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The Most Disgusting Thing You've Seen In Public  
User currently offlineBrick From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 1575 posts, RR: 8
Posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 3188 times:

Last weekend I was at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago doing a little sightseeing. I went into the restroom and took my position at the big boy urinal. This little kid, couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 years old pulled up along side me at the little boy urinal. I could tell that the kid wasn't used to doing this too often yet because his father was just a few feet away offering encouragement to his son that he can do it all by himself. So the kid pulls his pants and underwear down and prepares to go pee.

Now I am one of those people that ignores everything around me when I am in a public restroom. I don't talk to people, I don't look at people, I don't even look down any further than parallel with the horizon....I just do my business and get out of there as quickly as possible. Something the little kid next to me did caught my attention and in a rare occurrence, I turned my head and looked to see what the person peeing next to me was doing.

The little kid had taken half of the urinal cake (a full cake was broken in two with each piece placed in two separate urinals) and had placed it in his mouth like it was a bomb pop. (insert a puking/gagging emoticon here)




Words can barely express what went through my mind when I realized what the kid had done. I was just standing there, penis in hand, contemplating what should I do? I just froze up like a deer in headlights. When I finally got the gumption to say something, the father had just turned around from washing his hands and saw his son with the urinal cake lollipop.

"JACOB!", he bellowed out. The kid jumped at least a vertical foot it scared him so bad. "GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH NOW!" he yelled with a deep sense of urgency in his tone. At this point the kid though he was in major trouble and immediately put the cake back into the urinal and started bawling big-time. The father lunged toward his son, grabbed him, and pulled him away from the urinal with pants still around the ankles in full blown crying mode. At this point I quickly finished my business and fled the bathroom.

My wife didn't understand why just 5 minutes earlier I complained that I was hungry and now I wanted to wait a long time for lunch....Poor kid! I wonder if the dad told the mom what had happened!

Mark Abbott
Minneapolis, MN



A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man...
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User currently offlineCOboeing777 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 693 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2884 times:

LOL

User currently offlineTransactoid From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 788 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2856 times:

OOhhh maaan! As gross as that is, I couldn't stop laughing!

User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 41
Reply 3, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 2838 times:

Hehehehe, what a dumbass kid.


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User currently offlineCOboeing777 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 693 posts, RR: 4
Reply 4, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 2813 times:

mmmmmmm.....candy

User currently offlineJoona From Finland, joined May 2001, 1038 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 2814 times:

YACK, you guys are sick!! Man, that's awful......god, I'm pulling over.....ah, christ, you mean he had shit in his mouth? YACK

Joona



1740 days idle. Beat that.
User currently offlineUs330 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 3842 posts, RR: 14
Reply 6, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2799 times:

Hilarious, but disgusting.

User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4335 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2793 times:

Joona, not shit, but piss.  Smile Poor kid but very gross.
I'm telling my dad that i'm delaying my BBQ steak until later.

Kevin/DCA

Hope this kid now learned his lesson.


User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2790 times:

Yikes!!
That's disgusting! Probably thought it was candy.  Wink/being sarcastic




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User currently offlineOH-LGA From Denmark, joined Oct 1999, 1436 posts, RR: 20
Reply 9, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2778 times:

Ewwwww...

that's pretty nappy... I don't even want to know the thought process of that kid... wow... I don't think I've ever seen anything that disgusting in public...

Kai



Head in the clouds... yet feet planted firmly on the ground.
User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4335 posts, RR: 21
Reply 10, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2767 times:

I don't think this kid will eat candy anymore. No candy=no cavities.

Kevin/DCA


User currently offlineMalibuAir From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 2754 times:

Yummm...

User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 53
Reply 12, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 2753 times:

Well going to a Jets game, even before kickoff-there were many people urinating publicly, beers in hand and ALREADY DRUNK-it was pretty nasty-then after the game the drunkards staged a riot sort of and me and my dad ended up in the front of it, we tore down a fence leading to a major 6 lane road and there was 3 cops trying to hold back about a thousand people...most of them drunk...it was hilarious...

Greg



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User currently offlineLax From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 2290 posts, RR: 3
Reply 13, posted (12 years 11 months 2 days ago) and read 2719 times:





You mean those urinal tablets AREN'T for eating??!!!

MARGE!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!


User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7737 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2709 times:

I don't think I have seen anything that disgusting... your story takes the cake, in a manner of speaking.


