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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 46
Posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 8140 times:

An article in todays LA Times got me to thinking......what are the best cities in the world to go if you are looking to get some sex-whether it's from a hooker, a loose local, drunk tourist, or all of the above? I know that lots of couples travel together. But when you're a single guy (or group of them), well....erections know no seasons or geographical boundaries......and especially when sampling the local culture....the need tends to arise a little more frequently.

Based on the article, here are my top three guesses, which make sense. Please be assured that I have no first hand experience with hookers, although in all honesty, the Tijuana thing did make me scratch my head and wonder. I know what you're thinking....but Hey...that's what condoms are for, right? And even without one, statistically, your chances of picking up something that you can't put back down are still pretty remote for a one-time encounter.


1. Tijuana. In Mexico, particularly in the town just south of the Border, pretty much anything goes. The businesses prefer US currency. The booze flows freely. And the local population is overall very poor. Throw in its ease of access for horny American men, aged 18-95 with even a few bucks to spend, and it makes for a ripe feeding ground for ill repute. I guess if you are into hot tanned skin, long brown black hair Latin women, this IS your place. (Hmmm...I ought to look into this sometime. I LOVE Spanish women, and TJ is only a three hour drive  Wink/being sarcastic )

2. Amsterdam. Everything I've heard about this Dutch city leads me to believe that it's probably the most liberal in the world. Not liberal in the political sense per se, but the fact that as long as you behave yourself, you can do pretty much anything. You can get stoned out of your gourd. It's legal. And if you like tall, busty, blonde Euro chicks, well prostitution is fully sanctioned and fully regulated here. You've all heard about "window shopping in Amsterdam"? You aren't looking at jewelry or fur coats......


3. Bangkok. I think the name pretty much says it all. This is the city I've heard least about, but I've heard from numerous places that pretty much the same elements that exist in Tijuana, Mexico exist here. I guess if you like those mysterious exotic Asian beauties with the (supposedly) tightest....*ahem*...lips in the world, you can have one for the night to do whatever you please for the hefty sum of about $50.


4. Las Vegas. This is a no brainer. Even though sex-for-money is technically illegal in Vegas, and can get you arrested if you are not careful, I don't have any reason to doubt that hustling si probably only third behind gambling and tourism as far as cash generating in Las Vegas. Have you been down The Strip? Have you seen HOW MANY "exotic dancer" and "massage" and "escort" business cards are laying everywhere for anyone to pick up and make a quick phone call? Hell they even advertise on the taxi cabs! Don't even TRY and tell me that at least some, if not most of these are simply fronts for the Real McCoy. It's all a matter of semantics. Sure you are PAYING for a lap dance or back rub, but there's nothing in the least illegal about *ahem* "consentual" sex-provided the "lap dance" included a $500 "gratuity".


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User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 1, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 8084 times:

An inspector at my day job says that Bangkok is the best. The guy's Chinese, well traveled and know's that part of the world well. He says that's the best place for your carnal needs.

Go to TJ and you'll get yourself killed by Juanitas' boy Roberto. It's only a petty theft of your money to him.



"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 39
Reply 2, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 8067 times:

Sydney's another one, supposedly. Prostitution's legal and everything... they've got the world's first listed brothel!

User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 3, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 8066 times:

The country of Costa Rica has legalized prostitution and there are companies that do sex tours there.....

so I'm told.


I swear.



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User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 39
Reply 4, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 8048 times:

I love how all of us are apparently authorities on various destinations, yet none os us have ever been there!  Big grin

User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 5, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 8036 times:

Oh, I have been to Costa Rica...but it was to Playa Conchal in the Guanacaste Province, and to Liberia. The guide book, which I read with my wife, specifically said that the legal prostitutes had monthly checkups..... I remember wondering how one could be certain they were on a date with one who had been checked out yesterday or 130 acts ago.

Luckily I was with my wife and had no need for extra services....in fact my wife casually pointed out how much a prostitute would cost me when I pointed the section out in the guide book....Half of everything for the rest of my life.  Laugh out loud

I do remember that prostitution seemed to be legal in Panama as well. I was either too broke or too fearful of std's to participate, though.



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User currently offlineThecoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 8019 times:

Salt Lake City Utah is totally off the hook. That's where they have the "Donkey Show"!  Wink/being sarcastic

...Actually Matt, you named pretty much all of the big places for that kind of thing.

Stay away from Mexico...the brothels there are straight out of National Geographic.


User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3316 posts, RR: 34
Reply 7, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 7985 times:

Bread is made everywhere in the world, although costs and tastes vary greatly.

Market economics also tell us that it costs more in cities than in the countryside, and that the taste in best in the latter.

If your prefered bread is an industrial glamorous show off of 25' followed by a quick passage in the oven, you have probably named some right places.
The next day you will remember the appearance and the colour but you will remember no taste.

Anyway, one has to start from somewhere isn't it ?






User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 7979 times:

You can spot the hookers in most of the casinos, as they're the ones wearing really nice clothes when compared to the rest of the people in the casino. With legal brothels being around an hour from Vegas, you can go there instead of taking the risk with an illegal one in Vegas (The women in the legal brothels have to be tested for the various STDs on a regular basis, so the risks of catching something from one of them is a lot less than from some girl from an agency or one you pick up at a casino bar).

