707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 31 Posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 980 times:
Caen, Normandy - France (Reuteurs)
The local sheep flocks, with full cooperation from their shepperds have today decided to go on an unlimited strike.
They will stop providing wool, stop giving milk (for the Feta Salakis, au bon lait de brebis), and even stop providing free of charge lawn mowing.
To the press and officials, Babah the Normandy flocks spokesheep explain their unexpected move :
"It appears that our borders are not protected well enough. We had agreed with Brussells and Paris that UK would never enter Schengen, thus protecting us from Welsh and Scotts. Yet, customs have let in dangerous individuals from the Northern Territories of England. A quick look at A.net forum show that their most dangerous villain is now out of Yemen (no more of our kind is left alive there !) and is now in our beautiful country. We will keep on this movement as long as he remain on our soil."
Jasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 42 Reply 6, posted (8 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 932 times:
I expect him to change his flag to the Irish one soon. I'm sure he's just dying of shame after being beaten first by the French and then by the Irish. There was talk about him seeking refuge somewhere... Anywhere with a winning team. And even Yemen wouldn't have him!