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User currently offlineThecoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1116 times:

What in your opinion is the easiest job?



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User currently offlineRyangooner From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 969 posts, RR: 22
Reply 1, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1112 times:

Police Officer !!!


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User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 2, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1101 times:

A.net Administrator!
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[Edited 2005-01-11 22:38:13]


"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7389 posts, RR: 16
Reply 3, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1099 times:

Professional Benefit Collector

User currently onlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13751 posts, RR: 61
Reply 4, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1088 times:
Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

Gigolo


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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1074 times:

Gigolo

Yeah, good luck with some 78 year old with a harelip and varicose veins in her teeth. You'd have to shove a popsicle stick in it just to do your job.

Logan


User currently onlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13751 posts, RR: 61
Reply 6, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 1067 times:
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Ok, blind gigolo. Geez....  Big grin


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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1065 times:

Ok, blind gigolo. Geez....

Yeah, good luck listening to some freakin' secretary from NJ chomping on gum and yammering on about how she needs to get her nails done. You'd have to shove cotton balls in your ears just to do your job.

Logan


User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 8, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1060 times:

Yeah, good luck listening to some freakin' secretary from NJ chomping on gum and yammering on about how she needs to get her nails done. You'd have to shove cotton balls in your ears just to do your job.

Try listening to anyone from Boston talk for more than a minute, and you'll have the same reaction.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineMika From Sweden, joined Jul 2000, 2881 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1056 times:

Try listening to anyone from Boston talk for more than a minute, and you'll have the same reaction.

Haha, hilarious!  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineEspion007 From Denmark, joined Dec 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1050 times:

rabbit breeder  Big thumbs up

i saw an add in the paper for it Big grin



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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1048 times:

No offense, Harry. Way to defend your turf.

Speaking of jobs (were we?), the last memory I have of NJ is being at a diner at 2:00 in the morning after clubbing back in 1988. They had Aunt Jemima syrup bottles on all of the tables, and this woman was going around with this industrial sized vat of generic syrup and filling up all the syrup bottles. Sounds like an easy job to me.

Logan


User currently offlineKYIPpilot From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 1383 posts, RR: 6
Reply 12, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1029 times:

Beer taster. Or any food test-taster for that matter.

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"It starts when you're always afraid; You step out of line, the man come and take you away" -Buffalo Springfield
User currently offlineJfkaua From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 1000 posts, RR: 3
Reply 13, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1024 times:


Police Officer !!!


Yea.. but the concequences of doing something wrong can far outweigh the benifits of having an easy job...


User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 14, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1005 times:

Funny website about easy jobs:

http://www.theplug.net/2004.02/easyjobs.htm

BTW I have nothing against Boston (except for that little thing called the Red Sox  Smile/happy/getting dizzy)

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineSoku39 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 1797 posts, RR: 9
Reply 15, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1001 times:

My job "polymer technician" at a car wash.

We just don't do much, and in cleveland half the time we're so slow there are no cars to dry off so we go to sleep.



The Ohio Player
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 16, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 982 times:

My vote.........Architect

Hell, they conjure up a vision in their sleep, get an artist to draw it and make a scaled model made out of material found in a kindergarten and tell engineers to make it work.... then, get technologists, technicians and tradesmen to build it.

Any comments SLC1 ?  Smokin cool



Andreas  Big thumbs up



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 17, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 964 times:

Like they say, the architects are the ones who couldn't make it through engineering school. I shouldn't talk, though, since I don't start college until next year.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 14139 posts, RR: 63
Reply 18, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 958 times:

I saw an ad in a Berlin newspaper years ago. A department store was looking for somebody to sleep in a bed in their shop window during day time, being paid per hour.... Big grin

This one looks like an easy one for me...

Jan


User currently offline777ER From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 12339 posts, RR: 18
Reply 19, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 948 times:
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Police Officer !!!


Yea.. but the concequences of doing something wrong can far outweigh the benifits of having an easy job...
How can sitting on your ass while driving a police car around the local streets have any concequences. That would be the easiest part of being a Police officer.

The easiest part of my job at MAF, was yesterday when a Japanese Car ship was delayed, so I sat at the computer on a.net and playing games till the ship arrived  Smile


User currently offlineN317AS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 939 times:

"Police Officer !!!"
"How can sitting on your ass while driving a police car around the local streets have any concequences. That would be the easiest part of being a Police officer."

