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Rub Those Breast With Olive Oil  
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 32767 times:


It's been discovered that olive oil help prevents breast cancer. I've sort of knew this all along.

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User currently offlineDl021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11454 posts, RR: 72
Reply 1, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
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OK...we have a new business here Larry, if you are interested.

We need a Winnebago, a couple of white smocks, and a large sign that says Womens Mobile Preventative Health Clinic.

We offer discount breast exams and oil rubdowns....all in the name of health.

You in?


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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 2, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

Now that's smart capitalism!  Big thumbs up
That's what makes America great.

I've discovered that olive oil can bring out the flavor of nipples.

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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

Yes, yes, when the nubile and pleasingly Ruebenesque women come in, it will be such a pleasure, but there will also be your fair share of, shall we say, undesireables. Who's in for those?

Let me know when it cures cervical cancer and I'll be ready to pitch in (occasionally, of course).


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 4, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

I am activley testing various oils.  Smile

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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

I am activley testing various oils.

Superfly: There's one "oil" I've been testing over and over since I was 17, but all it does is make me hungry for a six pack and a roast beef sandwich.


User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 36
Reply 6, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

There's one "oil" I've been testing over and over since I was 17, but all it does is make me hungry for a six pack and a roast beef sandwich.

ROFL!  Smile

User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11454 posts, RR: 72
Reply 7, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
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We plan on setting up a volunteer network of concerned lesbian LPN's (recruited from the local motorcycle clubs) to administer the tests to any overflow subjects who arrive and do not meet the requirements for testing by Fly and myself. Said requirements will be flexible and depend on current availability and mood.  Wink/being sarcastic

There will be a rigorous training session at the Venetian in Las Vegas for all concerned volunteers.

Please email your CV and head shots for further review.

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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 8, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

This adds new meaning to Extra Virgin Olive Oil.  Big grin

Now olive oil is an oil worth going to war for!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 51
Reply 9, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

Now olive oil is an oil worth going to war for!"

Time to invade Italy and Greece then...


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User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11454 posts, RR: 72
Reply 10, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
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Well, I did say we would be conducting interviews at the Venetian....if we promise to require Greek would that release us from having to actually go the those places?

Oh, and I heard that Fly will settle for "Sort-Of Virgin" Olive Oyl, in a pinch. Big grin

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User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3328 posts, RR: 33
Reply 11, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

Just a second, if you want to make it a viable business case you have to look at all aspects of the enterprise, not only at the final application, however enjoyable that might be.

Since I do have some 220 olive trees and some neighbours whom would be delighted to find an output for theirs, I could offer to supply the original product, in a virgin form or not. (originally it is not virgin, to make it so it requires multiple filterings)

No need to invade you see, better to secure a reliable supply source and negotiate conditions that would be beneficial for all parties.
It might need some changes to usual bully practice, but once adopted you will appreciate.

Olive trees produce only every two years and fortunately this year there will be a harvest. This take place in October with subsequent filtered and aromatized product available in bulk form (200kg drums) by mid of November, and bottling in December.

To understand fully the mechanics of the application and assess the requirements pertaining to the envisaged line of products, I offer to conduct a serie of initial tests at the source itself and thus well before October production. June-July would be suitable.

I do have some remaining bulk stock of 2003 season which I could make available at no charge; if we come to an agreement, I suggest you send a few sample subjects and a pair of evaluators.
The subjects should as much as possible be representative of the wider range of the future client base, both in size, shape, sensitivity and consistency.

What do you think ?

User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7233 posts, RR: 11
Reply 12, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

Hey can I join this business venture  Big grin

User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3328 posts, RR: 33
Reply 13, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 32767 times:


If you can bring a positive contribution to the business, and as far as I am concerned, absolutely yes.  Smile

User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 32
Reply 14, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

I agree with the concensus here that MUCH more research needs to be done - SCIENTIFIC research - into this subject.

I, for one, am willing to take on this monumental challenge, strictly in the name of scientific research, and rub olive oil on the breasts of as many women as I possibly can. I'm certain that my wife will wholeheartedly embrace my active participation in said research  Yeah sure!

Now, again strictly in the context of scientific research, will SWA-TPA, vaporlock, et al please step forward so this important scientific research may begin in earnest!  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool

DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 8312 posts, RR: 17
Reply 15, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

I'll start the New Zealand franchise.

User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3328 posts, RR: 33
Reply 16, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

Well, since Ian Dl021 came up with the idea, I think we better leave him to decide how he envisages the enterprise.

I am personally very favourable to the concept of franchise and can clearly bookmark some markets with a huge appetite for natural products eg. Japan,
Russia, Ukraine, the US West coast, Nordic countries...

User currently offlineWhitehatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

I'm waiting for the post from AAPlatnumflier, who has naturally rubbed titties with olive oil whilst doing 1000mph up the freeway in a 2005 Mustang BBJ on his way to Dubai

(I bet I get canned for this...)

User currently offlineFokker Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

I know it all sounds like a funny joke, but in Northeastern Ohio that Winnebago actually exists. A group of doctors had a motorhome converted to a mobile mammography lab. They travel to certain areas and do free mammograms for the needy. It's white with large pink letters down the side that say "Mammovan". My buddy's shop does all of the maintenance on it. So, there has been more than one occasion when it was in for the weekend, that we used it for a backdrop to take topless photos of certain nubile young females. So in short, I WANT TO BE YOUR OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHER.

User currently offlineScarletHarlot From Canada, joined Jul 2003, 4673 posts, RR: 54
Reply 19, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

Whitehatter, that is beautiful!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

No, boys, I won't help you test this out.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

But that was when I ruled the world
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 14968 posts, RR: 61
Reply 20, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 32767 times:


So where are the pictures to prove your story? (drool!  Wink/being sarcastic )


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User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3328 posts, RR: 33
Reply 21, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 32767 times:

Thanks Fokker Lover, a pro-photographer will be needed, your offer is duly noted.
Since your hobby is target shooting and you are in the right age category, you might well be the perfect guy for the job.

ScarletHarlot, since potential investors and future staff will probably come from the male gender, we might need some external "technical consultants" from the opposite gender. Besides the valuable inputs you could provide, a few ladies' names would also add legitimacy to the venture.

User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 22, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 32767 times:

I am more concerned about women's health than making a profit.

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User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11454 posts, RR: 72
Reply 23, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 32767 times:
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Harlot/April...Fly and I are mostly concerned with womens health, and would not dream of letting money get in the way of a good testing session.
As for your not needing the testing, I understand....BCA will be very disappointed as he was looking to intern with us, but I'll explain it to him.

Iakobos....you may participate as long as you stop using big words and doing math. Bring the olive oil, and swap that out for your franchise fee.

Fokker lover...As long as you bring the image enhancement and production equipment you may assist us with the educational oriented videorecording and photography. For the do-it-yourself book on how to set up a good womens preventative health testing Winnebago in your neighborhood we plan on selling over late night tv for $129.99 per CD (6 set collection).

Aerobonz...Your franchise fee will be 30 unmolested sheep.....Superfly requires virgins.  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up

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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40298 posts, RR: 73
Reply 24, posted (11 years 4 months 3 weeks ago) and read 32767 times:

Now whare is Pilot_kaz, Sophiemaltese, Barcode and Virgin Lover?