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User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24822 posts, RR: 56
Reply 15, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2709 times:

God damn No!!!!!! I've seen someone pulling a moonie at some cars on the motorway from a bridge, that was pretty sick. Or someone spewing in public. But thats about it.


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User currently offlineLewis From Greece, joined Jul 1999, 3592 posts, RR: 5
Reply 16, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 2702 times:

I have seen a man drinking water from a pipe that lead to an underground sewage pipe!

User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2680 posts, RR: 17
Reply 17, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2686 times:

Wanna see something gross, just go to your local McDonalds and watch the employees. (this applies to US residents only.)


Fly Delta's Big Jets!
User currently offlineSashA From Russia, joined May 1999, 861 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 2687 times:

Since I'm not a US resident, could you please elighten me what goes on at "ocal McDonald's"? You mean the way they cook food or something?....

I've seen quite recently a guy peeing as he walked on the street. The urine went all the way through his trousers and he didn't seem to give a damn about it. Yes, he was drunk. No, it wasn't dark at all!!




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User currently offlineNicolaki From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2690 times:

I've seen some guy shit while swiming in the sea, the guy stopped and contracted his face and suddenly you could see the shit floating it's way to the surface, really disgusting!

Nicolas


User currently offlineLax2000 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 541 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 2691 times:

I saw a guy masturbate at a record store on Hollywood blvd once. Oh yeah, once I saw this crazy, very over weight homeless looking woman run naked down a busy sidewalk menstruating! She was crying while she ran...I felt pretty bad for her.



User currently offlineLewis From Greece, joined Jul 1999, 3592 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 2677 times:

Also:

Touring on the river in Bangkok can be quite disgusting. You see these people that pee, shit, wash their teeth and themselves in the brown water....YUCK!!


User currently offlineGDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 13047 posts, RR: 78
Reply 22, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2690 times:

A few months ago, between the bus station at Heathrow Airport, and Terminal 2, in a little area with a couple of benches, a middle-aged man with a turban was standing in broad daylight between two busy roads peeing, after doing a double-take I called him a dirty ---t. Doubt if he understood.
Years ago, while crossing a field near the school I went to, there was another middle-aged guy sitting in the middle of the field on a summers day taking a dump. When he saw me he gave a thumbs-up sign!
In January last year, my girlfriend and I had just left a cinema after seeing American Beauty, as we walked down London's crowded Oxford Street on a rainy evening, this rather fat man, in his late teens/early 20's, was walking towards us seemingly in a daze, he had a dirty white t-shirt on, and nothing else! The shirt was too small, so his genitals were clearly on view. As he walked past us, he turned down a side street and was gone. My girlfriend was not as shocked as me, she's a mental-health nurse and a few weeks before, at the hospital she was working at, she popped out for a cigarette and saw a teenage male patient getting a blow-job off his mother in a phone box! Her special christmas gift for her son maybe.


User currently offlineAlle From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2662 times:

Brick

GROSS

GDB

GROSS

Alexander


User currently offlineLindy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (12 years 11 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2664 times:

GDB did she got phone number for that lady with BJ?

