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How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?  
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1833 times:

I'm curious, how much does your mom weigh?

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User currently offlineFokker Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1818 times:

My mom is a short, fat, 73 yr old, Russian woman. I'd guess somewhere around 250-275. Do you know why my Dad died first? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because he WANTED to.

User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1796 times:

Less than yours.

Signed,

Cedarjet


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1760 times:

LOL Logan22L, I forget the weight of Cedarjet's mom. The last time they tried weighing her they had just trimmed her tusks so her weight was off by about 100 lbs or so.

User currently offlineNorskMan From Norway, joined Jan 2005, 113 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1755 times:

HAHAHA! What a question!! Uhh, about 125lbs i guess?!?


yeah i know
User currently onlineKAUST From United States of America, joined Jun 2009, 95 posts, RR: 24
Reply 5, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1745 times:

My weighs......








.....the options of what would happen to me if I give away her weight Big grin




KAUST



"Houston, this is Apollo 8. We are now in Lunar orbit."
User currently offlineSLC1 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1723 times:

I'd guess around 130 lbs.

User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 41
Reply 7, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1705 times:

Coz, is there some reason that you're asking what our moms weigh at the same time you're asking what the best feedbags are? Or is it just a weird coincidence?  Wink/being sarcastic

Edit: Gee, you'd think I could spell by now...

[Edited 2005-02-10 08:56:35]

User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 14
Reply 8, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1700 times:

Well.... After having your mom on top of me last night I would guess that she weighs about 200lbs.

Signed
KROC


User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4124 posts, RR: 8
Reply 9, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1698 times:

Well.... After having your mom on top of me last night I would guess that she weighs about 200lbs.

Signed
KROC


You do realize that you implied your mom is fat and she (including all our moms) slept with KROC right?  Laugh out loud



"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 14
Reply 10, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1697 times:

Nope I didn't.. It was an answer to TheCoz. So it has nothing to do with my mom or your mom Big grin

User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4124 posts, RR: 8
Reply 11, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1695 times:

Nope I didn't.. It was an answer to TheCoz. So it has nothing to do with my mom or your mom

Ah, that IS true.



"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1677 times:

Fat women need love too.

User currently offlineLapper From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 1565 posts, RR: 7
Reply 13, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1669 times:

I would guess that she weighs about 200lbs

And how much was her other tit?


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1652 times:

You do realize that you implied your mom is fat and she (including all our moms) slept with KROC right?

he he, ya  Laugh out loud

But Cedarjet's mom is still fat. Nothing's gonna change that.


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