Barcode would by the perfect candidate for this. My gosh she had some nice big....err...she could be a big asset to this study!  Smile

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25 Iakobos : Big words, big words ...? Franchise ? you may participate...? Listen Ian O'B, If you do not reconsider your words and business model at once, I withdr
26 Aerobalance : Will there be an inverse pricing scale? Catch my drift? Do I need to explain?
27 Post contains images Ltbewr : I think you guys didn't read the stories. It's not rubbing it on the breasts, you oversexed in bad need to get laid geeks. It is recommended that wome
28 Post contains images DeltaGuy : Not to mention an overwhelming majority of undesirables....70 yrs old with their boobs down at their belt, or just big fat arse ones that just came fr
29 Post contains images Superfly : Ltbewr: I read the article before posting this thread. I am well aware of olive oil being adventagous to our diet and prevent all sorts of cancer incl
30 Post contains images NoUFO : Superfly: > It's been discovered that olive oil help prevents breast cancer. > I've sort of knew this all along. And what kind of olive oil do you rub
31 Ltbewr : I get the 'joke' here, and enjoyed the humorous comments, I was just adding some humor from a different perspective.
32 Post contains images Superfly : NoUFO: You mean my client's breast?
33 DL021 : Iakobos...Hey...keep your shirt on (you are not pretty enough for a test) and just keep the oil coming. deltaguy..read more carefully because we alrea
34 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Tell you what guys...I'll give you lessons on how best to rub oil into breasts so as to make it as pleasurable as possible for the ladies concerned. N
35 Post contains images DL021 : He's not any older than you are, April, so don't let him BS you. I realize the no touching rule, but would your instructional techniques involve photo
36 Post contains images Superfly : ScarletHarlot: Superfly is going to chime in that he's been rubbing boobies for longer than I've had them, so I'd better be quiet now. You've only had
37 Post contains images AWspicious : CLLLASSIC! Oh, I'm so gonna get in trouble for this one I believe Captain Gomes, yyz717 and myself (along with a few other YYZers) could be interested
38 Post contains images Falcon84 : God, you're all such boobs!
39 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : What, 'Fly, you mean to tell me you weren't a precocious young lad who took advantage of his cuteness to feel up the local ladies?!? No, Ian, no photo
40 Post contains images Vaporlock : MxCtrlr, I gotta love the line "I, for one, am willing to take on this monumental challenge, strictly in the name of scientific research, and rub oliv
41 Post contains images ZKSUJ : I'll work under Aerobonz.
42 Post contains images PROSA : I'm surprised no one mentioned "extra virgin" olive oil in this context. Or maybe that phrase hits a little too close to home for most male a.netters,
43 Post contains images DL021 : ScarletHarlot is the best!!! We will happily test out your techniques on any of your hotter friends you decide to line up. Awspici...Hey, you want in
44 Iakobos : I suggest Cyprus. Offshore status, corporate taxes are 5% of declared profits, fully protected by solid EU laws. Registration is fast (3 days) and rat
45 DL021 : Good thinking....Iakobos is in charge of future corporate growth as long as FLy is ok with that.
46 AWspicious : "Hey AWSpicious! If any of you guys are out spotting this weekend wave at the Continental flights on Thursday and Sunday nights - the Harlots are comi
47 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Well, not that much. One Harlot on the AC direct flight from Seattle (Mr.) and one on the CO flight from Newark (me). The rest of the Harlots are alre
48 AWspicious : Nah, no tunes. No loud speakers or anything like that. We Canadians prefer more subtle means of advertising. So, we'll probably place thousands of fly
49 Post contains images Vaporlock : ScarletHarlot, I just love your question.....Are you guys going to have the Boob Lube Van play a tune as it drives around, like the ice cream truck? A
50 Post contains images DL021 : THE BOOB LUBE VAN is quite possibly the most incredible name I have ever heard. April, if I did not already have you on my list, that alone would have
51 Post contains images Bruno : This is some funny sh-t! Can I sign up? I am Italian American and there is an Italian restaurant in the family. We have TONS of olive oil and I am an
52 Iakobos : Bruno, hi, Sorry to break it to you but your tons of olive oil come from Greek olives, from Greece-Ellada, and the glass bottles are made in Bulgaria.
53 ZKSUJ : Could do infomercials about this. How to loob a boob in 3 easy steps...
54 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Oh my, I am going to pee my pants laughing at this one. Did Superfly ever come up with an 8-track for the Boob Lube Van (aka Lube-a-Boob) to play? I h
55 DL021 : Working on the operational issues..... We plan on using your likeness as our face to the public, if you don't mind. We feel that the images you brough
56 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Ian, It has to be one of Superfly´s voluptious beauties! You can´t take a skinny one for this business And the idea of playing ´trane sounds great!
57 Post contains images DL021 : Hey..hey it's purely clinical and has nothing to do with our looks...which are fantastic BTW....
58 Post contains images Superfly : ScarletHarlot: Oh my, I am going to pee my pants laughing at this one. Are you hinting at giving me a 'Golden Shower?' with nasty 70's disco-sex tunes
59 Post contains images Pilotaydin : Any olive oil we dont use, we can save for Greek and turkish cooking Dolamdes
60 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : 'Fly...golden shower? NO NO NO NO. Did I say NO? And by the way, no. Nasty as in sex-nasty, like doing the nasty. I'm not dissing disco music! *My* li
61 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Phyllis, This means that you are volunteering?! We need some good pictures for the advertisement posters! Jan
62 Post contains images Vaporlock : Jan.....I'll begin working on the poster right away!!!! LOL I'm a great volunteer.....and I'll try and get it finished in the next few hours!!! he he
63 Post contains images MxCtrlr : Phyllis, This means that you are volunteering?! We need some good pictures for the advertisement posters! She still hasn't provided picture proving ou
64 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Phyllis, I can't wait to see your work! You do the graphics and I'll come up with the cheesy slogans. Jan, did you get me and Vaporlock mixed up? She'
65 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Oh, sorry! I think so! Jan
66 Iakobos : Jan, Dont you happen to know some good would-be models in the Sierra Leonian community in Berlin ? You know, those fully equipped 16-17, on whose boob
67 MD11Engineer : Iakobos, I know what you mean, these girls also tend to walk very straight backed, pushing their goodies out, but sorry, I´ve got no contact to this
68 UALPHLCS : Yes and ironically Olive Oyl had no breasts. I have volunteered to be the olive oil rubber in my house. This was recieved rather well I thought. I hav
69 FDXmech : Superfly, you're a genius! All these years I was using, Thousand Island. Seriously, great post.
70 Iakobos : If the market research team has a positive view on it, I can supply the oil directly in bulk (200L drums / 52G) with different fragrances, the whole r
71 DL021 : I have secured legal counsel and we are setting up a business license and tax status. I will send out the first cash call for all the interested parti
72 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Ian, Since wea are an aviation site, why don´t buy a second hand plane, a C-47 or something from the 50s (a Conny would be nice) and fly from town to
73 Iakobos : Not a bad idea Jan, eventhough, from a commercial point of view, I think we need to come closer to the clients' base. But it could work nicely for lar
74 MD11Engineer : Iakobos, Actually my remark started as a translation error. As a mechanic I turn screws, i.e. I´m screwing (Ich schraube). In German this means exact
75 PacificWestern : Will olive oil work much better than motor oil?
