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Kirkie ... You Ok?  
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7943 posts, RR: 12
Posted (9 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1387 times:



Poor Kirkie, what a sad end.
I wouldn't love it, even if it comes with some beer.

Norbert


I support the right to arm bears
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User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1378 times:

Well it clearly states 'Im loving it' so im sure he is fine  Smile

User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8193 posts, RR: 24
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1361 times:

mmmm....haggisburger.....


This Website Censors Me
User currently offlineBlackbird1331 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 1893 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1348 times:

I am fine. But, stop calling me Kirkie.


Cameras shoot pictures. Guns shoot people. They have the guns.
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1298 times:

Captains Log, Stardate 42055.3... Captain Graham T. Kirk reporting. These are the voyages of the HMS Shag-a-sheep. ShagFleet has routed us to the Shearer system, where we have reports of thousands of un-shagged sheep. We are on our way to investigate.

The voyage at warp 9 will take 2 weeks, so I need to go to the Shag-a-Deck to catch up on the latest Sheep-Shagging tecniques. Dr. Woll reports several new tecniques downloaded into our database. I am turning over command to my 1st officer, Commander William T Shagger.

------------------------

More on his voyages on a later time...

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1257 times:

Kirkie...it looks as if the majority on this Forum has finally recognized and accepted the fact that we have a certified shit-faced braindead sheep-shagger amongst us...YOU!!!  Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin


btw: I did have high hopes that they finally managed to serve Kirkie on a bun...and feed it to all English tourists Big grin



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1245 times:

Andreas, do you recall when Kirkie's alleged fondness for sheep was merely a private joke, celebrated, if that's the word, by just three or four of us on here? Since then, it appears to have truly gone global, something I believe we can take great pride in.  Big grin

Incidentally, do you think "McDonalds" could count towards a Scottish contribution to world culture? Even if any link is tenuous, they surely need all the help they can get.



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1241 times:

Re:" "Incidentally, do you think "McDonalds" could count towards a Scottish contribution to world culture?"

Well I suppose there has to be a first for everything, and let's face it, it'll be a long wait for another Scottish contribution to, well, anything...

I can just picture the scene in the McDonalds in Sockiehall Street.
"One Kirkie-burger, certainly sir. Do you want Deep Fried Mars Bars with that ?"


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1234 times:

Banco: Oh absolutely!!! And again we can feel the historical importance of our famous UK-Euro thread...they shook their fists at us, they called us vain, they closed us down...and some of them, worst of all, tried to join but couldn't post one funny thing ( Big grin), but in the end it is for all to see... WE WERE RIGHT!!!!! Big grin


Well why not, since any Scottish contribution to world football has been about as relevant as an epidemic of diarrhea...



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24909 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1229 times:

Twats, stupid daft twats  Big grin

You all seem to have an obsession with me, which is starting to worry me. Perhaps I shall call the Polis to have you stop talking crap about me on the Internet  Big grin



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offline707cmf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1227 times:

Incidentally, I really would like to taste that haggis burger... looks yummy to me...

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1226 times:

KIRKIE!!!!!!! Long time no smell Big grin Big grin Big grin

But you see, we were right  Big grin



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineWhitehatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1211 times:

Kirkie's been awa' wi' the wifie makin' ane of them there DVD thingmies



User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7943 posts, RR: 12
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1196 times:

Is that a muscle shirt he's wearing? Big grin

*The A.net Consultants:
Kirkburger may be hazardous to your health*



I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1177 times:

Just to give our continental friends a flavour of what we have to put up with in these islands...the comedy Rab C Nesbitt, from which Whitehatter has taken that picture, won an award at the Montreux television festival.

It is the only British comedy ever entered, that required subtitles in English.  Laugh out loud



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7943 posts, RR: 12
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1172 times:

I don't think he won a best-dressed award? Anyway, I thought that was Kirkie (on the left ... in doubt ... Big grin )?

*The A.net Consultants:
Kirkburger may be hazardous to your health*



I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13967 posts, RR: 63
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1139 times:

"Is that a muscle shirt he's wearing?"

No, for me it looks like a beer belly shirt.... Big grin

Jan


User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3312 posts, RR: 35
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1116 times:

I have to concede that whatever the level, rate and depth of the bashing, Kirk has always behaved in true gentleman fashion, and even usually with a smile.

Kirk, if you wish to change your username to avoid further below the belt attempts at your person, you'll be instantly on my RU list.
(ps: I suggest ThelordoftheringS)


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1113 times:


I agree, Iakobos, Kirkie takes it very well...usually from OYRJA.

Logan


User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1110 times:

Utter nonsense, Iakobos!

The only reason he appears to be behaving like a gentleman is because he's too dim to think of a decent reply!

It was that same stupidity masquerading as unflappability that created an empire, you know. Big grin



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 39
Reply 20, posted (9 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1030 times:

Kirkie takes it very well...usually from OYRJA

And the donkeys, the sheep, the goats....


User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24909 posts, RR: 56
Reply 21, posted (9 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1008 times:

Your all a bunch of English c**k sucking bastard  Big grin

Don't worry Iakobos, I know it's your country's tradition to be a c**k sucking bastard  Big grin



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13967 posts, RR: 63
Reply 22, posted (9 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1004 times:

Kirkie,

Sometimes I think you like to be slagged... else why do you constantly provoke it with threads like the "obsession" one?

I see a masochistic strain in you...
Do you also fancy whips and chains? (besides sheep, of course!)  Wink/being sarcastic

Jan

[Edited 2005-01-29 11:03:35]

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