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Christmas Jokes Only!  
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 11351 times:

OK....now we need to get the Christmas Jokes Happening!!! So if you have any Christmas jokes..... lets have them!!!







Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic

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User currently offlineMD11LuxuryLinr From United States of America, joined exactly 11 years ago today! , 1385 posts, RR: 14
Reply 1, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 11334 times:

Why is there only 25 letters in Santa's alphabet?



Noel..


Sorry..



Caution wake turbulence, you are following a heavy jet.
User currently offlineFlyingbronco05 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 11327 times:

http://www.jibjab.com/xmas/play.asp?contentid=28&groupid=2

FB05



Never Trust Your Fuel Gauge
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12374 posts, RR: 47
Reply 3, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 11322 times:
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FB05, I must be a big kid, because that just made my week!  Laugh out loud




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User currently offlineFlyingbronco05 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 11316 times:

C'mon! Everybody has got to love the mom ripping a huge one on santa!


Never Trust Your Fuel Gauge
User currently offlineSyncmaster From United States of America, joined Jul 2002, 2019 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 11297 times:
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LOL!!!

That was great FB05!!

-Charlie


User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7084 posts, RR: 12
Reply 6, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 11273 times:

Brillaian stuff guys

:D


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 7, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 11271 times:







Thom@s



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User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Reply 8, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 11264 times:

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !  Big grin



User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 11201 times:

Flyingbronco05, thanks for the laugh!!!

Here are a few more......









Phyllis  Big thumbs up


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