76 MD11Engineer : For the breast yes, for the engines I´m not sure... Unless we can convert this plane to diesel engines and run it on bio diesel... Apparently British
77 Post contains images Vaporlock : ScarletHarlot, the Boob Lube Van is under construction!!! he he Captain Gomes, YYZ717 and AWspicious.....there just may be jobs waiting for you! Make
78 Post contains images AWspicious : "Make sure you keep your hands nice and soft!!!!" Don't worry, I'm on it... Got the ole tenderizer out as I'm typing this
79 Post contains images Racko : "breast enlargement by hand touching - just 1€ - with money-back guarantee"
80 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Racko, You forgot to translate the little caption on the right: "For information ask the driver" Jan
81 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Hee hee - Jan, that was quite the Freudian slip, in English, anyway! We're not going to charge ladies for the services of the Boob Lube Van, are we? A
82 Post contains images Superfly : With all this titty talk going on, whare do I cum in? I don't want to be stuck behind two turntables being a DJ with all these nice hot oily breast bo
83 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Superfly, This is American capitalism again! Always thinking of money! Can´t you do something out of idealism, to improve the shape of womanhood! Jan
84 Post contains images Superfly : MD11Engineer: Can´t you do something out of idealism, to improve the shape of womanhood! I am doing my part everyday. Satisfying the needs of as man
85 Post contains images DL021 : dude, our first argument about control....how sweet! Actually, the business (The Mobile WMPHC) was my idea (see the first two posts), and we weren't t
86 Post contains images Superfly : DIO21: Looks great! Just get rid of the Coors Light advertisment. Paint a Sonoran desert sunset instead. Also, lose the digital synthesizers in the st
87 DL021 : Hey baby, its all about you on the studio. Pick what you want!! Just make the music something that makes me exclaim "What a gas, man!" I used the Coor
88 Post contains images Vaporlock : DL021, nice pics! Well, the "YYZ Boob Lube Van" is a lot more practical and has lots more room inside. As a matter of fact it is probably the largest
89 Post contains images Superfly : Vaporlock: Beautiful! Just beautiful! I love the RUSH - Fly By Night reference.
90 Post contains images DL021 : Phyllis.....thats just terrific!! How long did it take you to paint that trailer? Ian
91 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : SWEET! Phyllis, that's so cool! I love it! You are right, there will be LOTS of room for A.net guys who want to provide only the best service to the w
92 DL021 : April is our official ad and slogan writer. Phyllis has the ad and logo design gig nailed. Iakobos and Jan have the business management and olive prod
93 Post contains images Vaporlock : DL021, how long did it take to paint the trailor?? Well, it would have taken a lot less time if there were more volunteers! But I must admit it was a
94 Post contains images Gkirk : LMAO @ The Boob Lube Van
95 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Kirkie, Sorry, we are talking about human breasts, not udders! Phillis, Just a question: Why did you chose a FREEZER trailer?! (brrrr!) Jan
96 Post contains images Vaporlock : Jan, that is a hard question to answer!!! he he Phyllis
97 Iakobos : Status report - Raw material - 02 Feb 05 Olives trees have been pruned last November; trunks cleared and treated, feet cleaned, small amount of natura
98 DL021 : Iakobos....Well received. Phyllis was using the trailer to chow the design. Please see above for the photos of the actual bus to be converted to a mob
99 MD11Engineer : I think our customers will appreciate if we provide for prewarmed olive oil for the application. Jan
100 ScarletHarlot : Jan, absolutely...pre-warming is essential. Iakobos...we wouldn't want to scare away ladies who might be a bit shy of revealing their bosoms to the wo
101 Post contains images MD11Engineer : April, I volunteer to be the guinea pig for you training (means the first to be instructed), after all the training has to be approved as well.... Jan
102 ScarletHarlot : Jan, I suggest you practice with your girlfriend...once she has given you intensive training, I will give you the final stamp of approval (with HER in
103 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Ok, I was just asking... (grin) I know, all I´m allowed to do is window shopping. I´m not allowed any more to enter the shop... BTW, I thought you´
104 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Jan, don't worry...I wasn't suggesting that you would do such a thing. I did want to make the tone clear though...I'll be an inspector, but not a test
105 Iakobos : Just my opinion.. Interior pic 1 looks very good, medium sized ceiling mirrors, warm lighting and furniture tone. I would however prefer a medium thic
106 DL021 : Iakobos...yes it would and part of the initial cash call is going toward the $25k it costs to get the initial work done. We will use the same law firm
107 Iakobos : Unfortunately, controlling the mass marketing of an exclusive product works only for 2-3 months after the product has proven it is a winner. From ther
108 DL021 : I agree. Your arguments are persuasive and we should proceed in the manner you describe. Please put together your business plan for review and we will
109 Post contains images Vaporlock : Jan, after doing some research regarding the "refrigeration unit", I learned it can provide heat as well as cold via a temperature control. Also, inte
110 DL021 : Well, save some paint for the bus. Its being equipped with a sauna, spa and studio to Fly's specs as we speak. We may have to use the trailer to deliv
111 Post contains images Vaporlock : DL021, I hear ya...he he! There is lots of paint left over... Phyllis
112 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Phyllis, I can't wait to see it! It's unfortunate that SlamClick never responded to MD11Engineer's offer to become our chief pilot, in case we want to
113 Post contains images Vaporlock : April, I agree....but us woman can pull anything off.....I'll send you the pic of the food van and maybe you can come up with some added extras. As fa
114 Post contains images Vaporlock : OK, I have a request to all those that want to be a part of this endeavour....he he Please send me a picture of yourself, if you'd like so that I can
115 Post contains images UTA_flyinghigh : I think that UTAette would rather prefer monoi oil UTA
116 Post contains images Vaporlock : Well, we finally have started putting together the staff for the YYZ Boob Lube Van..... Here are just a few that will be starting work soon!!!! Phylli
117 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Any woman around here who wouldn´t run away screaming on seeing the male staff members (and you haven´t seen my picture yet....) Anyway, here is a p
118 DL021 : Phyllis. My photo is in the same frame as the one you found Aprils, in the 727 cabin at the museum. Also on the far left of the frame next to aerobala
119 Post contains images Vaporlock : Jan, "Any woman around here who wouldn´t run away screaming on seeing the male staff members." LOL Well, as far as us ladies are concerned, the guys
120 Post contains images Redngold : Howdy, Phyllis encouraged me to join in... If there is any concern about the looks of the male staff members, you could of course "mask" any issues...
121 AWspicious : holy hanna! = )
122 Post contains images Superfly : My godness, what have I started? Redngold: I never knew you had it in you, but you have a kinky side to you. Vaporlock: Thanks for the photos.
123 Post contains images DL021 : I'll remind you Larry, that you just wanted to rub olive oil into womens breasts... (totally copasetic) I turned it into a business. I still want to k
124 Post contains images Saxdiva : Oh, c'mon guys... this being a clinically-proven preventative health care measure, it should be covered by insurance. Just hire a claims processor and
125 Post contains images Gkirk : SaxDiva, LMAO I'll take 10 Not for me of course, you understand
126 AWspicious : Sax; I applaude your photo editing skills ;-] Sort of like the Dr. Ruth of Lube-A-Boob. Anyway... Once the US corporate idea gets off the ground, the
127 Post contains images Vaporlock : Here is an updated picture of the YYZ Boob Lube Staff.....he he As you can see the staff members continue to grow.... Phyllis
