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Christmas Jokes Only!  
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 11202 times:

OK....now we need to get the Christmas Jokes Happening!!! So if you have any Christmas jokes..... lets have them!!!







Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic

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User currently offlineMD11LuxuryLinr From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 1385 posts, RR: 15
Reply 1, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 11185 times:

Why is there only 25 letters in Santa's alphabet?



Noel..


Sorry..



Caution wake turbulence, you are following a heavy jet.
User currently offlineFlyingbronco05 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 11178 times:

http://www.jibjab.com/xmas/play.asp?contentid=28&groupid=2

FB05



Never Trust Your Fuel Gauge
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12041 posts, RR: 47
Reply 3, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 11173 times:
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FB05, I must be a big kid, because that just made my week!  Laugh out loud




Hey AA, the 1960s called. They want their planes back!
User currently offlineFlyingbronco05 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3840 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 11167 times:

C'mon! Everybody has got to love the mom ripping a huge one on santa!


Never Trust Your Fuel Gauge
User currently offlineSyncmaster From United States of America, joined Jul 2002, 2015 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 11148 times:
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LOL!!!

That was great FB05!!

-Charlie


User currently onlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7073 posts, RR: 12
Reply 6, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 11124 times:

Brillaian stuff guys

:D


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 48
Reply 7, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 11122 times:







Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Reply 8, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 11115 times:

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !  Big grin



User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 4 months 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 11052 times:

Flyingbronco05, thanks for the laugh!!!

Here are a few more......









Phyllis  Big thumbs up


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