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The Battle Of The Stop Signs  
User currently offlineDerico From Argentina, joined Dec 1999, 4233 posts, RR: 13
Posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1118 times:

Road maintenance guy #1: - 'Hey, I've just been told told there's no stop sign on the corner of John Doe and Jane Doe streets.'-
Road maintenance guy #2: - 'OK, let's go place a new one.'-

1 hour later...

Road maintenance guy #1: - 'There you go. Now there's a stop sign again. Great work, right?"-
Road maintenance guy #2: - 'Absolutely. I'd say it's time for another beer!'-

[Road maintenance crew truck leaving for pub]...









Maybe that's the difference between the First World and the Third!!!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


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User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1093 times:

Another difference:

If that was in the US, some mullethead would run it, get T-boned in the intersection and sue because the first one obscured his view of the second one, so he did not see it.



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineAir2gxs From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1044 times:

No Slamclick, he would run it because it's a double negative. Stop-stopping!!

User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12426 posts, RR: 41
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1040 times:

lmao, good point. Goddamn those double negatives!

User currently offline707cmf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 33
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 984 times:

NOpe, it is a double obligation (to stop). So a double ffirmative...

Cheers,

707

User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 11357 posts, RR: 50
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 934 times:		 Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

I can't find it now, but I've seen a great photo from Nigeria of two guys painting a STOP marking on the road at a junction. Only one problem, they spelled it wrong  Big thumbs up


Four more years!
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