128 ScarletHarlot : Hee hee! I've missed you guys! While I was in Australia I got us one of those yellow diamonds to attach to the Boob Lube Van's window. I'll scan and p
129 Redngold : I have a kinky side, but remember, we're in this as professionals. We do not want people to think that we're getting any pleasure other than from the
130 Post contains images Vaporlock : April, welcome back.....hope hubby and yourself had a wonderful time! The YYZ Boob Lube Van eat good food van is almost finished!!! Looking foward to
131 Post contains images Vaporlock : Red, I have a couple vehicles available and I'll be sure to post the drivers!!! LMAO Phyllis
132 Mirrodie : ahhhh, may i apply for a position? just returned from Paris and learned new techniques. Highheels, my wife, would liek to join as well, for perhaps as
133 Post contains images Vaporlock : Mirrodie, we can use all the staff we can get.....unfortunately, the pay is pretty low but the benefits are amazing!!! LOL Phyllis
134 Post contains images DL021 : Mirrodie....we will be franchising in France, so if you are willing to spring for a lawyer who will interpret Napoleonic code for us then you're in. D
135 MD11Engineer : Hey, I just spent an evening peeling garlic to put the pieces in a jar of olive oil for future use in cooking. Now, while I think that garlic scented
136 Post contains images DL021 : Well, you gotta practice what you preach....
137 Post contains images Vaporlock : DL021, thanks for all your hard work! You can update us if there are any changes to the business end of this project!!! Always great to have a smart
138 Post contains links and images DL021 : Phyllis....thanks, but if you know of a smart businessman we can attach to this project please let me know. Hey, would you please decorate our corpora
139 Post contains links and images MD11Engineer : No, no, no and NO! Ian, What made you pick a 747-100 freighter of ALL airplanes?! I know that our business is connected to oil, but please not these o
140 Post contains links and images DL021 : OK I was simply thinking of a good freighter we could get cheap and had a photo of in white so Phyllis could paint it, but you got me there. How abou
141 DL021 : 32,767 views on this thread thus far. I wonder what the record is? Hey, what about the meeting? Where and when?
142 MD11Engineer : Ian, Just think about the vibes of 2 to 4 big radials! They´ll have a built-in massage effect! Jan
143 Post contains images Andreas : I'll take the German franchise...and no co-workers needed, thank you very much, I'll do that all by myself, that is, rubbing the br...er...application
144 DL021 : Andreas....Sorry..MD11Engineer has that territory. You'll have towork it out with him to be a sub-agent with your own territory. Jan....I agree that i
145 Bill142 : did you goto oil her up one night and all you could find was th olive oil?
146 Post contains images Vaporlock : Superfly, or anyone of the Boob Lube Crew, do you have anything you can think of that we should add to the new aircraft Boob Lube Air Transports??? I'
147 Post contains images Vaporlock : Well, I'm pleased to say that we have a few more great staff members who have joined the YYZ Boob Lube Staff!! There are still a few more that will ne
148 ATCT : Ahaha front and center representing my local team, the Pittsburgh Penguins and hawaiian shirt wearers everywhere! ATCT
149 DL021 : Phyllis, my wife is so proud to be on that banner. I sent that photo just for the hell of it thinking you'd use the other one, but thats too cool. As
150 Post contains images Vaporlock : DL021, hey we gotta have the wife's as well!!!! he he I'll be sure to add the "Air Lube-a-Boob"....LMAO Oh, by the way, I have just started a website
151 Post contains images DL021 : You beat me to it. I was adding an adjunct to one of mine. Good going! Lemme see the thing!
152 Post contains images ATCT : The site is still under construction, I'll add stuff to it as I can -Clint
153 Post contains images Andreas : Ok, he'll have the tits I'll do the rest...besides I hereby appoint myself Global Chief Researcher for all new applications and regular re-checking o
154 Post contains images DL021 : That post has been taken by Superfly, however I hear he needs a towel boy, so let us know if you're interested.
155 Post contains images ATCT : Ok more updates to teh site have been completed
156 Post contains images KiwiNanday : Hey, can I have in? Looks like fun
157 DL021 : NO....you have to be of legal age to get in here. There is a limit to the creepiness allowed.
158 KiwiNanday : In which state/country?
159 DL021 : The US. We will be headquartering our corporation someplace here. I tell you what, I appreciate your persistence. Superfly will be needing a person to
160 KiwiNanday : In which state?
161 DL021 : Hey.....that's need to know until we become public. Apply or not.
162 KiwiNanday : Fine, I'm in.... EDIT: Double Post[Edited 2005-03-25 16:54:27]
163 TACAA320 : Sorry. That job was already taken by me...
164 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : Hey, great news! We finally got a "Boob Lube Good Food Van".... There's still more to come! Phyllis
165 ScarletHarlot : Hee hee, Phyllis! Brilliant! I still have to get my little scan posted...I'll try to work on that today...
166 Post contains images Vaporlock : ScarletHarlot.........we are waiting for your scan??? Phyllis
167 Post contains images Vaporlock : Hey.....redngold....I'm still waiting for your staff photo???? Phyllis
168 Post contains images Redngold : OK it will come soon. Where's the website? We need to get cracking on the marketing.
169 Iakobos : No need to hurry, harvest takes place in October,... unless of course patience is not our common virtue and you would take the risk to start with the
170 DL021 : Working on it. Regular work has been eating all my time lately. We will have a very funny website up soon, though. Iakobos....We will sell no Olive O
171 SXFAN : Better Ambrosia than Ambrosiosis it reminds me of ihthyosis lol!!! My dear friend just a small correction. Never use colored glass to sell olive oil.
172 DL021 : I will let you take up the matter of bottling with the heads of marketing and distribution. Production and Procurement should be there as well. Pleas
173 Iakobos : You are right of course Vassilis, but Orson/Ian is understandably not fully aware of the delicate intricacies of the noble liquid. Yes, glass has to b
174 DL021 : Iakobos, I bow to your expertise on the subject. I will be in my office testing the product on myself if you need me any further tonight. Ian
175 Post contains images Iakobos : Happy rubbing Ian, I'll be horizontal in a few minutes after a hardday work on the cost side of Ambrosia's business plan.
176 Post contains images Vaporlock : Iakobos, your the man! Thank God we have a guy who is thinking about quality rather than quantity....hmm... DL021, its so good to have an "Olive Mast
177 Iakobos : Thanks Phyllis, I think though that everyone associated in the venture vies for quantity as well. Seeing the wave of enthusiasts aiming at touching as
178 Post contains images Redngold : I have found some art glass that may be useful for decoration and/or sampling of product.
179 Post contains images WunalaYann : Wonder where Flairport is... Just for my info, does oil need to be applied exclusively with the hands? Cheers, Y.
180 Post contains links Iakobos : Cher Yann, The board will edict the therapeutical treatment guidelines in due time. Personally I have no objection to use whatever can be used for an
181 Post contains images MD11Engineer : There are lots of different interpretations to what this means.... Jan
182 Iakobos : Correct Jan, thanks for mentioning. The way I unintentionally put it was on the verge of venal. Please re-read "...and the patient is happy".
183 Post contains images WunalaYann : I am sure you know what "verge" means in French... Cheers, Y.
184 Post contains images Iakobos : Jeux de mains, jeux de vilains...
185 Post contains images Vaporlock : April, we are waiting on your scan??? Phyllis
186 Post contains images Iakobos : The mods might not have locked the thread but they surely locked the counter. It shows 32767 since at least a couple of weeks.
187 Post contains images Vaporlock : Iakobos, hmmm....well I guess it is time to another updated picture. I'll get started right away and we also need to get those "Oilve Oil" bottles in
