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User currently offlineImonti From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 1306 times:

Michael Jackson is asked if he will help out filling in for Santa at a local shopping mall. Michael glady agress.

After a few people come and ask for christmas gifts little timmy comes and sits on his lap, Micheal says timmy can I show you a magic trick?

Sure he responds.

Here you go timmy can you feel my finger up your bum?

yes he replies, well here is the trick michael says.

"LOOK NO HANDS"

michael jackson sung to his credit card, u are not alone I AM PLASTIC TOO.

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User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 1297 times:

What does Michael Jackson like about twenty-eight year olds?

There are twenty of them!  Laugh out loud

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 18 hours ago) and read 1280 times:

LMAO, those are hysterical.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!


Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!




User currently offlineEuropean From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1275 times:

Hey

LOL Jokes.

Can;t really think of any at the mo

European
Jimmi


User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1268 times:

Here's a whole site of them:

http://williambader.com/mj.html

It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.
A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".
 Laugh out loud

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineOO-VEG From Netherlands, joined Oct 2000, 1081 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1263 times:

Ooh come on, that's really childish!

User currently offlineAirTran737 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3690 posts, RR: 12
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1249 times:
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Freakin Awesome!! Bashing Jacko is a good time


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User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 1234 times:

Why Jacko put a cheese slice on the end of his penis?
Kids will do anything for Dairylea.

Sick I know, but funny.


User currently offlineKay From France, joined Mar 2002, 1884 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1221 times:

poor guy..

just imagine him coming on here and reading this...

but i guess he should expect it.


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1212 times:

How do you know when it's bedtime @ Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.


User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 11
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1203 times:

I got a new car stereo the other day. When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music. When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. Today, these kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "F***ing kids!!!!" It played Michael Jackson.  Big thumbs up






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User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 6901 posts, RR: 13
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 1174 times:

That's a classic site Newark, some of the better ones...
Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.


User currently offlineSeptember11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 21
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 1160 times:

Is Michael Jackson a child molester?


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User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31573 posts, RR: 57
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 1111 times:

Wonder if MJ reads these jokes  Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineDIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1747 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1052 times:

Another one.

Little Johny is having a chat with his mom about God one day.

Johny: Mom, Is God black or white?

Mom: dear, God is both black and white.

Johny: Mom, is God male or female?

Mom: He is both male and female , dear.

Johny: Is God gay or straight, mom?

Mom: God is both gay and straight , dear.

Johny: Mom, then God is surely Michael Jackson!



Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
User currently offlineAGC525 From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 989 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1040 times:

breaking news, Fox is saying Micheal Jackson is being rushed to the hospital. I can only imagine what this weirdo has dreamed up.


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User currently offlineSQA340 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 702 posts, RR: 4
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1034 times:

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne only comes on your face when you are 13.

Satement: Man, I'm sweatin like Michael Jackson at the Kid's Choice awards!


User currently offlineStlgph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9235 posts, RR: 25
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 966 times:

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a train?

One is a form of transportation.
The other screws little boys in the butt.


YAY! a great bar joke in which the Y-variable in this equation can be -anything-




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