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10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...  
User currently offlinePilotaydin From Turkey, joined Sep 2004, 2539 posts, RR: 51
Posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2475 times:

LOL

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~johnmm/sexualphysics/procreation.htm


The only time there is too much fuel onboard, is when you're on fire!
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User currently offlineLY744 From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 5536 posts, RR: 10
Reply 1, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2427 times:

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~johnmm/sexualphysics/procreation.htm


LY744.



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User currently offlineUAL747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2394 times:

Cute

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User currently offlineJoge From Finland, joined Feb 2000, 1444 posts, RR: 39
Reply 3, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2351 times:

LOL, that is funny.

Thanks, Aydin  Big thumbs up

P.S. Any plans of coming to RHO in August?  Smile

-Joge



Bula!
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 2339 times:

Pretty Funny Pilot . . . thanks for the morning laugh!  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 5, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2310 times:

That was brilliant, I enjoyed it a lot  Big thumbs up


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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2306 times:

Actually I'm more interested in the Top 10 Reasons No To Have Sex At All. I want to see how they compare to my personal list.

Signed, L-188


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29795 posts, RR: 58
Reply 7, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2288 times:

There was a very similar story out about why Superman can't have Sex.


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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2285 times:

Is that because he doesn't exist L-188?

User currently offlineJpetekYXMD80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4389 posts, RR: 29
Reply 9, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 2242 times:

Through a series of low blows and logic, KROC has managed to give L-188 the KO!




The Best Care in the Air, 1984-2009
User currently offlinePilotaydin From Turkey, joined Sep 2004, 2539 posts, RR: 51
Reply 10, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2208 times:

for once a thread that hasn't caused violence...in cyber terms...oh wait...that pic up there just loaded..... lol

Joge what up?? I think RHO is on the agenda for me mid summer, as soon as i finish the type rating deal lol

ANC you're welcome, ill try and post more random stupid things, because they make me laugh the most for some reason  Smile



The only time there is too much fuel onboard, is when you're on fire!
User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3313 posts, RR: 35
Reply 11, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2181 times:

Joge, Aydin will soon qualify on the F-16B, he will overfly RHO with a friend of him, but quickly. (joke of course  Big grin

User currently offlinePilotaydin From Turkey, joined Sep 2004, 2539 posts, RR: 51
Reply 12, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2168 times:

LOL Iakobos, my fat ass doesn't fit into an F-16....but i have other tricks up my sleeves  Smile

man the women on that island are hot  Smile



The only time there is too much fuel onboard, is when you're on fire!
User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 17442 posts, RR: 46
Reply 13, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day ago) and read 2163 times:

What exactly is moving at the speed of light? The woman? The man? Just the pelvic region? The locale which the man and woman occupy?


E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day ago) and read 2161 times:

Pilot . . . ANC you're welcome, ill try and post more random stupid things, because they make me laugh the most for some reason

That's one good thing about silly humor - it transcends borders and politics!



User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3313 posts, RR: 35
Reply 15, posted (9 years 7 months 1 day ago) and read 2133 times:

Well, Dr Marshall might be in sex physics but obviously he has no Ph D in physics.

Just for the sake of the argument...
9. Penile black hole formation

Perfectly right until... black holes are accompanied by white holes (quasar) and the two are connected by what is known as the worm tube. (no joke)
So, if the penis disappears into the dark hole he will necessarily resurface through the light hole, having actually travelled in the spacetime "dimension" and consequently surfacing earlier than when his penis disappeared.
Since it happens earlier, the first and original penis is still there, so he got two.
The process can be repetitive and even infinite, until he collapses under the weight.

Aydin, you have some hovercrafts in the Tr Navy ?
If you smell hot women in Rhodes they are either Swedish of Finn (occasionally Dutch or English). The locals are hiding under the black veils.





User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 17442 posts, RR: 46
Reply 16, posted (9 years 7 months 23 hours ago) and read 2107 times:

"black holes are accompanied by white holes (quasar) and the two are connected by what is known as the worm tube"

I've never heard this; are you sure?



E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineUALPHLCS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 7 months 17 hours ago) and read 2029 times:

"Ok important safety tip. Thanks Egon."

Dr. Peter Venkman
Ghostbuster


User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3313 posts, RR: 35
Reply 18, posted (9 years 7 months 4 hours ago) and read 1943 times:

Maverick,

Sure, black holes are connected to white holes through was weirdly named the worm tube. (serious, I swear !)


User currently offlineJoge From Finland, joined Feb 2000, 1444 posts, RR: 39
Reply 19, posted (9 years 7 months 4 hours ago) and read 1935 times:

LOL Iakobos, my fat ass doesn't fit into an F-16....

What? This one?  Laugh out loud



Bula!
User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 17442 posts, RR: 46
Reply 20, posted (9 years 7 months 4 hours ago) and read 1935 times:

I thought Quasars were just super giant stars?


E pur si muove -Galileo
User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3313 posts, RR: 35
Reply 21, posted (9 years 7 months 1 hour ago) and read 1904 times:

They are, but not just that, they are the exit point for the matter that was attracted by the black holes.

A honest try:
Imagine a billiard (a 6 holes model), one corner pocket is the black hole, the middle pocket (same side) is the white hole.
Play a ball towards the corner pocket, it falls in it, then travels (back) to the middle pocket and reappears there.
All fine, but it has also travelled (back) in time, not only space.
When it reappears on the mat it will do so at the same time as the ball you play is rolling towards the corner pocket.
If by mis(chance) they collide, bang !


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