Iakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3310 posts, RR: 36 Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1143 times:
It if might relieve you of some of the pressure, be informed that sheep shagging is not only practiced by Scots, Picts and occasionally by some Welsh.
At the very opposite side of Europe, on a big island, many a young person are also very sensitive to the feminity and warmness of goats and sheeps.
It is a saying down there that many factors help keep the practice popular:
it makes the milk richer, after shagging sessions the animals are reluctant or unable to run which makes it easier for the sheperd, young people get a free formation, and a convenient exutory for their overflowing dynamism in an otherwise very conservative society.
Note: they also wear a skirt and even occasionally clogs.
It would seem the skirt and the practice go hand in hand.
Christa From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 1115 times:
I can assure you that it would be odd for me.. .. honest!
Really, It gets stupid when I go to England or abroad and myself and my peers worry about getting called "Sheep Shaggers" just because we are Welsh.. of course it is even worst if you have clothing on that shows your Welsh, e.g. Rugby Jersey, Football (Soccer) Jersey and so on..
Banco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 54 Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 1110 times:
I do have to say that one of the best retorts I ever heard was from a Kiwi who said that whilst it was absolutely true that they all shagged sheep; what did it say for the rest of us who all bought New Zealand lamb.
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
NZ747 From New Zealand, joined Dec 2004, 963 posts, RR: 4 Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 951 times:
A Scottish farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."