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In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting  
User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1822 times:

Because stupid threads seem to be the theme, especially in Elbonia I have decided to start this thread in their honor.

So... Has anyone ever crapped when they thought they were going to fart?

I haven't


As a Follow up.

Don't you hate it when you think you are sitting down to take a huge poop and just fart?

I know I do.

[Edited 2005-02-08 16:44:54]

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User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Reply 1, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1811 times:

HAHAHA !
One excoworker did that except what he produced had nothing to do with air Big grin
He was wearing white pants as well  Laugh out loud

UTA

btw it should read "Elbonians"



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User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1806 times:

Sorry, I ran out of characters on the thread starter line.... I fixed it now.

User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1782 times:

I have a pretty rapid metabolism, so I have to be careful when floating an air biscuit to avoid striking mud.

Logan


User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 4, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1779 times:

Er... I try to be aware of what is awaiting to get out of my bowels. So, no.

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1710 times:



User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8457 posts, RR: 8
Reply 6, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1656 times:

A shart ey? I know plenty of people who have that problem.

User currently offlineLapper From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 1566 posts, RR: 7
Reply 7, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1655 times:

I have to own up..... Yes. In Singapore after a "Steamboat" I was kneeling down getting something ouit of my case when I stepped in a duck and felt a warm trickle on my leg. A quick run to the toilet before the world fell out of my arse.

User currently offlineSLC1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1651 times:

yes, over 3 years ago during drivers ed, and i somehow managed so that nobody noticed, even though a train ride home was involved.

User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7260 posts, RR: 13
Reply 9, posted (9 years 8 months 2 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1650 times:

The skill is in getting it out through the boxers/shorts without it touching them at all on the way through.

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