188 Post contains images Falcon84 : The thread that will never end.......and I thought I had a fixation with breasts. Phyllis..haven't chatted with you in ages. Say hi sometime!
189 Post contains images Vaporlock : Falcon84, this thread will never die! We are only working on the "fine" details of our plan! Phyllis
190 Post contains images UTA_flyinghigh : I saw that Phyllis had posted and thought we had pics UTA
191 Kieron747 : I have some Olive Oil at home... All I need is some breasts (my own are too small and that would just be sick)... Anyone willing to provide the jugs,
192 ScarletHarlot : Kieron, read the whole thread - this is a franchise and you have to buy in! You can't just go out there diluting our product with "Kieron's discount r
193 Post contains images Superfly : This is the craziest thread I've ever started. I don't even understand it now. I am glad you're allhaving fun.
194 Kieron747 : Well I wasn't trying to move in on your patch, but now that you mention it, I could always set up a rival company to challenge you. I wouldn't call i
195 Post contains images Iakobos : Kieron, Of course you can set up a pseudo-similar company, that's your right. From thereon there are two possibilities: a/ you follow our therapeutic
196 DL021 : Not only that but did I mention our 'connection' to the A.net mafia? "nuff said? And we'll do it in Greek courts where you will well and truly be ews
197 AWspicious : How about a UK franchise called E-Z Lube (and I'm not talking cup size).
198 ScarletHarlot : I sent a photo of my sign from Australia to Phyllis for her use in the Lube-a-Boob van design...hopefully she can share it with you soon! Hee hee!
199 Post contains images Vaporlock : April, thanks for the "Great" sign!!!! I am going to work on it tomorrow...now that we have it, we can get the "Air Line Started"... I hope to have an
200 Post contains images UTA_flyinghigh : 200th reply ! Yayers ! UTA
201 Post contains images WunalaYann : Much talk, but not many contenders... So, once for all, who will be the first one to experience the Boob Loob feeling? Cheers.
202 Monteycarlos : One thing is going through every persons mind when reading this - I want to try this out!!!! And guess what, there is probably only one thing stopping
203 Iakobos : Monteycarlos, Why would that be a felony ? I am not familiar with US or Australian laws, but in Europe nothing says you cannot rub whatever you wish a
204 Post contains images SXFAN : And not only of the skin Iakove
205 Redngold : Monteycarlos: As we are providing an elective medical service, there will of course be waivers for each patient to sign. We will provide the highest l
206 Monteycarlos : Yeah I kinda meant doing it without permission in the middle of a public area...
207 Redngold : MonteyCarlos, I believe this will fall under the same clause as that which allows rolling mammography clinics. The Boob Lube Van will be an enclosed s
208 MD11Engineer : Excuse me, but shouldn´t we extend the treatment to other parts of the body as well? I understand that the unsaturaed fatty acids in olive oil are ve
209 Post contains links and images SXFAN : I just received the images of our December's crop. I can become one of your suppliers if your board of managers agree. Just give me a notice and i m r
210 MD11Engineer : I´m just thinking... does any of you Greek guys have a vinyard as well? We could offer a good selection of wines plus e.g. French champagne to go wit
211 Post contains images SXFAN : I do have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can also produce and other derivatives such as raki= tsikoudia= grapa...= 70% pure alcohol.
212 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : This is most certainly how the ladies should feel after their visit to the Lube-a-Boob van. A jacuzzi...some champagne...and men to rub you down with
213 Post contains images Vaporlock : Well, you can thank the one and only "Superfly" for the post! He started it and I'm sure it will be here for a long time! He can probably give you so
214 Iakobos : Fm: VP Products Development / Procurement To: VP Field Ops cc: CEO - VP Marketing -- for comment-- Full body applications were envisaged in the early
215 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : April, thanks for this great sign! It will be used well!!!! If any of you have signs that you feel could be used, by all means send them to me!!! Phyl
216 MD11Engineer : We should offer treatment in different price ranges, starting from appliction to the breasts alone, through full body treatment and full service (a tr
217 Post contains images CON207 : I've got some Olive Oil handy. Great lubricant for the skin but gets abit greasy. If I use too much I could end up with a chest like Jordan. . I'm qui
218 Allstarflyer : Well, I guess it never hurts to save ideas for later. And, if there is such a thing, I'm sure this is currently "Thread Of The Year" running away. -R
219 Post contains images Vaporlock : OK...ladies and gentlemen!!! We need to finalize the Olive Oil bottles....so if you have any suggestions please send them....bottle style & label??? W
220 Post contains images Allstarflyer : Yikes, girl! After reading some of your other posts (like in "A Simple Question . . .), my conclusions were all wrong about you!! I wonder if Phyllis
221 ScarletHarlot : Allstarflyer - I think you are missing the intent of the Boob Lube Van! It is definitely meant to go on the road, and it's not meant necessarily to sa
222 Post contains images Redngold : Allstarflyer - I do have my limits. I have applied for marketing and clerical support positions only, although I may be qualified to do some client co
223 Post contains images Vaporlock : Allstarflyer, the van is not just a YYZ thing.....the show must go on!!! So, it will go on the road and we will also have Fly-In's as well. We do how
224 Post contains images UTA_flyinghigh : ...plan a stopover via Dublin, Ireland UTA
225 Post contains images Vaporlock : UTA....we will definately stop in Dublin, Ireland!!! I hear that "leprecons" have a great way with woman!!! he he Besides, we need to check up on you
226 Post contains images Vaporlock : UTA_flyinghigh....we are just putting together our summer flight schedule. Please let us know when the best time to visit you will be??? Allstarflyer
227 ScarletHarlot : We also need a plane - preferrably something cool so we can entice cool pilots to fly it. Now, who shall we ask to be our designated Lube-a-Boob pilot
228 Post contains images AWspicious : Quoting Scarlet Harlot: "We also need a plane - preferrably something cool so we can entice cool pilots to fly it. Now, who shall we ask to be our des
229 Post contains images KyleLosAngeles : I will pay Johan $500 to kill this thread and eliminate any trace of its existence.
230 MD11Engineer : Phyllis, To set up a price list I will need at least the following information: 1) Price of olive oil 2) Prices of packaging 3) Cost of vehicles 4) I
231 AWspicious : "I will pay Johan $500 to kill this thread and eliminate any trace of its existence." Not a chance... Not when he stands to earn a percentage of our p
232 Post contains images ORFflyer : You've got to be kidding!! This thread is my nomination for "Thread of the Year" (see Site Related) This is one of many threads that enticed me to jo
233 ScarletHarlot : ORFflyer - I do not think it is too late for you to join Lube-A-Boob LLC. I am sure that Ian will chime in with buy-in requirements, and Iakobos will
234 Post contains images ORFflyer : Thanks ScarletHarlot.... a small buy-in fee at this point is completely understandable. Chip
235 Iakobos : From Products/Procurement div to Field Ops div: Note: $US is now a healthier 1.26 to the Euro, so my original forecast stands. Bottles, printing, bott
236 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Hello out there. I just sent Vaporlock an e-mail (with my photo) requesting to be the official driver of the Boob-Lube tractor trailer. I've been driv
237 DL021 : OK....here is the latest from the top. Board meeting next month for all European franchisees and officers. Location is Paris during the Air Salon, at
238 Iakobos : Absolutely ORF and your application comes in timely. We need a reliable receiver at port (which one btw ?), trucking, safe storage place, order prepa
239 DL021 : Your CEO says that it should be discussed at the Board meeting, but my initial thoughts are that we should sub-contract until the volume justifies tak