25 Gocaps16 : I was at McDonald's one night and I had to take a leak so I went to the washroom. When I stepped in the washroom an employee was taking a leak also th
26 CPDC10-30 : My entry comes from something I saw just today. In our office building, there is a storage room in the basement where we keep spare PCs and servers...
28 UA767-223 : Everyday I see the "dirty water dog" vendors on the mean streets of NYC. The next time you're thinking of buying a hot dog from one of them, ask yours
29 Post contains images Brick : The McDonald's comment made me think of this cartoon that was sent to me a few weeks back: Mark Abbott Minneapolis, MN
30 Prebennorholm : It was one summer day some ten years ago, I was driving all way through East Germany to Prague, Czechoslovakia - it was right after the fall of the Be
31 Matt D : Hey GDB: When you gotta go, you gotta go. Lemme tell you something. Nature has no concept of "good or bad time". When it's time, it's time. You can ho
32 DC-9CAPT : Here's some ones for the record books: (1). Guy in his early 20s meets a biker chick at Summerfest in Milwaukee (1988) and does her in the back of his
33 GDB : True, but the guy at LHR was a few feet from a public toilet, and the old sod in the field only had to walk a few feet to some trees and bushes. Sadly
34 GDB : DC-9CAPT, big mistake to challenge British soliders to gross-out contests! It's standard army entertainment on nights out to attempt to borrow a woman
35 767-322ETOPS : It was a hot, humid day last August in NYC. I'm waiting to cross the street. Next to me is a stinking, overflowing garbage can. On top of it is a fast
36 Shannon : these are all gross.. but i have a question... what is a urinal cake? i have a pretty good idea but just to make sure...
37 Shannon : one time, when i was in san francisco for a cheerleading competition, we stayed in a hotel directly on one side of the bad part of town. everyday for
38 SophieMaltese : My brother.
39 Post contains images TexStud323 : Imagine what those other men, were not within eyeshot of this tragic event, must have first thought when they heard "JACOB, TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUT
40 Post contains images Gocaps16 : Dude, luckily I've never came close to human shit. But cow pies are worse then human. They are shape as pies and dries up then all them flies starts t
41 Post contains images Matt D : Gocaps: You must be one seriously plugged up and constipated individual! You better go see a proctologist or something.
42 Post contains images Blink182 : The only other human shit I have seen is either mine, or someone who doesn't flush the toilet. Shannon- urinal cakes smell mighty fresh rgds, blink182
43 EGGD : Well i have probably more sick things in my life than most! Firstly there is nothing quite as bad as a certain website called rotten for disgusting pi
44 Blink182 : Alright alright alright, that was just me being immature. GOCAPS16 described urinal cakes. Hmm... I can't think of the most disgusting thing i have ev
45 SEVEN_FIFTY7 : Funny how no one here picked up on how the little boy's father had his backed turned while the poor child was trying to urinate "all by himself." What
46 AerLingus : God, I can't imagine the kind of parasite that kid ended up with!!! Anyway, the most disgusting thing I have seen was a homeless guy haranguing and ra
47 Adam84 : Well this wasnt necessarily in public but it was quite gross and I had the joy of helping clean it up. I was at work and apparently a "lady" didnt mak
48 EGGD : Well, i just read Adam84's story while eating a Crosse and Blackwell Snack Stop. I shouldn't have. But it has reminded me of something. While on a cam
49 Post contains images An-225 : Oh, I just remembered. When I worked as a security in the library at CU Boulder we busted some dude who was 65 years old whacking off in public. Now t
50 GKirk : EGGD, that Roten.com is way sick! I once seen a car crash, it rolled over a few time hit a lampost but the driver (a lady) was ok. I also saw a wee 12
51 Post contains images Ryanb741 : While backpacking in Tibet, we saw these Tibetan children who were collecting Yak shit to make fuel for their fires!? Thing is, they were plunging the
52 Ryanb741 : Also, going back to Tibet, there is a tribe there called the 'Khampas', and it is their tradition to eat the mother of the bride after a wedding! Than
53 Post contains images WN boy : I thought it was the bride that gets eaten on the wedding night.
54 Post contains images Kappa13 : A few years ago I was in the hall year in school, and one of my friends came walking out of the bathroom almost throwing up and he said I should go i
55 An-225 : I had to fertilize the lawn today. The fertilizer was organic based (read shit-based). My god, I almost threw up.
56 Tbar220 : I think the nastiest thing I've ever seen was a flat dog. I'm not kidding you, I've seen a flat dog. I was walking on the street, and I saw it, turned
57 GDB : One morning at school, me and a few others were asked to put out some chairs on the stage of the assembly hall. The job done, someone noticed a smell
58 UA767-223 : Speaking of the flattened dog, has anybody seen the picture floating around the internet of the fat women who looked in the mirror and jumped out a wi
59 An-225 : I've seen that.
60 L-1011-500 : I freaking experienced something nasty. Many of the beaches nowadays have sewer drains that run into them. About 6-7 years back, I was unlucky enough
61 SophieMaltese : Okay, this didn't happen to me, it happened to my friend's parents, but it's funny enough I thought I'd post it. Her parents live in a calm suburb whe
62 Airbus60 : Back in 1993 my family and i were on holiday in Bali. We were walking down one of the streets one day when we saw a dog being run down by a motor bike
63 OH-LGA : Well, something along the lines of An-225... Just last Friday night when I was coming back with some friends from LAX for a senior trip, I went to the
64 Samurai 777 : A few disgusting things I saw. In London during the summer of 1991, I've come across at least one urinal where some guys have taken a shit in it. Ewww
65 Indianguy : Not exactly in "public". but once while watching a movie (a decent movie) at the local theatre, the guy next to me was jacking off! Jerk!
66 Post contains images An-225 : Speaking of mentally retarded - they all look gross. One of them in South High School was a huge black woman. So one time she came to the table and re
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