Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 3078 times:
Wednesday night, at my house here in Dayton my roommates and I will be celebrating finishing exams, and celebrating the departure of one of the roommates. We are having a party.
The reclusive CaptOveur has been cordially invited to come-Which he accepted.
If you recall this summer JCS came to a party when I was at home in Dallas (I stole a girl from under his nose, who is now my girlfriend of 5 months, eat that big boy) Which was my last encounter with an Airliners guy
The party will be filled with a lot of liquor and beer. Especially since this is my last time drinking at my school until I'm a senior (next August).
My roommate must transfer schools-personally reasons.
I will post pictures, and give a party report. It's gonna be a good time.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 3014 times:
Which was my last encounter with an Airliners guy
Dude, leave your sexual escapades off the forum. Nobody here is interested in what you do with Airliners.net guys you meet. Damn, I'm glad the Crapchester contigent bailed on the NYC trip this past summer now!
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 3006 times:
Weird ROC, you were the one all for another HUGE Anet meet in NYC this summer. Didn't you mention staying in Greenwich village with LHmark and JCS?
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 3003 times:
Sheepboy- if you see JCS eat, you'd call him big boy too.
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2997 times:
God damn it. Go in the fields and have you way with 'Bruce' your favorite sheep.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2959 times:
3 AA61hvy posts and 3 Whiffs...dude you are killing Piazza's average.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Captoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2959 times:
Well, there is no backing out now.
BTW with it being my first night in town I probably can't get totally shitfaced, and I probably don't have the time, or enough alcohol to convince some girl to do me... But it should be fun anyway.
So is the roomate in question already gone and this party is to celebrate that.. or is this the party before he packs his non-paying ass up and takes it back to wherever he is from?
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2950 times:
How appropriate that Captoveur will be the next A.net guy AA61hvy "encounters". Feel free NOT to take pictures and NOT to post a thread about it as well.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 13, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2947 times:
You're getting my roommates confused, the non-paying guy is still there, one of the other paying guys has to leave.
This is his 'deinitiating party.'
Capt- we got some funny ass shit for him to do:
The goal is for him to puke alot then pass out as early as possible. The names for this is called: The Gauntlet/ Carnival of Carnage/ Carnival of Chaos
1 beer bong, 1 beer chugg, 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of Jager, 1 shot of tequilla (I'm going to put hot sauce in it too).
This is all back to back. The kicker is this: in between each thing, he must spin around in a chair. When he is doing this task there will be juggling/circus music being played.
The party is 'Mexican and Clown' themed. Since the guy leaving is 1/10 Mexican. So look for lots of Mariachi and Salsa music, along with some Carnival Music.
This kid can hold his liquor so he wont get sent to the hospital.
Capt- there will be enough liquor for you to score with some chick. Just don't take it in my room.
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 15, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2935 times:
Hey Cianliniliniaini: Don't you think these gay cracks are getting old? Trying to compensate for that 'one drunken night in the barracks with Sgt. Grey?'
Captoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 16, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2927 times:
Damn AA61hvy.. I can taste vomit from just reading that. I don't practice nearly as much as you do so I can't even attempt to compete.
1/10 Mexican? I know that is a lot for UD and he probably qualifies as a minority there.. does his last name even end in ez? My girlfriend is Mexican so I think by osmosis I am more Mexican than he is. BTW.. I have a few killer Mexican jokes, Ill try to remember a few more now that I know they may be needed.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 17, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2923 times:
Sounds like KROC is getting jealous....
Just because I am better looking than you, KROC doesn't mean AA61hvy is going to leave you for me. I don't even swing that way so you are safe.
Dude, I don't get jealous of another guy, sorry slugger. And we all know AA is JCS' main squeeze.
Hey Cianliniliniaini: Don't you think these gay cracks are getting old? Trying to compensate for that 'one drunken night in the barracks with Sgt. Grey?'
Dude, are you for real/ This coming from the guy whose every joke revolves around a gay crack or Jcs being fat. here are a couple more. Keep it up and LHMark might have to break out the cricket player...usually reserved for Brits and GKirk.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 18, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2921 times:
No he has a 'normal white' last name. We may buy him taco bell to cap off the night.
He will be the only one doing the gauntlet, me and one of my other roommates created it. No way in hell I'd do it.
I puked enough last Thursday for the next couple weeks.
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 20, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2917 times:
Hey ROC: I'm going to disgrace the Mets here.
Take the Piazza and shove it, where Mark likes being most.
Aa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 22, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2906 times:
I could see it now. Anet guys come in, the room would be split, girls on one side guys on the other. It would look like a scene from Revenge of the Nerds.
LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51 Reply 23, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2900 times:
Can't you guys just drink, or is it no fun unless you get to play with your bodily fluids in the process?
