Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 58 Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2050 times:
1) The only people in Scotland who are sheep shaggers are Aberdeen FC fans I am a Glasgow Rangers fan, therefore, not a sheep shagger.
2) The people who accuse me of being a sheep shagger are actually the sheep shaggers themselves Except of course, Thom@s, who actually likes the blokes aka George Michael Style
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2031 times:
NWAD: Of course it is true...see his meek attempt to defend himself: Since he can't deny facts he tries to bring football in. How ridiculous!! The only thing Scots do know better than the rest of the world is....sheep shagging.
If they knew football the way they know sheep shagging, they'd be able to win every game against their arch-foe, second largest sheep-shagging country worldwide, England. Fact is...they don't...because they don't have the slightest idea about football...they concentrate on sheep shagging.
Of course there is nothing wrong with a little shag between consenting adult animals..but what is highly disturbing, there are reports from England...right on this very Forum, that a large number of sheep currently emigrating to Wales, the world's third-largest sheep shagging nation. Looks as if one of the animals starts NOT to consent anymore.
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1865 times:
Kirkie, the mods can't help you..they are all busy rolling in the floor laughing their fu#@ing asses off about you!
No the prob is: It's getting inceasingly hard for Kirkie to find sheep. As we all know, these poor animals are trying to escape that other bunch of animals, known as the "Scots (including Kirkie)" by running away to Wales. There are just a few cynical hard-ass sheep left, and the Scots are busy fighting for the right to shag those.
NZ747 From New Zealand, joined Dec 2004, 958 posts, RR: 4 Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1846 times:
When the Scots first came to New Zealand to settle 150 years ago, the men often left their wives back in Scotland. On the Ship, they loaded up animals such as Sheep for food and farming for the Scots once they got to New Zealand. Now the 5 month sailing from Scotland to New Zealand often got lonely for the Drunken Scottish, who missed their wives so much, that they turned to the boat load of sheep to for fill their loneliness and sexual pleasures. News about how pleasuring a Sheep could be quickly spread back to Scotland.
Till this day the Scottish generations still carry out out this Scottish sheep loving tradition. And that is how GKirk got his Sheep-origin.