N766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 7992 posts, RR: 27 Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1153 times:
Blackbird1331 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 1892 posts, RR: 0 Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1140 times:
I am fine. But, stop calling me Kirkie.
Cameras shoot pictures. Guns shoot people. They have the guns.
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 27 Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1090 times:
Captains Log, Stardate 42055.3... Captain Graham T. Kirk reporting. These are the voyages of the HMS Shag-a-sheep. ShagFleet has routed us to the Shearer system, where we have reports of thousands of un-shagged sheep. We are on our way to investigate.
The voyage at warp 9 will take 2 weeks, so I need to go to the Shag-a-Deck to catch up on the latest Sheep-Shagging tecniques. Dr. Woll reports several new tecniques downloaded into our database. I am turning over command to my 1st officer, Commander William T Shagger.
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More on his voyages on a later time...
Chris
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1049 times:
Kirkie...it looks as if the majority on this Forum has finally recognized and accepted the fact that we have a certified shit-faced braindead sheep-shagger amongst us...YOU!!!
btw: I did have high hopes that they finally managed to serve Kirkie on a bun...and feed it to all English tourists
Banco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 55 Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1037 times:
Andreas, do you recall when Kirkie's alleged fondness for sheep was merely a private joke, celebrated, if that's the word, by just three or four of us on here? Since then, it appears to have truly gone global, something I believe we can take great pride in.
Incidentally, do you think "McDonalds" could count towards a Scottish contribution to world culture? Even if any link is tenuous, they surely need all the help they can get.
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1026 times:
Banco: Oh absolutely!!! And again we can feel the historical importance of our famous UK-Euro thread...they shook their fists at us, they called us vain, they closed us down...and some of them, worst of all, tried to join but couldn't post one funny thing ( ), but in the end it is for all to see... WE WERE RIGHT!!!!!
Well why not, since any Scottish contribution to world football has been about as relevant as an epidemic of diarrhea...
GKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 58 Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1021 times:
Twats, stupid daft twats
You all seem to have an obsession with me, which is starting to worry me. Perhaps I shall call the Polis to have you stop talking crap about me on the Internet
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
Banco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 55 Reply 14, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 969 times:
Just to give our continental friends a flavour of what we have to put up with in these islands...the comedy Rab C Nesbitt, from which Whitehatter has taken that picture, won an award at the Montreux television festival.
It is the only British comedy ever entered, that required subtitles in English.
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
Iakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3304 posts, RR: 38 Reply 17, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 908 times:
I have to concede that whatever the level, rate and depth of the bashing, Kirk has always behaved in true gentleman fashion, and even usually with a smile.
Kirk, if you wish to change your username to avoid further below the belt attempts at your person, you'll be instantly on my RU list.
(ps: I suggest ThelordoftheringS)
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