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French Sheep On Strike  
User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 1115 times:

Caen, Normandy - France (Reuteurs)

The local sheep flocks, with full cooperation from their shepperds have today decided to go on an unlimited strike.

They will stop providing wool, stop giving milk (for the Feta Salakis, au bon lait de brebis), and even stop providing free of charge lawn mowing.

To the press and officials, Babah the Normandy flocks spokesheep explain their unexpected move :

"It appears that our borders are not protected well enough. We had agreed with Brussells and Paris that UK would never enter Schengen, thus protecting us from Welsh and Scotts. Yet, customs have let in dangerous individuals from the Northern Territories of England. A quick look at A.net forum show that their most dangerous villain is now out of Yemen (no more of our kind is left alive there !) and is now in our beautiful country. We will keep on this movement as long as he remain on our soil."

[Edited 2005-02-18 09:34:37]

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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1098 times:

Use the spell checker  Big grin


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 2, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1091 times:

Quoting 707CMF (reply 0):
Yet, customs have let in dangerous individuals from the Northern Territories of England


Now, just a minute. We're not taking responsibility for them. Absolutely nothing, whatsoever to do with England.



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 51
Reply 3, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1087 times:

And use the grammar checker as well  Big grin

UTA



Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 4, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1080 times:

I take no responsibility for the spelling mistakes of the sheep.
After all, they are scared enough.

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1074 times:

Well, this has got to be the first Sheep topic in ages to have nothing to do with me then  Big grin
As I am not a Scott  Smile



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 40
Reply 6, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1067 times:

I expect him to change his flag to the Irish one soon. I'm sure he's just dying of shame after being beaten first by the French and then by the Irish. There was talk about him seeking refuge somewhere... Anywhere with a winning team. And even Yemen wouldn't have him!  Big grin

And Kirkie, Scot has one t!


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1064 times:

Its 707cmf, the Elbonian Rhaat to tell that Scot has only 1 T  Big grin


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 40
Reply 8, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1060 times:

Quoting Gkirk (reply 7):
Its 707cmf, the Elbonian Rhaat to tell that Scot has only 1 T


Shalom Kirkie... What language was that? Scottish? Or Scotch Big grin

[Edited 2005-02-18 13:30:28]

User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 9, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1054 times:

Reports from Jaffa... Hebraic sheeps are taking over where the French ones left.

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 10, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1050 times:

*Launches missile attack aimed for 707cmf


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13944 posts, RR: 63
Reply 11, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1040 times:

Ireland won´t help. The farmers from County Kerry have the same reputation as the Welsh and Scots....  Big grin

Jan


User currently onlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19186 posts, RR: 52
Reply 12, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1038 times:

Quoting Gkirk (reply 5):
As I am not a Scott


He admits it! He's really a Welshman.  Big grin



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13944 posts, RR: 63
Reply 13, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1033 times:

Does it mean that Kirkie sings in close harmonies when he is p*ssed?

Jan


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (9 years 4 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1024 times:

No Im a Scot, not a Scott, I am Scottish, not a member of the Scott clan of Old Peterhead  Big grin


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
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