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Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool  
User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 30
Posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1557 times:

Okay. Following CaptOver stupid thread, I now wish to know.

Have you ever peeed in a swimming pool ? If yes, at what age, was it a public or private pool, were you inebriated at that time ?

Please, answer honestly.

Is it worth to have a shower *before* swimming ? Because if the pool is already soiled... why bother ?

Cheers,

707

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User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5578 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1525 times:

There's some chemical you can add to your swimming pool which is ordinarily undetectable, but which produces a large purple cloud in the water if it comes into contact with Number One. Just the thing to embarrass swimmers who aren't able to distinguish between swimming pools and toilets  Smokin cool


"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 30
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1515 times:

Yeah, I have heard of that one. Trust me, it is an urban legend (I have proof of that).

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1508 times:

Yeah, I once took a huge dump in some swimming pool in Elbonia. The floaters sorta cleared out the pool.

Seriously though.. I don't swim much but if I am already in so many thousands of gallons of water.. why not release a little yellow.


User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1501 times:

I have never done it in a pool. But I have done it in the ocean..

User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 30
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1500 times:

Okay. So that settles the point about CaptOveur... Anybody else ?

Oh, and Capt... did the water turn purple (or red) when you did it ?

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 71
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1487 times:

Yea I've pee'd in the pool loads of times. Nope I wasn't drunk and yea i'd do it again.

I have no shame.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1471 times:

Someone once told me their pool had the stuff that turned colors if it detected pee.. I proved to myself that no it didn't.

If I am in the pool with someone i don't like I get really close to them and pee... I don't think anyone has ever figured out that I am pissing on them.

I have also peed in the ocean, but you already knew I was anything but a tree hugger.


User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3554 posts, RR: 15
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1471 times:

I used to do it every time I went swimming. I still do if i'm in a lake or ocean.

User currently offlineTriStarEnvy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 2265 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1395 times:

As I'm the one that gets to clean mine, then...yes. Yes, I do.




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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1386 times:

I've peed in a pool drunk and sober..
When you gotta go, you gotta go.



Go big or go home
User currently offlineSFOMEX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1381 times:

Elbonia??? WTF are you talking about?

User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1371 times:

There's some chemical you can add to your swimming pool which is ordinarily undetectable, but which produces a large purple cloud in the water if it comes into contact with Number One.

There's an easier way.

Just put up a sign with big red letters:
Beware Candiru!



....that'll cut that pissing-in-the-pool sh!t out reaaaal quickly  Big grin


User currently offlineNZ747 From New Zealand, joined Dec 2004, 967 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1365 times:

I saw on the program Discovery channel - "Mostly True Stories" last week, that this was a myth, and no such chemical has been made. The urban legend is to scare people into not doing it.
I've told it to lots of people to stop them taking a piss in my pool.


User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1363 times:

Nor have I swum in a toilet!



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 35
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1331 times:

Why when I'm reading this thread do I keep having "Caddyshack" flashbacks  Big grin?

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineLeezyjet From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 4041 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1322 times:

I think most people have done it - just not everyone will admit to it.

I've even taken a sh!t in the sea - no mean feat I can tell you - trying to tread water in about 30ft of water and push one out is not an easy task !!!. When needs must and all...........

 Smile



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User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8434 posts, RR: 9
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1290 times:

sure when I was a kid swimming in the kiddie pool I took a leak. The kiddie pool is more urine then water. Why else is it always so warm?

User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1271 times:

The urban legend is to scare people into not doing it.
I've told it to lots of people to stop them taking a piss in my pool.


Well, if it isn't true... how do you know people haven't still pissed in your pool just to see if it WAS true, and found out it wasn't so they kept pissing in your pool and you never found out... uh huh... wadda ya say to that  Smile


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1268 times:

Okay, to spare any further emails.....

Long story short, the Candiru is a fish that munches on penis, from the inside out if anything urinates in surrounding water. Only vertebrae to parasitize humans.... one nasty lil' bastard  Acting devilish

http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals1/catfish/candiru.html


User currently offlineYegmaster From Canada, joined Dec 2004, 1023 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1250 times:

We used to release the odd chocolatebar in a swimingpool.
Clears the pool in a hurry.


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1248 times:

Cboy- on the site you listed, I went to every site that they cited. None of them work. So I question the how real that fish is.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineStevenUhl777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 1220 times:

Never released a "Baby Ruth" in a pool (I think that's what it was in Caddyshack?

I have peed in a few private pools (Elks Club) and also in Lake Berryessa (Napa area of California) in July 1986.

Next gross question: anyone "spank the monkey" and release in a pool?


User currently offlineUALPHLCS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 1219 times:

Saw a sign at a neighbor's pool:

Welcome to our

OOL

Notice there is no "P" in it.
Please Keep it that way!





User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 1213 times:

Pissing in a pool is filthy enough, but you try farting in one and trying to hide THAT.

25 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : Cboy- on the site you listed, I went to every site that they cited. None of them work. So I question the how real that fish is. ...'course if you poss
26 MD-90 : I've heard of the fish that Cboy mentions. Supposedly it can even swim up a stream of urine if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time and peeing
27 ConcordeBoy : it can even swim up a stream of urine if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time and peeing into a lake. The females can, and usually only in fem
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