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10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...  
User currently offlinePilotaydin From Turkey, joined Sep 2004, 2536 posts, RR: 51
Posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2418 times:

LOL

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~johnmm/sexualphysics/procreation.htm


The only time there is too much fuel onboard, is when you're on fire!
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User currently offlineLY744 From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 5536 posts, RR: 10
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2370 times:

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~johnmm/sexualphysics/procreation.htm


LY744.



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User currently offlineUAL747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2337 times:

Cute

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User currently offlineJoge From Finland, joined Feb 2000, 1443 posts, RR: 40
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2294 times:

LOL, that is funny.

Thanks, Aydin  Big thumbs up

P.S. Any plans of coming to RHO in August?  Smile

-Joge



Bula!
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 2282 times:

Pretty Funny Pilot . . . thanks for the morning laugh!  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7011 posts, RR: 26
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2253 times:

That was brilliant, I enjoyed it a lot  Big thumbs up


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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2249 times:

Actually I'm more interested in the Top 10 Reasons No To Have Sex At All. I want to see how they compare to my personal list.

Signed, L-188


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29690 posts, RR: 59
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2231 times:

There was a very similar story out about why Superman can't have Sex.


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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 2228 times:

Is that because he doesn't exist L-188?

User currently offlineJpetekYXMD80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4355 posts, RR: 27
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2185 times:

Through a series of low blows and logic, KROC has managed to give L-188 the KO!




The Best Care in the Air, 1984-2009
User currently offlinePilotaydin From Turkey, joined Sep 2004, 2536 posts, RR: 51
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2151 times:

for once a thread that hasn't caused violence...in cyber terms...oh wait...that pic up there just loaded..... lol

Joge what up?? I think RHO is on the agenda for me mid summer, as soon as i finish the type rating deal lol

ANC you're welcome, ill try and post more random stupid things, because they make me laugh the most for some reason  Smile



The only time there is too much fuel onboard, is when you're on fire!
User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3312 posts, RR: 35
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2124 times:

Joge, Aydin will soon qualify on the F-16B, he will overfly RHO with a friend of him, but quickly. (joke of course  Big grin

User currently offlinePilotaydin From Turkey, joined Sep 2004, 2536 posts, RR: 51
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2111 times:

LOL Iakobos, my fat ass doesn't fit into an F-16....but i have other tricks up my sleeves  Smile

man the women on that island are hot  Smile



The only time there is too much fuel onboard, is when you're on fire!
User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 16934 posts, RR: 48
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2106 times:

What exactly is moving at the speed of light? The woman? The man? Just the pelvic region? The locale which the man and woman occupy?


E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2104 times:

Pilot . . . ANC you're welcome, ill try and post more random stupid things, because they make me laugh the most for some reason

That's one good thing about silly humor - it transcends borders and politics!



User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3312 posts, RR: 35
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2076 times:

Well, Dr Marshall might be in sex physics but obviously he has no Ph D in physics.

Just for the sake of the argument...
9. Penile black hole formation

Perfectly right until... black holes are accompanied by white holes (quasar) and the two are connected by what is known as the worm tube. (no joke)
So, if the penis disappears into the dark hole he will necessarily resurface through the light hole, having actually travelled in the spacetime "dimension" and consequently surfacing earlier than when his penis disappeared.
Since it happens earlier, the first and original penis is still there, so he got two.
The process can be repetitive and even infinite, until he collapses under the weight.

Aydin, you have some hovercrafts in the Tr Navy ?
If you smell hot women in Rhodes they are either Swedish of Finn (occasionally Dutch or English). The locals are hiding under the black veils.





User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 16934 posts, RR: 48
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 2050 times:

"black holes are accompanied by white holes (quasar) and the two are connected by what is known as the worm tube"

I've never heard this; are you sure?



E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineUALPHLCS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1972 times:

"Ok important safety tip. Thanks Egon."

Dr. Peter Venkman
Ghostbuster


User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3312 posts, RR: 35
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1886 times:

Maverick,

Sure, black holes are connected to white holes through was weirdly named the worm tube. (serious, I swear !)


User currently offlineJoge From Finland, joined Feb 2000, 1443 posts, RR: 40
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1878 times:

LOL Iakobos, my fat ass doesn't fit into an F-16....

What? This one?  Laugh out loud



Bula!
User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 16934 posts, RR: 48
Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1878 times:

I thought Quasars were just super giant stars?


E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3312 posts, RR: 35
Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1847 times:

They are, but not just that, they are the exit point for the matter that was attracted by the black holes.

A honest try:
Imagine a billiard (a 6 holes model), one corner pocket is the black hole, the middle pocket (same side) is the white hole.
Play a ball towards the corner pocket, it falls in it, then travels (back) to the middle pocket and reappears there.
All fine, but it has also travelled (back) in time, not only space.
When it reappears on the mat it will do so at the same time as the ball you play is rolling towards the corner pocket.
If by mis(chance) they collide, bang !


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