240 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Hello. Not to fear. As long as the truck has the proper warning placards on it, it's OK to haul it. I hope I get to be the driver!!!! As a truck drive
241 ScarletHarlot : Ian...shall we prepare an org chart? My HR-role self is thinking we need one. It's important for everyone to know company hierarchy.
242 MD11Engineer : April, Please go ahead. Mark me down as VP maintenance for our aviation branch in Europe... Jan
243 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : I will watch for Ian and Phyllis' list of officers and franchisees and work out an org chart from that. Jan, your request is duly noted.
244 Iakobos : Good place, neat and quality for money. I suppose you booked the salon-prive Ian. To save some browsing: 2 rue Chevert - 7eme arrondissement (7th dis
245 Post contains images Vaporlock : OK, I received an email from Mr. Spaceman who asked me if he could apply for the position of our Truck Driver. He made it very clear that he is a prof
246 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Iakobos, You�ll need one guy who is not afraid of getting oily hands (and with this I mean e.g. Mobil Jet A1 or Mil-H-5606) to keep the birds fly
247 Post contains images SXFAN : Even Webber's bones are crackling after reading this thread.... It has become the cradle of bureaucracy... in order for us to make a decision there ar
248 Post contains images Vaporlock : SXFAN, not to worry, April is putting together a flow chart! Now this will help as then everyone will know exactly what they are to do and when it sh
249 Post contains images DL021 : Bien sur.....Ismael says we can use the main salon as long as the noise is acceptable. We should do this, and I will send you an IM tomorrow. Busines
250 ScarletHarlot : Memo To: All parties invested in Lube-A-Boob, LLC From: Scarlet Harlot, head of HR and training Re: Perception of Bureaucracy Amongst Some Observers I
251 Post contains images ORFflyer : Port of Virginia. One of the world's largest and busiest. A perfect mid-atlantic location with pretty good road infrastructure for Mr. Spacemen and h
252 DL021 : Oh, really!? Has he now? Cheeky bugger! I wholeheartedly agree! Well, perhaps we should form a committee to examine all the possible tools to use for
253 ORFflyer : A West Coast port of entry is a must, I agree. But before we look elsewhere in the east, should we not focus on a single point of entry until the imp
254 SlamClick : Thank you MD11Engineer for thinking of me, and ScarletHarlot for calling my attention to this. Of course, I will be happy to serve such a worthwhile
255 ScarletHarlot : No no, we're not going to take out Mr. Spaceman, we're going to interview him! It's SXFAN who's been cheeky. And I don't want to have our security di
256 Post contains images Flymusic : When I read the title, I thought you meant chicken breast. This is false adevertisement!
257 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Hi guys & gals. >> Vaporlock, Thanks for posting my photo! I hope it helps get my the driving job for the Lube-A-Boob truck. >>DL021, you stated .....
258 SlamClick : Some of them are, be sure to check their age! ( . ) ( . )
259 Post contains links Jamie757 : Check out this link.... Breast awareness BTW one or two pop-ups on the site Rgds.
260 Post contains images DL021 : Well, ok...if you say so...as long as we get to put out a contract on someone! er....exactly how much documentation are we going to require to liquid
261 Iakobos : Vassili, send me some samples. We'll see if we can squeeze enough juice from them and if the quality is up to our (high) standards. Yes, I am afraid
262 Post contains links and images DL021 : The meeting in Paris is for real, and we will even invite A.netters who are not participating in our venture, and this party will get its own thread.
263 Post contains links and images SlamClick : Well, I was afraid of this. While we were having meetings on curtailing bureaucracy, someone got the registration I wanted for our plane. View Large V
264 ScarletHarlot : Ha...that is too funny. I suggest we give Frank Schaefer, the photographer of that picture, a posthumous appointment as our official photographer. Fro
265 Post contains links and images Jan Mogren : I'm in utter awe at the willingness of all of you to put your hearts and souls into this truly important task. No fighting or spewing of harsh words,
266 DL021 : You sir are quite generous....I am touched to the point of tears. Would you consent to be the Official living WMPHC (AKA Lube-A-Boob) photographer? T
267 Iakobos : Astonishing, tremendous, fantastic, unbelievable, superb, wonderful are a few adjectives that come to mind. Great plane and great looks Mr Jan Mogren.
268 Post contains images MD11Engineer : I just get my tool box! C´mon, Slam Click! Let´s get her rocking! (dreaming and drooling) Jan
269 ScarletHarlot : Jan Mogren, that is a beautiful thing. Thank you so much for offering to share your beautiful airplane with us! You would be a most welcome addition a
270 Post contains images Vaporlock : Jan....thank you so much for allowing us to use your "treasured Connie"! Slam Click I'm sure will take good care of her.... I agree it is amazing how
271 Jan Mogren : Thanks for offering the Photographer title! I'm honoured! Let me know when Captain Click will be over for the rating/refresher training. I'll throw in
272 Post contains links and images Mr Spaceman : Hi guys & Gals. DL021, you stated ...... Ha Ha, it sounds like you have an itch that needs to be scratched! Well, perhaps I can help you with that if
273 Post contains images DL021 : We always admire persistence, as it can make up for plenty of other stuff (the old saying goes persistence is often disguised as genius). Plus, you lo
274 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Being a banjo picker myself I love your selection! Ian, you know Lester Flat and Earl Scruggs???!!!! Jan
275 DL021 : Jan....I am an aficionado and fan of most all American musical stylings, especially the intricate machinations of classical banjo music. The skill and
276 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Hi guys & Gals. >> DL021, Thank You Sir, for your trust & confidence in me. Yourself or any other members of the Lube-A-Boob staff will never regret a
277 Post contains images Vaporlock : Mr Spaceman, wow seems like you'll be a real addition to our team! You look great in a suit....well I guess I'll have to post a pic of the new BB Cap
278 Post contains images Vaporlock : OK.....we need to know what type of promotional products we need to get in the works! I've come up with a few...... * baseball caps * t-shirts * flash
279 Post contains images ORFflyer : Phyllis, How about "huggies" or "cup-coolers" Those would look great keeping a beer cold. Especially with the Loob-a-Boob logo prominently displayed o
280 Post contains images Vaporlock : Hey, what a great idea!!! We could sell them in all different shapes and sizes!!! LMAO.....I'll have to add those items to the list!!! Thanks! Phylli
281 MD11Engineer : I´ve got an idea for a baseball cap using the Loob-a-boob logo, especially for Mr. Spaceman, but I´m not very good in using THE GIMP (Linux equivale
282 Post contains images Msl747 : How about this? -Msl747 [Edited 2005-06-08 02:17:34]
283 Post contains images Vaporlock : Jan, not to worry....send me the pic and let me know what you want me to do to it....I have a few BB Caps in the works that Mr. Spaceman will really
284 Post contains images Msl747 : filler filler filler
285 Post contains images NYCFlyer : oh my sweet Jesus, this thread is out of control. If you need anyone to handle Middle East/North Africa ops, hell, I'll work for free.
286 Post contains images Iakobos : What about this one as support for flyers and leaflets, and perhaps backgrounding the sides of Mr Spaceman's clinic on wheels ? Discrete and stylish,
287 Post contains links Iakobos : Got an inquiry from the NWWL http://www.nwwl.com, they intend to contract the mobile clinic services on a yearly basis, both for preventative therapy
288 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Hi guys. >> Iakobos, Wow!!! That's really cool looking artwork. Please, no hard feelings Vaporlock, I know you've been working very hard on designs, b
289 Post contains images Vaporlock : Iakobos, wow, now that is very cool artwork! I can see this working on the side of the "Lube-a-Boob" trailer lit up as it goes down the road or even