This torques my ass!!! Let's start by remembering all the cops that died on 9/11 trying to save others, to name a huge consequence. Or a cop that has to answer a domestic disturbance and doesn't know if he will face a passed out drunk or a gun weilding psycho high on meth. Or the cop that has to pick up the pieces after a head on collision. Consequences? The only consequence in most peoples jobs is whether they'll piss all the coffee they've drank into their pants before they get to the bathroom!!!!


User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 21, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 929 times:

rabbit breeder

Hehehe...we should ask UTA for more info..seems his job is nice and cushy. BTW..where is he..haven't seen any of his posts lately.



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User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 14
Reply 22, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 921 times:

Working for Cimber Air in BSL Big grin
Sitting from 5.30am in the morning to 5pm in the afternoon an just surf the internet. And having a break between 12 to 3pm Big grin


User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7110 posts, RR: 12
Reply 23, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 903 times:

The easiest job is no job at all. All those sitting on their bums getting money off the government for no legitimate reason.

Other wise, a Librarian


User currently offlineCatatonic From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 1155 posts, RR: 3
Reply 24, posted (9 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 866 times:

Chocolate taster
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Equally Cursed and Blessed.
25 SlamClick : Our local paper often carries an ad for "girls to work in legal bordello" I had a great scheme; apply for the job, then sue for sex discrimination whe
26 MaverickM11 : ""Police Officer !!!"" If you can have Police Officer then I say....PILOT!!!! Particularly an Airbus pilot (A320 and up). *covers head and runs*[Edite
27 Ryangooner : My reply to this thread (reply 1) - Police Officer This was sarcasm at its best - I cant think of a harder job! theres probably one out there but not
28 Rsmith6621a : President Bush has a easy job....... When the going gets rough he goes either GOLFING.....or.......Brush Cleaning on the Ranch.......but even he think
29 Ryangooner : Ha ha Rsmith i know what you mean but in all seriousness who would really want that kind of pressure at work - tough work in my opinion!! Ive turned t
30 Post contains images CVGpilot : Any typical job one would have at the age of 16 in the US, because you don't give a damn what happens, who you make look bad, or who you piss off. OR
31 Whitehatter : Fluffer *filler*
32 AGC525 : A police officer? That's one of the most disturbing lines of BS I've heard on here. Half my firends are cops and that's one job I wouldn't want. God b
33 Post contains images Newark777 : Porn Star! I forgot about that one. Not only is that an easy job, you get other rewards beside your salary. Harry
34 September11 : National League Baseball umpire Being an umpire was not easy for veteran umpire John McSherry. He died of heart attack on baseball field in Cincinnati
35 SLC1 : Oh YooYoo, you had to slip that in there! Architects hardly have the easiest job in the world, and Arch school definitely ain't a breeze either.
36 SLC1 : ...and btw I wouldn't say Bush has an easy job (at least...it shouldn't be!), i'd like to propose any job that a student gets at a college on campus (
37 Hodges : CVGpilot, yeah, you're pretty much right. I'm 16 and do daytime stocking for Target here in Ithaca. I have a little scanner that tells me what to scan
38 Post contains links SLC1 : Student Job AND a Cashier (which I've also been), sounds good, except the money sucks. For those of you who don't know http://www.airliners.net/discus
39 Post contains images HAWK21M : Tea Sipper regds MEL
40 N317AS : "Porn Star! I forgot about that one. Not only is that an easy job, you get other rewards beside your salary." You mean rewards like AIDS?
41 Post contains images Logan22L : Ah, Whitehatter: I bet few here know what a Fluffer is. FYI (not you, Whitehatter) it's someone who tumesces the male porn star before he has to do hi
42 Post contains images Salukipilot : Wow Logan....wow..... I would have to go with pilot as long as you love being one....for that matter ANY job is the easiest job in the world if you lo
43 MaverickM11 : ""Porn Star! I forgot about that one. Not only is that an easy job" For a woman, yes, for a man, hell no.
44 AGC525 : Ding ding! I think I win with "porn star" But anyways, a wise man once said if you enjoy your job, you never work a day in your life. I believe it.
45 Ryangooner : AGC525 please read all replies before you post, especially reply 27. half of all my friends are cops too! (actually more than half!) Ryan
46 Alessandro : Domestic train ticket salesperson on Iceland.
47 Soku39 : Yes all jobs when you're 16 or 17 are great, because no one does give a fuck. Want to fire me? I don't really care, I can just get another piece of sh
48 Post contains images Newark777 : The best are summer jobs down at the shore. You get to fool around, see your friends, and the pay is pretty good, depending on where you work. Ahhh, o
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