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
BOEING747-700 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 24, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2897 times:
hahaha Beer whats that? oh wait, I know!!
25 Aerobalance: I read nothing of girls in the thread starter......it only mentions 'tail' - if it's a party thrown by Aa61hvy, then we know it's male tail....
26 KROC: The only way the line "Singapore_Air" is the funniest guy ever would be if you had just read an AA61hvy crackback.
27 KROC: LHMark - You know AA and his boys can't just drink beer. They are too busy pounding down Rainbow Warriors instead.
28 EA CO AS: Really want to make him suffer (and test everyone else's ability to drink in the process) ? Do the time-honored tradition of "The Grinch." Pop in the
29 LHMark: Or you can drink each time Aa61hvy makes a Freudian slip that shows his true orientation. Hell, in this thread alone, you'd down a shot on: "eat that
30 KROC: And LHMark just ended AA61hvy's day in this thread...
31 GKirk: LHMark, hammered on 6 shots. Christ man, you make Aa61hvy look like Mike Tyson...
32 LHMark: Did someone say "Tyson?" Oh... i thought there was chicken. Signed, Jcs17
33 AC320: If you recall this summer JCS came to a party when I was at home in Dallas (I stole a girl from under his nose, who is now my girlfriend of 5 months,
34 LHMark: I probably don't have the time, or enough alcohol to convince some girl to do me... How many kegs does it take?
35 Jasepl: that and why are you digging through his trash, so to speak? Maybe he has a thing for buttered buns?
36 KROC: Wait, since when is stealing a girl from JCS considered an accomplishment? that and why are you digging through his trash, so to speak? Well done. Not
37 Captoveur: "How many kegs does it take?" How ever many are there, double it.. then maybe. Now that I think about it.. I wouldn't want to go anywhere JCS17 had pr
38 Srbmod: So how many cases of Zima and Smirnoff Ice have you procurred for the party AA? Or did ya'll decide to go with some wine coolers instead? If you're no
39 Aa61hvy: Hmmm lets see: 2 bottles of some 80 proof vodka, 1 bottle of Jager, 1 bottle of tequila, 1 keg. Not half bad. Not to mention some cases too.
40 AC320: So why is this your last on campus drink until senior year, taking the upcoming semester off?
41 Mdsh00: Just popped into this thread. Aa61hvy, you just set yourself for more "Signed by" posts in the future.
42 Thom@s: I don't really have an oppinion on this thread, (even though the conversation beats the hell out of daytime tv) so I'll just post the batsman like eve
43 Gocaps16: AA61hvy's party is going to be watching tv and eating junk food all day. Kevin
44 ZKSUJ: "AA61hvy's party is going to be watching tv and eating junk food all day" Sounds like a 10 year old girls slumber party Have fun!!!
46 Srbmod: You guys are some sick bastards... Better to be sick bastards than sad bastards. Hmmm lets see: 2 bottles of some 80 proof vodka, 1 bottle of Jager, 1
47 Aa61hvy: Srb- It was a Milwakees Best Light Keg. 2 handles of Stalingrad vodka, 1 handle of Montezuma Tequilla Gold and Jager. And CaptOveur brought some Skyy.
48 Whitehatter: Er...one tenth Mexican? How? You can be half, quarter, eighth or sixteenth. How TF can someone be one tenth? Or is there some sweet family lovin' been
50 AAplatnumflier: HAHA thats pretty funny.... nice save Aa61hvy
51 KROC: Hey Aa6vhvy? Did you beat Capt.'s ass like you said you were going to do on my voice mail at 3:45am? My girl was ready to throw down with you cause yo
52 BOEING747-700: Hahaha KROC, 3:45AM holly shit dude!! You should have let your wife answer it.
53 KROC: I'm not married...It was my cell phone...it was a multicall night from AA all of which got "ignored"... After that call I shut the bitch off.
54 Captoveur: "My girl was ready to throw down with you cause you kept calling all night long." Damn KROC, you must love the violent ones... So how was watching Chr
55 KROC: Capt - Seeing as you could not even make the party, you probably shouldn't be talking shit. Also, you might want to get a new crackback other than the
56 Aa61hvy: Well everything that needs to be said has. ROC- I warned you about me calling you. So your girl is gettin mad at the wrong guy. I'm trying to get a ho
57 Captoveur: KROC, Santa called and said this year he was going to consider serving Crapchester for the first time ever, and here is what he was bringing for you.
58 KROC: AA - I am not responsible for your actions. Capt. Santa called and gave me a heads up on what else you are getting for Christmas...
59 Aa61hvy: There was always the option of shutting off the phone when you're in bed...
60 LHMark: If he does that, he loses his connection with 1-900-GRLFREND.
61 KROC: AA - I did after the 3:45 am call. LHMark...for your efforts...
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