DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11443 posts, RR: 78 Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 1 hour ago) and read 32767 times:
We plan on setting up a volunteer network of concerned lesbian LPN's (recruited from the local motorcycle clubs) to administer the tests to any overflow subjects who arrive and do not meet the requirements for testing by Fly and myself. Said requirements will be flexible and depend on current availability and mood.
There will be a rigorous training session at the Venetian in Las Vegas for all concerned volunteers.
Please email your CV and head shots for further review.
Iakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3310 posts, RR: 36 Reply 11, posted (8 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Just a second, if you want to make it a viable business case you have to look at all aspects of the enterprise, not only at the final application, however enjoyable that might be.
Since I do have some 220 olive trees and some neighbours whom would be delighted to find an output for theirs, I could offer to supply the original product, in a virgin form or not. (originally it is not virgin, to make it so it requires multiple filterings)
No need to invade you see, better to secure a reliable supply source and negotiate conditions that would be beneficial for all parties.
It might need some changes to usual bully practice, but once adopted you will appreciate.
Olive trees produce only every two years and fortunately this year there will be a harvest. This take place in October with subsequent filtered and aromatized product available in bulk form (200kg drums) by mid of November, and bottling in December.
To understand fully the mechanics of the application and assess the requirements pertaining to the envisaged line of products, I offer to conduct a serie of initial tests at the source itself and thus well before October production. June-July would be suitable.
I do have some remaining bulk stock of 2003 season which I could make available at no charge; if we come to an agreement, I suggest you send a few sample subjects and a pair of evaluators.
The subjects should as much as possible be representative of the wider range of the future client base, both in size, shape, sensitivity and consistency.
MxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 37 Reply 14, posted (8 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
I agree with the concensus here that MUCH more research needs to be done - SCIENTIFIC research - into this subject.
I, for one, am willing to take on this monumental challenge, strictly in the name of scientific research, and rub olive oil on the breasts of as many women as I possibly can. I'm certain that my wife will wholeheartedly embrace my active participation in said research !
Now, again strictly in the context of scientific research, will SWA-TPA, vaporlock, et al please step forward so this important scientific research may begin in earnest!
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.
DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
Iakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3310 posts, RR: 36 Reply 16, posted (8 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Well, since Ian Dl021 came up with the idea, I think we better leave him to decide how he envisages the enterprise.
I am personally very favourable to the concept of franchise and can clearly bookmark some markets with a huge appetite for natural products eg. Japan,
Russia, Ukraine, the US West coast, Nordic countries...
Fokker Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (8 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
I know it all sounds like a funny joke, but in Northeastern Ohio that Winnebago actually exists. A group of doctors had a motorhome converted to a mobile mammography lab. They travel to certain areas and do free mammograms for the needy. It's white with large pink letters down the side that say "Mammovan". My buddy's shop does all of the maintenance on it. So, there has been more than one occasion when it was in for the weekend, that we used it for a backdrop to take topless photos of certain nubile young females. So in short, I WANT TO BE YOUR OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHER.
Iakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3310 posts, RR: 36 Reply 21, posted (8 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Thanks Fokker Lover, a pro-photographer will be needed, your offer is duly noted.
Since your hobby is target shooting and you are in the right age category, you might well be the perfect guy for the job.
ScarletHarlot, since potential investors and future staff will probably come from the male gender, we might need some external "technical consultants" from the opposite gender. Besides the valuable inputs you could provide, a few ladies' names would also add legitimacy to the venture.
DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11443 posts, RR: 78 Reply 23, posted (8 years 10 months 4 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Harlot/April...Fly and I are mostly concerned with womens health, and would not dream of letting money get in the way of a good testing session.
As for your not needing the testing, I understand....BCA will be very disappointed as he was looking to intern with us, but I'll explain it to him.
Iakobos....you may participate as long as you stop using big words and doing math. Bring the olive oil, and swap that out for your franchise fee.
Fokker lover...As long as you bring the image enhancement and production equipment you may assist us with the educational oriented videorecording and photography. For the do-it-yourself book on how to set up a good womens preventative health testing Winnebago in your neighborhood we plan on selling over late night tv for $129.99 per CD (6 set collection).
Aerobonz...Your franchise fee will be 30 unmolested sheep.....Superfly requires virgins.