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Going To The Airport Drunk  
User currently offlineNZ747 From New Zealand, joined Dec 2004, 968 posts, RR: 4
Posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 4369 times:

If you went to the Airport drunk as hell, and had your passport, lots of cash, and enough alcohol in your system to last for a week...

where do you think you'll wake up? (if you got on a plane at all)

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User currently offlineThecoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 4361 times:

I'd take the next overseas flight anywhere. I love how they serve free alcohol on those flights.

User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 27
Reply 2, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 4361 times:

If you watch 'Airline' on A&E, you'll see that you won't get very far at all! The drunk passengers on that show are told to either sober up and go on a later flight, or they are escorted out of the airport by security.

On a lighter note, you would probably end up somewhere with a pretty big headache, no money left, and no idea where you are.

Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 3, posted (11 years 5 months 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 4356 times:

When I get drunk I don't all sloppy & stupid. I still maintain control of myself.
One time I had a half bottle of Jack Daniels because I knew I'd be stuck on a Continental flight from LAX to ORD with a stopover in Houston.
Anything to get me through a CO flight helps.

Bring back the Concorde
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