, the next time you eat lamb...it might have been penetrated by a horny Welsh farmer callled Giles
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