ScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 55
Reply 10, posted (10 years 7 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 1916 times:
Hee hee...that is hilarious! It looks exactly like a gingerbread man who 'rides the small bus' who soiled him or herself.
I used to make a buttload of gingerbread cookies every year at Christmas. One year a friend of mine came over and we holed up at my apartment decorating the cookies. All of a sudden (after about 200 cookies) she said "I'm sick of decorating your f**king Christmas cookies" and she wrote "F**K" on a cookie in icing. I burst out laughing and that was that...by the time we were done, we had anatomically correct gingerbread men and women, and cookies that read "$hit", "Sex", and the best one, "Ejaculate". I have one friend who I knew would appreciate such cookies so we bagged them up and brought them to him the next day. He laughed fit to burst before eating all of them. It was hilarious.
Maybe your fiancee's mom was having such a moment?
Aloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 9077 posts, RR: 41
Reply 17, posted (10 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1822 times:
In that case, don't forget to include a cute ghost story, e.g. your son (doesn't matter if you have one) can't sleep because everytime he closes his eyes, he sees the cookie with his inner eyes and freaks out completely. Only someone paying $10,000 for it can make little LHMark jr. sleep again.
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