User currently offlineTUNisia From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 1845 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 7934 times:

The concept of someone having to have to pay someone else to give them pleasure has always made me wonder  Big grin


Someday the sun will shine down on me in some faraway place - Mahalia Jackson
User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3316 posts, RR: 34
Reply 10, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 7925 times:

That's the point TUN, there is nothing wrong with wondering, isn't it ?
even if you incidentally got some change at hand  Love


User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 11, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 7924 times:

For gay guys:

Amsterdam
Ft. Lauderdale/Miami
Berlin
San Francisco
Hamburg
Cologne
Chicago
Toronto
New York
Sydney



An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3316 posts, RR: 34
Reply 12, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 7914 times:

Matt D,

Sorry to break the dream, but there are no or very few Euro-chicks in MAS.
The catalog is full with Colombia, Morocco, Indonesia, and lately a couple of Bulgarians.

If you make a fixation, Hamburg is much more "local".

TW,

Coming staright from the Vatican, the information has to be up-to-date.


User currently offlineSovietjet From Bulgaria, joined Mar 2003, 2648 posts, RR: 17
Reply 13, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 7867 times:
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Speaking of Bulgarians....I was going to suggest Bulgaria to you. I go there for the summer and I get plenty without resorting to prostitution. If you want a hooker though, it'll be like $25. They are advertised in the local paper as "escorts" and stuff like that. Some hookers even advertise themselves and give you their cell phone number. It's easy...and the girls are defiently worth it. I'm guessing Russia is probably a good spot also. Plus after you're done...go to SVO and watch some Tupolevs takeoff. What more could you want.

User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 14, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 7856 times:

Hey...you know, sovietjet reminds me....my neighbor goes on these tours to Russia and Ukraine to meet women. He has two girlfriends he is currently trying to decide between. These are not prostitutes. They are pretty (for the most part, everyone has different tastes), well educated girls who want to meet men who can provide them with opportunities to avoid becoming babushkas.

These tours advertise on the web. Try that. Unless you are just looking to get laid, and the go to Bulgaria or Romania and wave the dollars at the bar. It works if you are also nice and presentable. To the girls in Europe Americans are foreigners, with the same mysterious cachet that foreign men have with US women, and the further east you go the less likely you are to be branded an "evil" American.

[Edited 2005-01-05 06:00:28]


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User currently offlineSovietjet From Bulgaria, joined Mar 2003, 2648 posts, RR: 17
Reply 15, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 7835 times:
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The sight of dollars instead of levs or rubles alone doubles your chances....also for the most part...Eastern Slavic girls are pretty hot. Russians, Ukrainians, Romanians, Bulgarians, Poles are all mostly cute. Walking down the street in Bulgaria I see alot more hot girls than here.

User currently offlineCactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 25
Reply 16, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 7828 times:


Two more in Latin America that no one has mentioned yet:

Havana, Cuba: One word: "jineteras" (pronounced HIN-eh-teras) which means "jockeys" when translated into English. These girls love to ride. And I'm not talking about horses. SuperFly can tell you all about it.

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: Don't know about prostitution here, but from what I hear, the locals are pretty loose. If you'd rather get you a piece the old-fashioned way rather than paying directly to the deed, I guess this would be a good place.





User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 7816 times:

Yes, if you want to flirt with AIDS, go have sex with a hooker or "loose local" in Thailand.

Why not just play Russian Roulette?  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 7802 times:

Gross. This thread just makes me think that some men are pigs. Leave it to MattD to start this kind of thread.


But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineEZEIZA From Argentina, joined Aug 2004, 4968 posts, RR: 25
Reply 19, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 7797 times:

Don't rule out Buenos Aires! If you want to pay, they are hot and cheap, and if you don't they are still hot and even cheaper! you guys should come doen here and check it out, I guarantee you will love the women here!


Carp aunque ganes o pierdas ...
User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 14
Reply 20, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 7782 times:

Miami/Orlando/Cancun during Springbreak maybe???  Big grin
Damn. When I was there 2 years ago during springbreak I saw so many nice chicks. And I'll bet my next paycheck that it's easy as hell to get a little something there Big grin


User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 21, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 7737 times:

One of my friends said - Amsterdam is like Disneyland for adults. And after visiting it, I fully agree. Go there, enjoy everything that city has to offer.

Alex.



Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 7735 times:

Wow and all these years I thought it was in the "BEDROOM"!!! Big grin

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31712 posts, RR: 56
Reply 23, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 7721 times:

I've heard a lot about the SE Asian Destinations esp Thailand.
What about Paris  Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 7716 times:

Why would you want to pay for it? Visit any of the Mediteranean islands where the 18 - 30 Brits go and you will get it free. If some of the girls haven't had a piece by the time they LAND they are disapointed. There are groups of women who have contests to see who can get laid the most.

It was never like that when I was that age....


25 LY7E7 : Cusco, Peru, gentlemen, Cusco, Peru.
26 ZKSUJ : I'm suprise that Venice aint up there. When I was there I could feel sex all over the city just by the atmosphere that was there. There were nude post
27 Post contains images ZKJIM : Why don't you stay at home and do the 5-knuckle shuffle? Saves a lot of money.
28 Post contains images Iakobos : Scarlet, you put the finger on it, I mean on one of the canonical dogmas of our poor world. Most men are pigs ! ..which leads to the conclusion that m
29 Aa777flyer : Dude. LAS is the WORST, dont even waste you time. The girls are all bad attitude....My best suggestion is RIO, hit up a couple of termas, go to HELP D
30 Post contains links DL021 : I originally posted here thinking it was an ironic thread, hence the attempt at humor. I then went ahead and put in another post about the merits of (
31 Post contains links Covert : http://www.wsgforum.com The ultimate authority right there. Always hooks me up.
32 PROSA : Hey...you know, sovietjet reminds me....my neighbor goes on these tours to Russia and Ukraine to meet women. He has two girlfriends he is currently tr
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