Logan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 7, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks ago) and read 886 times:
Ok, blind gigolo. Geez....
Yeah, good luck listening to some freakin' secretary from NJ chomping on gum and yammering on about how she needs to get her nails done. You'd have to shove cotton balls in your ears just to do your job.
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 8, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks ago) and read 881 times:
Yeah, good luck listening to some freakin' secretary from NJ chomping on gum and yammering on about how she needs to get her nails done. You'd have to shove cotton balls in your ears just to do your job.
Try listening to anyone from Boston talk for more than a minute, and you'll have the same reaction.
Logan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 11, posted (8 years 4 months 2 weeks ago) and read 869 times:
No offense, Harry. Way to defend your turf.
Speaking of jobs (were we?), the last memory I have of NJ is being at a diner at 2:00 in the morning after clubbing back in 1988. They had Aunt Jemima syrup bottles on all of the tables, and this woman was going around with this industrial sized vat of generic syrup and filling up all the syrup bottles. Sounds like an easy job to me.
KYIPpilot From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 1383 posts, RR: 7 Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 850 times:
Beer taster. Or any food test-taster for that matter.
"It starts when you're always afraid; You step out of line, the man come and take you away" -Buffalo Springfield
Jfkaua From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 1000 posts, RR: 3 Reply 13, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 845 times:
Police Officer !!!
Yea.. but the concequences of doing something wrong can far outweigh the benifits of having an easy job...
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 826 times:
Soku39 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 1797 posts, RR: 10 Reply 15, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 822 times:
My job "polymer technician" at a car wash.
We just don't do much, and in cleveland half the time we're so slow there are no cars to dry off so we go to sleep.
YooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6055 posts, RR: 53 Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 803 times:
My vote.........Architect
Hell, they conjure up a vision in their sleep, get an artist to draw it and make a scaled model made out of material found in a kindergarten and tell engineers to make it work.... then, get technologists, technicians and tradesmen to build it.
Any comments SLC1 ?
Andreas
I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 785 times:
Like they say, the architects are the ones who couldn't make it through engineering school. I shouldn't talk, though, since I don't start college until next year.
MD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13341 posts, RR: 64 Reply 18, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 779 times:
I saw an ad in a Berlin newspaper years ago. A department store was looking for somebody to sleep in a bed in their shop window during day time, being paid per hour....
777ER From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 11318 posts, RR: 17 Reply 19, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 769 times:
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Police Officer !!!
Yea.. but the concequences of doing something wrong can far outweigh the benifits of having an easy job... How can sitting on your ass while driving a police car around the local streets have any concequences. That would be the easiest part of being a Police officer.
The easiest part of my job at MAF, was yesterday when a Japanese Car ship was delayed, so I sat at the computer on a.net and playing games till the ship arrived
N317AS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 760 times:
"Police Officer !!!"
"How can sitting on your ass while driving a police car around the local streets have any concequences. That would be the easiest part of being a Police officer."
This torques my ass!!! Let's start by remembering all the cops that died on 9/11 trying to save others, to name a huge consequence. Or a cop that has to answer a domestic disturbance and doesn't know if he will face a passed out drunk or a gun weilding psycho high on meth. Or the cop that has to pick up the pieces after a head on collision. Consequences? The only consequence in most peoples jobs is whether they'll piss all the coffee they've drank into their pants before they get to the bathroom!!!!
OYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 77 posts, RR: 16 Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 742 times:
Working for Cimber Air in BSL
Sitting from 5.30am in the morning to 5pm in the afternoon an just surf the internet. And having a break between 12 to 3pm
Catatonic From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 1155 posts, RR: 3 Reply 24, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 687 times:
Chocolate taster
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Equally Cursed and Blessed.
25 SlamClick: Our local paper often carries an ad for "girls to work in legal bordello" I had a great scheme; apply for the job, then sue for sex discrimination whe
26 MaverickM11: ""Police Officer !!!"" If you can have Police Officer then I say....PILOT!!!! Particularly an Airbus pilot (A320 and up). *covers head and runs*[Edite
27 Ryangooner: My reply to this thread (reply 1) - Police Officer This was sarcasm at its best - I cant think of a harder job! theres probably one out there but not
28 Rsmith6621a: President Bush has a easy job....... When the going gets rough he goes either GOLFING.....or.......Brush Cleaning on the Ranch.......but even he think
29 Ryangooner: Ha ha Rsmith i know what you mean but in all seriousness who would really want that kind of pressure at work - tough work in my opinion!! Ive turned t
30 CVGpilot: Any typical job one would have at the age of 16 in the US, because you don't give a damn what happens, who you make look bad, or who you piss off. OR
32 AGC525: A police officer? That's one of the most disturbing lines of BS I've heard on here. Half my firends are cops and that's one job I wouldn't want. God b
33 Newark777: Porn Star! I forgot about that one. Not only is that an easy job, you get other rewards beside your salary. Harry
34 September11: National League Baseball umpire Being an umpire was not easy for veteran umpire John McSherry. He died of heart attack on baseball field in Cincinnati
35 SLC1: Oh YooYoo, you had to slip that in there! Architects hardly have the easiest job in the world, and Arch school definitely ain't a breeze either.
36 SLC1: ...and btw I wouldn't say Bush has an easy job (at least...it shouldn't be!), i'd like to propose any job that a student gets at a college on campus (
37 Hodges: CVGpilot, yeah, you're pretty much right. I'm 16 and do daytime stocking for Target here in Ithaca. I have a little scanner that tells me what to scan
38 SLC1: Student Job AND a Cashier (which I've also been), sounds good, except the money sucks. For those of you who don't know http://www.airliners.net/discus
40 N317AS: "Porn Star! I forgot about that one. Not only is that an easy job, you get other rewards beside your salary." You mean rewards like AIDS?
41 Logan22L: Ah, Whitehatter: I bet few here know what a Fluffer is. FYI (not you, Whitehatter) it's someone who tumesces the male porn star before he has to do hi
42 Salukipilot: Wow Logan....wow..... I would have to go with pilot as long as you love being one....for that matter ANY job is the easiest job in the world if you lo
43 MaverickM11: ""Porn Star! I forgot about that one. Not only is that an easy job" For a woman, yes, for a man, hell no.
44 AGC525: Ding ding! I think I win with "porn star" But anyways, a wise man once said if you enjoy your job, you never work a day in your life. I believe it.
45 Ryangooner: AGC525 please read all replies before you post, especially reply 27. half of all my friends are cops too! (actually more than half!) Ryan
46 Alessandro: Domestic train ticket salesperson on Iceland.
47 Soku39: Yes all jobs when you're 16 or 17 are great, because no one does give a fuck. Want to fire me? I don't really care, I can just get another piece of sh
48 Newark777: The best are summer jobs down at the shore. You get to fool around, see your friends, and the pay is pretty good, depending on where you work. Ahhh, o
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