Brick From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1602 posts, RR: 7 Posted (13 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3644 times:
Last weekend I was at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago doing a little sightseeing. I went into the restroom and took my position at the big boy urinal. This little kid, couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 years old pulled up along side me at the little boy urinal. I could tell that the kid wasn't used to doing this too often yet because his father was just a few feet away offering encouragement to his son that he can do it all by himself. So the kid pulls his pants and underwear down and prepares to go pee.
Now I am one of those people that ignores everything around me when I am in a public restroom. I don't talk to people, I don't look at people, I don't even look down any further than parallel with the horizon....I just do my business and get out of there as quickly as possible. Something the little kid next to me did caught my attention and in a rare occurrence, I turned my head and looked to see what the person peeing next to me was doing.
The little kid had taken half of the urinal cake (a full cake was broken in two with each piece placed in two separate urinals) and had placed it in his mouth like it was a bomb pop. (insert a puking/gagging emoticon here)
Words can barely express what went through my mind when I realized what the kid had done. I was just standing there, penis in hand, contemplating what should I do? I just froze up like a deer in headlights. When I finally got the gumption to say something, the father had just turned around from washing his hands and saw his son with the urinal cake lollipop.
"JACOB!", he bellowed out. The kid jumped at least a vertical foot it scared him so bad. "GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH NOW!" he yelled with a deep sense of urgency in his tone. At this point the kid though he was in major trouble and immediately put the cake back into the urinal and started bawling big-time. The father lunged toward his son, grabbed him, and pulled him away from the urinal with pants still around the ankles in full blown crying mode. At this point I quickly finished my business and fled the bathroom.
My wife didn't understand why just 5 minutes earlier I complained that I was hungry and now I wanted to wait a long time for lunch....Poor kid! I wonder if the dad told the mom what had happened!
USAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (13 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 3209 times:
Well going to a Jets game, even before kickoff-there were many people urinating publicly, beers in hand and ALREADY DRUNK-it was pretty nasty-then after the game the drunkards staged a riot sort of and me and my dad ended up in the front of it, we tore down a fence leading to a major 6 lane road and there was 3 cops trying to hold back about a thousand people...most of them drunk...it was hilarious...
Chief A.net college football stadium self-pic guru
SashA From Russia, joined May 1999, 861 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (13 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 3143 times:
Since I'm not a US resident, could you please elighten me what goes on at "ocal McDonald's"? You mean the way they cook food or something?....
I've seen quite recently a guy peeing as he walked on the street. The urine went all the way through his trousers and he didn't seem to give a damn about it. Yes, he was drunk. No, it wasn't dark at all!!
Lax2000 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 541 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (13 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 3147 times:
I saw a guy masturbate at a record store on Hollywood blvd once. Oh yeah, once I saw this crazy, very over weight homeless looking woman run naked down a busy sidewalk menstruating! She was crying while she ran...I felt pretty bad for her.
GDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 13369 posts, RR: 77
Reply 22, posted (13 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 3146 times:
A few months ago, between the bus station at Heathrow Airport, and Terminal 2, in a little area with a couple of benches, a middle-aged man with a turban was standing in broad daylight between two busy roads peeing, after doing a double-take I called him a dirty ---t. Doubt if he understood.
Years ago, while crossing a field near the school I went to, there was another middle-aged guy sitting in the middle of the field on a summers day taking a dump. When he saw me he gave a thumbs-up sign!
In January last year, my girlfriend and I had just left a cinema after seeing American Beauty, as we walked down London's crowded Oxford Street on a rainy evening, this rather fat man, in his late teens/early 20's, was walking towards us seemingly in a daze, he had a dirty white t-shirt on, and nothing else! The shirt was too small, so his genitals were clearly on view. As he walked past us, he turned down a side street and was gone. My girlfriend was not as shocked as me, she's a mental-health nurse and a few weeks before, at the hospital she was working at, she popped out for a cigarette and saw a teenage male patient getting a blow-job off his mother in a phone box! Her special christmas gift for her son maybe.