290 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : Well, it has been a while but here are the Staff T-shirts that everyone working on the "Boob-Lube" crew will be wearing! They will come in all differe
291 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Hee hee Phyllis, those are cute! And dude on the left does look suspiciously happy!
292 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : April, yes the dude on the left does look very suspiciously happy!!! Well, here are some of the hat designs we have come up with. Please let us know w
293 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Hi guys. >> Vaporlock, I like the white hat at the top the most, because the lettering is the same colour as a green olive! Therefore the colour is fi
294 Post contains images Birdwatching :
295 Post contains images Vaporlock : DL021, Superfly, ScarletHarlot, MD11Engineer, ORFlyer, Iakobos, SXFAN, Saxdiva, KROC, Mr Spaceman....and any others I might have missed, summer is her
296 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : Iakobos, very nice! Thanks for the design....I think your design would look great on our t-shirts! What do you think? Phyllis
297 Allstarflyer : This thread is STILL alive?? Can this thread break the 6 month marker (July 10th)?? Hasn't everyone been lubed by now? Is this where the FILLER goes?
298 Post contains images Vaporlock : Allstarflyer, yes as you can see this tread is still alive and active! Putting together a venture like this can take a long time. Believe it or not n
299 Iakobos : Very nice looking t-shirt Phyllis. From a stylist's perspective, the lube-a-boob font could be changed to something less geometric (intended for a fla
300 DL021 : On behalf of the Board of Directors, our Founder and Chief Ideologist Superfly, and myself allow me to take this...the 300th post on this thread....to
301 Post contains images Msl747 : Well if you guys need help with anything in the SF bay area, I gladly offer my services... -Msl747
302 Post contains images Vaporlock : Iakobos, I'm glad you like the t-shirt with your amazing design! And as far as a design for a white t-shirt, no I don't think it would be too "risky"
303 ScarletHarlot : Where where where? I want to see!
304 Post contains links Redngold : The The website is hidden in the text, perhaps due to a formatting error... However, it seems to be a dead link... http://www.lubeaboob.com
305 Post contains links and images Iakobos : A possible print for the white t-shirts.... Suggestions for oil recipients With costs in mind, the simplest designs are preferred, and so are their pa
306 DL021 : I was able to access it this morning and now I am not. Patience please while I check to see if the PC police at the web hosting place has given me the
307 Ilikeyyc : First of all, I must say that I am truly amazed that a comment about olive oil could turn into such a classic thread. I have enjoyed reading this and
308 Post contains images Vaporlock : Ilikeyyc, we have already taken care of the fact that our olive oil will have special added extracts in it. Simply because of what you mentioned.....
309 Iakobos : Dear Andrew, I am confident I am speaking for all of us involved, mercantile capitalism is not at the core of this "creative concept" (cf DL021), but
310 Iakobos : Phyllis, Valid question and I think everyone on the staff should be aware of this: Extra virgin denotes the supreme quality of the oil. Technically th
311 Post contains images Ilikeyyc : I'll have the fungus eradicated. Obviously not. Thats exactly why I don't post very much...because I can't follow my own advice in my signature and I
312 Iakobos : Almost 200 posts down the line and I feel we are lacking a lot of franchisees. Besides commitments from New Zealand (Aerobnz-ZKSUZ) and Canada (AWspi
313 DL021 : Superfly will be disappointed in this clarification.
314 Iakobos : Perhaps yes, but if wished we could include a double hymen in the neck of the flask for extra protection (preventing scent evaporation). It adds noth
315 DL021 : You, sir, are a creative genius!
316 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : I really do need to get that org chart going. I'm the head of HR, not Phyllis! She is our creative and artistic genius. I just manage.
317 Post contains images DL021 : Harlot....refer to the previous posts where we set things up. It'll lay it out for you so you can translate it into whatever pastgraduate calculus you
318 Iakobos : Apologies April, correction is due: Please correct post #312 to read: There are some 190 franchises' territories up for grabs, so, think quick and sen
319 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Yes, Ian, but best practices dictate that we must have documentation of our organization in an appropriate Six Sigma tool. Huhhuhhuhh, I said "tool".
320 Post contains images Vaporlock : LMAO.... April....maybe you could bring the organizational chart to the YYZ meet in July!!! LOL That way I could just scan it and add it to the post!
321 TACAA320 : Not only women may suffer breast cancer. Men too.
322 AR1300 : Yeah...Sure.Talk to Corulez n' friends about opening a new franchise. And , err, are you looking for on overseas sales manager??Or a branch down here?
323 Post contains images Vaporlock : AR1300, I don't know for sure? Check with ScarletHarlot, she is in charge of HR Hiring! TACAA320, good point! Yes, we are aware of the fact that men
324 Post contains links TACAA320 : I really hope that some of you read this: http://www.umm.edu/men/brstcan.htm
325 Post contains images Superfly : I can't believe this is still going. This is like the old 'Happy Birthday SophieMaltese' thread.
326 Iakobos : Mike, How would you translate Lube-A-Boob in Spanish ? Would there be an expression that could reflect at the same time the mean, the therapeutical fo
327 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Well, I have completed an organizational chart...it's amazing to see how many people we have in our organization but it's also clear that we have lots
328 AR1300 : Ummmm.Let's thing of a translation..... LubriTetas? TetaLub?? Could be, but certainly not like Loob-A-Boob. Mike.
329 Post contains images Northwest717 : "Rub Those Breast With Olive Oil" Then add a pinch of oregano and pepper and bake for 25 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. -Tim
330 AR1300 : Yeah!!!after many hours of thinking, this may suit the best: TET-A-LUB UHH???I think that's good enough. Mike
331 Post contains images Vaporlock : April, not a problem....you can email it to me and I'll post it. As far as the website...I'm not sure if it is running??? Superfly, well believe it!!
332 Post contains images Superfly : Music & titties. Hmmm.....
333 DL021 : OK...as far as the website goes there seems to be a technical error and the my laptop dumped while I was trying to fix it. I now have a new laptop and
334 Post contains images Vaporlock : Hey, hope your vacation was a good one!!! Once the website is up and running, I'll post some new employee pics and make sure everyone is covered ...e
335 Post contains links Allstarflyer : I just checked out this website: http://www.oliveoilsource.com/oliveoildr.htm And I was wondering if any of the proponents of the use of olive oil as
336 Iakobos : 1400 years ago the Prophet of Islam, Muhammad, advised his followers to apply olive oil to their bodies, and himself used oil on his head. The use of
337 Post contains images ORFflyer : Fly, I have a suggestion for our theme song, political correctness be damned! "She's a Brickhouse" The Commodores, Lionel Ritchie and company... 1977
338 Post contains images Vaporlock : Mr. Fly, well what do you think??? Or have you come up with another theme song for the Lube-A-Boob venture??? April, your org chart looks good....we
339 Post contains images Vaporlock : OK, the org chart will be posted after the YYZ meet this weekend!! Mr. Fly.......I hope your working on the music??? Ian.......how's tat website comin
340 Post contains images Vaporlock : OK, we've just had a YYZ meet and I finally met with April (ScarletHarlot). We will be posting the ORG chart once we update it with everyone's informa
341 Aloha717200 : Are you guys actually serious about this? I've just kinda skimmed the thread but it looks hillarious. But really is this a joke or are you guys really
