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GKirk And His Sheep-origin  
User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4898 posts, RR: 10
Posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2692 times:

Where did this "GKirk and sheep" come out of? And is it true? Big grin


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User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 1, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2665 times:

For the first question : Well, he's from Scotland.
For the second : well, if it has been said on NonAv, well, yes, it ought to be true.

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24947 posts, RR: 56
Reply 2, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 2657 times:

1) The only people in Scotland who are sheep shaggers are Aberdeen FC fans  Big grin I am a Glasgow Rangers fan, therefore, not a sheep shagger.
2) The people who accuse me of being a sheep shagger are actually the sheep shaggers themselves  Big grin Except of course, Thom@s, who actually likes the blokes aka George Michael Style



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 3, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2638 times:

NWAD: Of course it is true...see his meek attempt to defend himself: Since he can't deny facts he tries to bring football in. How ridiculous!! The only thing Scots do know better than the rest of the world is....sheep shagging.  Big grin

If they knew football the way they know sheep shagging, they'd be able to win every game against their arch-foe, second largest sheep-shagging country worldwide, England. Fact is...they don't...because they don't have the slightest idea about football...they concentrate on sheep shagging.

Of course there is nothing wrong with a little shag between consenting adult animals..but what is highly disturbing, there are reports from England...right on this very Forum, that a large number of sheep currently emigrating to Wales, the world's third-largest sheep shagging nation. Looks as if one of the animals starts NOT to consent anymore.  Big grin



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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24947 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2630 times:

Ok then Andreas, so it will be fine for me to say to you this:
Teletbubi zurück Winker  Big grin

or

Seh ich deine fette Freundin, denke ich Deutsche Panzer rollen wieder.

 Laugh out loud



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 5, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2620 times:

ROFLMFAO!!!!! Where did you pick that one up? Big grin Big grin Big grin

It's Teletubbi-Zurückwinker, if you will, please, you bed wetter  Big grin

Tell you what: Big human tits are still much better than sheep, but since you don't have big tits in Scotland, you'll have to stick to sheep...if they don't manage to emigrate, that is Big grin



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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 6, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2619 times:

They do have big tits in Scotland....What do you think shag the sheep?!


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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24947 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 2612 times:

Andreas, I do know some German actually. Although it's not as bad as your English is  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


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User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 8, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2595 times:

Oh you do? It didn't show in your last post Big grin

But that's ok, I'm happy with my English as long as I can call a sheep shagger a sheep shagger whenever I see one.  Big grin



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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24947 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2592 times:

And as long as I can call people like you, George Michael wannabe's, when I read one of your posts.
You're as bad as OYRJA, or even that German goalkeeper, Oliver Kahn!

Andreas = Oliver Kahn's lovechild, or is he Oliver Kahn himself?



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 10, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 2588 times:

Oh you can...no prob with that, Kirkie.

I'm a bit too old to be his child, but nonetheless I'd love to have some of his money...you know, human girlfriends are a costly hobby, but then how would you know Big grin Big grin Big grin



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 11, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 2565 times:

GKirk, and to think I was going to back off with the sheep jokes. Don't make me mobilise again...  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13138 posts, RR: 15
Reply 12, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2535 times:

Maybe it's because he is good sport about these jokes. With 11000+ posts though, Gkirk doesn't have much time to shag sheep...he is too busy working, sleeping or or on line here.  Big grin

User currently offlineDaedaeg From United States of America, joined Feb 2003, 657 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2523 times:

It's funny, whenever I see Gkirk's post, no matter what forum it is in, I think of sheep. It's amazing what defaming can do.


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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24947 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2511 times:

Someday I will sue Airliners.net for defamation (or whatever it's called) because of the forum mods inability to stop these jokes  Big grin


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 39
Reply 15, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2489 times:

Gkirk doesn't have much time to shag sheep...he is too busy working, sleeping or or on line here.

ROFLMAO! Working? Oh come on!  Big grin


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 16, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2472 times:

Kirkie, the mods can't help you..they are all busy rolling in the floor laughing their fu#@ing asses off about you!  Smile Big grin

No the prob is: It's getting inceasingly hard for Kirkie to find sheep. As we all know, these poor animals are trying to escape that other bunch of animals, known as the "Scots (including Kirkie)" by running away to Wales. There are just a few cynical hard-ass sheep left, and the Scots are busy fighting for the right to shag those. Big grin



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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2468 times:

GKirk, I'm new here, but I get the distinct impression that people here really like you . . . . . . and your sheep . . . . . NOT  Big thumbs up



User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4125 posts, RR: 8
Reply 18, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2462 times:

GKirk, I'm new here, but I get the distinct impression that people here really like you . . . . . . and your sheep .

Nooo! We love Kirkie!  Laugh out loud



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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 19, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2457 times:

Nooo! We love Kirkie!

Only a matter of time before OYRJA opens the thread "Which would you prefer; GKirk or a sheep?"

 Sleepy

Thom@s  Big grin



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineNZ747 From New Zealand, joined Dec 2004, 967 posts, RR: 4
Reply 20, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2453 times:

When the Scots first came to New Zealand to settle 150 years ago, the men often left their wives back in Scotland. On the Ship, they loaded up animals such as Sheep for food and farming for the Scots once they got to New Zealand. Now the 5 month sailing from Scotland to New Zealand often got lonely for the Drunken Scottish, who missed their wives so much, that they turned to the boat load of sheep to for fill their loneliness and sexual pleasures. News about how pleasuring a Sheep could be quickly spread back to Scotland.

Till this day the Scottish generations still carry out out this Scottish sheep loving tradition. And that is how GKirk got his Sheep-origin.



User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8458 posts, RR: 8
Reply 21, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2444 times:

So thats how it all started.

Have you heard about the sky rocketing price of Lamb in New Zealand?




Its now $40 per hour.


User currently offlineNZ747 From New Zealand, joined Dec 2004, 967 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2422 times:

You know Bill142, they were going to bring the sheep to Australia, but they thought that Lamb was too valuable to waste on Prisoners. So they sent them to New Zealand.

User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8458 posts, RR: 8
Reply 23, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2417 times:

Really? and here I was thinking it was because there are more cliffs in New Zealand.

User currently offlineLurch From United States of America, joined Jul 2008, 0 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2411 times:

If all the Scots kept shagging Sheep they would all be wearing Wellington Boots but they do not SO that Blows that Story out of the Water!

New Zealand where men are men and Sheep Run Scared!


25 Post contains images NZ747 : Lurch and Bill142, remember who this thread is for. Don't turn it around . In my first post above it explains why some New Zealanders are sheep shagge
26 Bill142 : So we can blame kirkie for it all? Atleast you guys have a scapegoat now. On this side of the ditch we just blame John Howard.
27 Lurch : OOooh careful they do not deport you to NEW ZEALAND Baaaaaaah!
28 Bill142 : Nah cos Johnnie loves Dubya Guantanamo Bay here I come.
29 NorskMan : 1) The only people in Scotland who are sheep shaggers are Aberdeen FC fans I am a Glasgow Rangers fan, therefore, not a sheep shagger. That would be m
30 Post contains images UTA_flyinghigh : Not to mention that a Simpsons episode made a reference to sheep not being able to outrun Scotsmen UTA
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