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User currently offlineYhmfan From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 607 posts, RR: 0
Posted (9 years 10 months 2 hours ago) and read 1009 times:

This short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional Analyst."
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple things in an overly complicated way.

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This
tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one . Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
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User currently offlineAviationmaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 10 months 2 hours ago) and read 1000 times:

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Billig...  Sleepy


User currently offlineOrion737 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 10 months 2 hours ago) and read 989 times:

That was quite funny. The first thing to make me smile in quite a few days. Thanks for that x

User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 10 months 2 hours ago) and read 981 times:

I guess I am not qualified to be a professional analyst seeing as I didn't get one right!

User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 4, posted (9 years 10 months 1 hour ago) and read 950 times:

Actually, the answer to #4 is:

You shouldn't be crossing the river right now. Since you are an animal, you should be at the Lion King's meeting.

redngold  Smile/happy/getting dizzy



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineAMSMAN From Ireland, joined Jan 2002, 1016 posts, RR: 6
Reply 5, posted (9 years 10 months 1 hour ago) and read 937 times:

Hows that now redngold?


Aer Lingus, Proud to be Irish.
User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 6, posted (9 years 10 months ago) and read 932 times:

AMSMAN -
Last time I checked, the human being is in the Animal kingdom.

Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Mammalia
Order Primates
Family Hominidae
Genus Homo
Species sapiens



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineBRAVO7E7 From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 1840 posts, RR: 17
Reply 7, posted (9 years 10 months ago) and read 933 times:

This is great. My brother is an investment banker(analyst), and he got every one of them wrong.

User currently offlineFlyMIA From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 7278 posts, RR: 6
Reply 8, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 901 times:

I got the last one right!


"It was just four of us on the flight deck, trying to do our job" (Captain Al Haynes)
User currently offlineBCNGRO From Andorra, joined Oct 2004, 584 posts, RR: 2
Reply 9, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 897 times:

I think the suggested answer for the second question ("Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door") is wrong since the question doesn't say the elephant must be the only animal in the refrigerator.  Yeah sure


At the bus station, buses stop. At the train station, trains stop. At my desk, I have a work station.
User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 10, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 873 times:

What if the Lion King is holding his animal meeting in the refrigerator?  Nuts

Talk about OVERanalysis... I could point out alternatives to just about every one of the questions...



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 11, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 839 times:

I've heared it before, but only remembered the answer to the two first questions.  Smile

Thom@s



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User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day ago) and read 804 times:

I seen this before as well, but its been several years. Great for a laugh. I'll have to try it out in the office on Monday.

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