342 Post contains images MxCtrlr : GREAT! When does that training start (can't wait to learn how to sexually harass - I'll bet the "hands-on" portion of that training is really fun)! O
343 Post contains images Vaporlock : MxCtrlr, now why did I know you'd be first in line to get "hands-on" training??? Hmmm....LMAO Phyllis
344 Post contains images MxCtrlr : Merely a lucky guess perhaps, perchance? MxCtrlr
345 Iakobos : The French version would be "huilez les glandes / lubrifiez les tettes", pretty similar as usual. Any inputs for the tradenames of our future franchi
346 Superfly : Still going! . . . . . . . . .
347 Post contains images Iakobos : Well, good seed good ground water from time to time some affection for the subject ..it can not go wrong. Looks like the ground might be in need of a
348 TheCoz : Ian, Let me know if you have any questions on web dev or anything internet related. I have some expertise in the area. Cheers
349 DL021 : Coz...I appreciate it. I own the domain name, but there is a problem with the log in and I simply have not taken the time to screw with it. I'll get t
350 Post contains images Vaporlock : MxCtrlr, hmmmm, it just may be??? LOL Ian, sounds great! I'll also confirm with April as to if the org chart can be posted now! Phyllis
351 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Phyllis, as far as I am concerned, you may post the org chart any time!
352 Post contains images AR1300 : Well, I already took care of that.Look at replay 330. Iakobos, do you export to south america??I've already done all the testing down here(again, all
353 Iakobos : Mike, Of course we can export, simply the board will have to decide how we will organize bulk transport and logistics. I am of the opinion that a sing
354 Post contains images Vaporlock : Well, it looks like the bottling, shipping and other details will be coming soon! For those who are involved, maybe you could provide us with the deta
355 Saxdiva : Hey, any need for me to scout Italy for franchisees? T-28 days to Leanne's Roadtrip 2005...
356 Post contains images Vaporlock : Leanne.....of course we could use someone like you!!! Thanks for offering!!!! I'll fill you in on the details and you can take it from there!!! Hey...
357 Saxdiva : Oh, geez... I have SO MUCH work to do between now and then... !
358 Post contains images Vaporlock : Leanne, wow the then must be coming real quick! I hope you have a great time! Superfly.......how is the music coming??? We need to see a list of musi
359 Post contains images Gkirk : You can also rub womens breasts with such things as Ice Cream and melted chocolate
360 Aeroflot777 : Why bring back old threads? Aeroflot777
361 Post contains images Vaporlock : Gkirk, yes, I'm sure you can! I guess everyone has a preference!!! LOL Phyllis
362 ScarletHarlot : Hey Ian, did you ever get the website up and running? What are we going to do for Connie maintenance while MD11Engineer is offline at his new job?!? I
363 AAFLT1871 : For the love of God, please lock and archive this thread and start a version 2 if you must. It takes way too long to load.
364 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Nope!
365 Post contains images FlyingTexan : Oh, this thread is still alive. Amazing, after nearly 8 months.
366 Jafa39 : Well, this has restored my flagging interest in a.net...complete and utter madness for post after post...well done to you all! those that are old enou
367 Post contains images Vaporlock : Jafa39, hey....not to worry about risk!!! Hey, were you one of the "seniors" looking for a job??? We do still have some very interesting positions av
368 Jafa39 : Not sure how i do that as can't attach pics to the a.net contact service, I could send the Harlot one and she could forward it to you.
369 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Do that, Jafa...I am head of HR anyway, and must approve of all hires!
370 Mirrodie : read over 32K times. I love it. S-fly, should the boobmobile need me, let me know.
371 DL021 : Mirrodie...as the President and CEO of Lube-A-Boob Enterprises I'd like to say on behalf of our Founder and Chief Testing Officer Superfly as well as
372 Post contains images Vaporlock : Jafa39, by all means please forward your pic to April and she will "check you out" and pass it on if she thinks you'll be a suitable staff member!!!
373 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Phyllis, it's on its way to you! Ian, where's our website?!? Mirrodie, you're already on the org chart as "Delivery Engineer - NYC" and Highheels is m
374 Post contains links and images ScarletHarlot : Attached please find the latest org chart. Jafa39, where will you fit in?
375 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : Hey there, If you need someone to assist in your further expansion in the Central American region, I'll be glad to help! Now, I shall not be test subj
376 Post contains images An-225 : And I can help out with making the awareness possible in Russian communities in and outside the US. Alex
377 ScarletHarlot : Carmen, as head of HR I am delighted to see you offering your services to our company. Would you like to be our Regional VP for Central America Produc
378 Jafa39 : I would like to be responsible for security, attitude and debt management, failing that any other position that involves Alpha - male behaviour and p
379 Post contains images An-225 : ScarletHarlot - I can be both. Or I can summon my brother Vafi88 to be the liaison. Alex.
380 Post contains images Gkirk : No place for me? I can market and test the product in Scotland if need be
381 Post contains images Gkirk :
382 ORFflyer : Scarlot, In the above org chart, I believe you have me listed as ORDflyer, rather than ORFflyer. Also, I can't seem to get a picture hosted anywhere,
383 ScarletHarlot : Chip, I am so sorry! How silly of me! I will fix it right away. Sure, I'll PM you my address. What do you guys think about having Kirkie on board? The
384 Post contains images ORFflyer : Scarlot, I don't think our internet-nazi here in the office allows PMs to get through. Sent it to me via my a-net contact info. I've tried to send a f
385 Carmenlu15 : Sounds great, count me in then! What paperwork must be done in order to make this official?
386 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : OK....I have started some of the designs for the "Lube-A-Boob" aircraft...what do you think of this livery??? Of course it will be finished off with o
387 Post contains images ScarletHarlot : Phyllis, are we expanding our fleet? What about Jan Mogren's Connie? I didn't realize business was so good that we could get a second airplane!
388 ScarletHarlot : Carmen, no paperwork necessary...you're hired! (I feel so powerful...like The Donald!)
389 Post contains images Mirrodie : Excellent start for a livery but needs more cleavage. Secondly, we may have to set up a maintenence company for the fleet. See BigPhilNYc regarding Ai
390 Post contains links and images ScarletHarlot : Here is the latest org chart. Sorry it's so hard to read! And...Phyllis, I'll post the photo but you can add it to the big group photo...here's our bo
391 LFutia : haha... glad im not part of that lube a boob organisation chart.
392 Jafa39 : How about: "We keep abreast of security issues"
393 Post contains images Vaporlock : Carmenlu15 and Jafa39, welcome to the staff of "Lube-A-Boob". As you can see I have added your Photo ID to our page! For those of you who have taken o
394 Saxdiva : Well, I'm here in Italy, and happy to report that I have found GREAT prices on olive oil. Should I negotiate a contract to tie us over while we get ou
395 LFutia : you guys need Kiwi's pic! and im just glad that im not in this lube a boob organisation... and dont get any ideas... LOL.
396 Post contains links and images ScarletHarlot : Hey guys, I've had a request to lock this thread and start a second one because it's hard to load on a slow connection. I do not want to lose our comp
397 Post contains images Redngold : Scarlet - Let's get to 399... make the 400th post the new thread! I'll try to send a pic soon, Phyllis. redngold
398 DL021 : I'd like to keep this thread open. The traffic on it is pretty light, and the counter is frozen (and has been for a while) but it's still pretty cool.
399 Redngold : Ian - Whatever happened with the website? Would you like me to arrange a free Geocities site? redngold (not sure if you were really serious about a we
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