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Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.  
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1692 times:

My Fiancee's mother made and decorated her own Christmas cookies. I've never seen such a horrible cookie. Do you guys see the same horrible thing I do?





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User currently offlineThecoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1683 times:

LMAO! It appears as though someone has had an accident.  Laugh out loud


So, how do they taste?


User currently offlineLfutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3305 posts, RR: 28
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1668 times:
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haha yes. it does look like someone soiled themselves...


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User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1653 times:

I couldn't bring myself to eat it. Even Jcs17 couldn't eat THIS cookie.


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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8617 posts, RR: 43
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1640 times:

What's that supposed to look like? Santa Claus on crack?


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User currently offlineAa61hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1634 times:

Maybe its a 'special cookie'

It would go to school in the 'special gingerbread house'



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User currently offlineWhitehatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1598 times:

Argh...

"Cartman crapped himself" was the first thought that I had on seeing it

 Wow!


User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1563 times:

Wow......that is just too funny!!!! My questions is.....was she into the sauce while baking these????  Big thumbs up

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 8, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 1547 times:

'Lock, I don't think she's a drinker. Maybe she should start.


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User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1499 times:

LHMark, well by looking at the cookie I agree!!! Big grin I'm still trying to figure out what it is????

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 10, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1488 times:

Hee hee...that is hilarious! It looks exactly like a gingerbread man who 'rides the small bus' who soiled him or herself.

I used to make a buttload of gingerbread cookies every year at Christmas. One year a friend of mine came over and we holed up at my apartment decorating the cookies. All of a sudden (after about 200 cookies) she said "I'm sick of decorating your f**king Christmas cookies" and she wrote "F**K" on a cookie in icing. I burst out laughing and that was that...by the time we were done, we had anatomically correct gingerbread men and women, and cookies that read "$hit", "Sex", and the best one, "Ejaculate". I have one friend who I knew would appreciate such cookies so we bagged them up and brought them to him the next day. He laughed fit to burst before eating all of them. It was hilarious.

Maybe your fiancee's mom was having such a moment?



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User currently offlineSASlover From Denmark, joined Mar 2004, 350 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1456 times:

Did it walk in a minefield or what. GOD!!! damn it's horrible


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User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Reply 12, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1452 times:

LMAO!!!!!!  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

Was she on something while she baked that cookie?????? Big grin
Even SASlover makes nicer cookies than that. And he really sucks! Big grin


User currently offlineMYT332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 71
Reply 13, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1446 times:

And now for no apparent reason, I attached your face to the cookie.

It fits kind of well too. Maybe thats a red bra or something?






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User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1428 times:

LMFAO!! Thats the ugliest cookie I've ever seen Mark. Now the real question is, did you eat that horrible thing??  Big grin

User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7917 posts, RR: 12
Reply 15, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1418 times:

Could be the artwork for "Disintegration" by The Cure. Big grin


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User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 16, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1394 times:

I'm thinking of selling the cookie on ebay


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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8617 posts, RR: 43
Reply 17, posted (9 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1394 times:

In that case, don't forget to include a cute ghost story, e.g. your son (doesn't matter if you have one) can't sleep because everytime he closes his eyes, he sees the cookie with his inner eyes and freaks out completely. Only someone paying $10,000 for it can make little LHMark jr. sleep again.


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