707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 50 Reply 4, posted (4 years 12 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 8365 times:
Try a search for Xyrdavia.
Elbonia is located just North of Xyrdavia. On the north border, you shall (...) find the High Elbonia, previously known as the Democratic Republic of North Elbonia. Even Norther is Ginebria.
BAPILOT2B From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 901 posts, RR: 34 Reply 5, posted (4 years 12 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 8358 times:
Come on use your common sense, its in the middle of bullsheetland just south of Nounsense. Roughly in the middle of your world map, and just to the north east.
Aerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4460 posts, RR: 54 Reply 8, posted (4 years 12 months 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 8336 times:
How is the tourism industry in Elbonia? Any better than Vegas?
Are you having trouble stopping the use of Crystal Meth?
707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 50 Reply 11, posted (4 years 12 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 8333 times:
How is the tourism industry in Elbonia? Any better than Vegas?
Quite good, actually. A lot of people are coming over to Elbonia to have those mountain sightseeing flights aboard Kilofoxes... Ah, how much I miss those...
NWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4626 posts, RR: 16 Reply 12, posted (4 years 12 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 8330 times:
"The Republic of Elbonia is a fictional country from the comic strips Dilbert and Plop. It is an extremely poor, fourth-world Eastern-European country that has recently abandoned Communism. Most of the nation is covered with waist-deep mud, which the residents use to build houses. Much of the economy is mud-based.
Most of the Elbonians have beards, even the females, and wear tall grey hats and black mittens. Their technology is very outdated, and includes tin can telephones, and giant slingshots (instead of airplanes). Elbonians are commonly portrayed as idiotic and backward. For many years the country has been mired in a civil war between the left and right-handed Elbonians, although the war was mostly bloodless, as the Elbonians didn't realize they were allowed to use weapons.
Elbonia's government is a dictatorship, run by a right-handed Fidel Castro-esque military strongman who strives to crush the lefties. Dogbert briefly deposed the President and made himself dictator, turning Elbonia into a tourist hotspot by making prostitution and gambling not only legal, but mandatory.
The national bird of Elbonia is the frisbee. In order to attract tourists Elbonia openly lies in its promotional videos, and claims to host five of the seven wonders of the world."
DesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 6999 posts, RR: 27 Reply 13, posted (4 years 12 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 8329 times:
If I remember my world geography correctly isn't Elbonia's primary industry mud farming and IT support?
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Aerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4460 posts, RR: 54 Reply 15, posted (4 years 12 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 8316 times:
"Quite good, actually. A lot of people are coming over to Elbonia to have those mountain sightseeing flights aboard Kilofoxes... Ah, how much I miss those..."
I have read in National Geogrpahic that the remnants of the 'unfortunate' Kilofox flights, that have become 'one with the mountain', are used as bases for radio towers. Is there any thruth to this?
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USAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 62 Reply 18, posted (4 years 12 months 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 8261 times:
"How is the tourism industry in Elbonia? Any better than Vegas?"
I hear the mud wrestling there is excellent!
Greg
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N801NW From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 657 posts, RR: 2 Reply 19, posted (4 years 12 months 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 8206 times:
I paid US Airways $1200 for my summer vacation there. If they survive chapter 11, can I get a refund on my non-refundable ticket? I am sooooo pissed right now.
JpetekYXMD80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 3542 posts, RR: 37 Reply 20, posted (4 years 12 months 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 8201 times:
Lindy Field From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 2962 posts, RR: 9 Reply 21, posted (4 years 12 months 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 8185 times:
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For the purposes of tourism, Molvania is a much better value than nearby Elbonia.
CURLYHEADBOY From Italy, joined Feb 2005, 900 posts, RR: 2 Reply 24, posted (4 years 12 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 8063 times:
JetBlast - Thank you for asking. I was as puzzled as you but too ashamed to ask...
If God had wanted men to fly he would have given them more money...
25 Springbok747: Damn Elbonians, they denied my visitors visa last year, the reason given was "The Great Peoples' Republic of Elbonia does not recognize Australia, New
27 Runway23: Their technology is very outdated, and includes tin can telephones That is actually true ! Such phones are indeed produced in Elbonia : http://www.pu
28 UTA_flyinghigh: I heard that Telefonica Movistar markets these foolish devices. UTA
29 Runway23: So the elbonian power is now exporting itself to Spain. No wonder nobody wants to touch mobile phones over there. I hear you need to dial the 999 on t
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