Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 58 Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2050 times:
1) The only people in Scotland who are sheep shaggers are Aberdeen FC fans I am a Glasgow Rangers fan, therefore, not a sheep shagger.
2) The people who accuse me of being a sheep shagger are actually the sheep shaggers themselves Except of course, Thom@s, who actually likes the blokes aka George Michael Style
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2031 times:
NWAD: Of course it is true...see his meek attempt to defend himself: Since he can't deny facts he tries to bring football in. How ridiculous!! The only thing Scots do know better than the rest of the world is....sheep shagging.
If they knew football the way they know sheep shagging, they'd be able to win every game against their arch-foe, second largest sheep-shagging country worldwide, England. Fact is...they don't...because they don't have the slightest idea about football...they concentrate on sheep shagging.
Of course there is nothing wrong with a little shag between consenting adult animals..but what is highly disturbing, there are reports from England...right on this very Forum, that a large number of sheep currently emigrating to Wales, the world's third-largest sheep shagging nation. Looks as if one of the animals starts NOT to consent anymore.
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2013 times:
ROFLMFAO!!!!! Where did you pick that one up?
It's Teletubbi-Zurückwinker, if you will, please, you bed wetter
Tell you what: Big human tits are still much better than sheep, but since you don't have big tits in Scotland, you'll have to stick to sheep...if they don't manage to emigrate, that is
Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 58 Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1985 times:
And as long as I can call people like you, George Michael wannabe's, when I read one of your posts.
You're as bad as OYRJA, or even that German goalkeeper, Oliver Kahn!
Andreas = Oliver Kahn's lovechild, or is he Oliver Kahn himself?
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 10, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1981 times:
Oh you can...no prob with that, Kirkie.
I'm a bit too old to be his child, but nonetheless I'd love to have some of his money...you know, human girlfriends are a costly hobby, but then how would you know
LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12337 posts, RR: 12 Reply 12, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1928 times:
Maybe it's because he is good sport about these jokes. With 11000+ posts though, Gkirk doesn't have much time to shag sheep...he is too busy working, sleeping or or on line here.
Daedaeg From United States of America, joined Feb 2003, 649 posts, RR: 1 Reply 13, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1916 times:
It's funny, whenever I see Gkirk's post, no matter what forum it is in, I think of sheep. It's amazing what defaming can do.
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 16, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1865 times:
Kirkie, the mods can't help you..they are all busy rolling in the floor laughing their fu#@ing asses off about you!
No the prob is: It's getting inceasingly hard for Kirkie to find sheep. As we all know, these poor animals are trying to escape that other bunch of animals, known as the "Scots (including Kirkie)" by running away to Wales. There are just a few cynical hard-ass sheep left, and the Scots are busy fighting for the right to shag those.
Mdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4097 posts, RR: 9 Reply 18, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1855 times:
GKirk, I'm new here, but I get the distinct impression that people here really like you . . . . . . and your sheep .
Nooo! We love Kirkie!
"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
NZ747 From New Zealand, joined Dec 2004, 958 posts, RR: 4 Reply 20, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1846 times:
When the Scots first came to New Zealand to settle 150 years ago, the men often left their wives back in Scotland. On the Ship, they loaded up animals such as Sheep for food and farming for the Scots once they got to New Zealand. Now the 5 month sailing from Scotland to New Zealand often got lonely for the Drunken Scottish, who missed their wives so much, that they turned to the boat load of sheep to for fill their loneliness and sexual pleasures. News about how pleasuring a Sheep could be quickly spread back to Scotland.
Till this day the Scottish generations still carry out out this Scottish sheep loving tradition. And that is how GKirk got his Sheep-origin.
NZ747 From New Zealand, joined Dec 2004, 958 posts, RR: 4 Reply 22, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1815 times:
You know Bill142, they were going to bring the sheep to Australia, but they thought that Lamb was too valuable to waste on Prisoners. So they sent them to New Zealand.
Lurch From United States of America, joined Jul 2008, 0 posts, RR: 2 Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1804 times:
If all the Scots kept shagging Sheep they would all be wearing Wellington Boots but they do not SO that Blows that Story out of the Water!
New Zealand where men are men and Sheep Run Scared!
25 NZ747: Lurch and Bill142, remember who this thread is for. Don't turn it around . In my first post above it explains why some New Zealanders are sheep shagge
26 Bill142: So we can blame kirkie for it all? Atleast you guys have a scapegoat now. On this side of the ditch we just blame John Howard.
27 Lurch: OOooh careful they do not deport you to NEW ZEALAND Baaaaaaah!
28 Bill142: Nah cos Johnnie loves Dubya Guantanamo Bay here I come.
29 NorskMan: 1) The only people in Scotland who are sheep shaggers are Aberdeen FC fans I am a Glasgow Rangers fan, therefore, not a sheep shagger. That would be m
30 UTA_flyinghigh: Not to mention that a Simpsons episode made a reference to sheep not being able to outrun Scotsmen UTA
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