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Female Hormones Found In Beer  
User currently offlineGKirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

Scientists have recently suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of lager each. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.

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User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 1682 times:

Nicely done my Scottish friend. One thing to keep in mind though..

Quoting GKirk (reply 0):
and refused to apologise when wrong.


Or if you're like me, you spend the WHOLE time apologizing for getting drunk. "I'm so sorry guys.. I'm soooorrrry"  Big thumbs up

Steve


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21442 posts, RR: 54
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1667 times:

Just look at longtime beer drinkers... men tend to turn into fat women after a few decades of consuming beer in large quantities.

And no, it´s not a "recent" finding by any stretch - it´s been known for many years already that some of the (natural) substances in beer have oestrogen-like qualities.

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[Edited 2005-02-26 18:00:34]

User currently offlineDeltaGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1663 times:

If anything, having the presence of those female hormones would make you want to gravitate to females more....hence why those beer goggles work so damn well  Laugh out loud

DeltaGuy


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21442 posts, RR: 54
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 1659 times:

DeltaGuy: If anything, having the presence of those female hormones would make you want to gravitate to females more....


Not exactly... it would make you gravitate to become a female... Pretty much exactly like the first stage of a sex change.


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User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7951 posts, RR: 12
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1639 times:


The Little Difference
An issue for the stronger sex (left)


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User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1626 times:

Quoting GKirk (reply 0):
GKirk
From Finland, joined Jun 2000, 12196 posts, RR: 69
Posted Sat Feb 26 2005 15:54:27 UTC+1 and read 141 times:


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Scientists have recently suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.


GKirk.....I guess thats why so many men have "MAN BOOBS".....ROFL  Big thumbs up

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21442 posts, RR: 54
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1610 times:

Vaporlock: GKirk.....I guess thats why so many men have "MAN BOOBS".....ROFL


That´s actually correct! It is indeed a contributing factor.


And it appears Kirkie just can´t wait to get there! Big grin


User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4124 posts, RR: 8
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1597 times:

I think we should do a long term study on you. Big grin


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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1595 times:



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User currently offlineAer Lingus From Ireland, joined Mar 2001, 529 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1588 times:

Does beer really have female hormones?


Split Scimitar or Sharklets?
User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21442 posts, RR: 54
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1579 times:

Aer Lingus: Does beer really have female hormones?


There is a large group of chemical substances which act on the human body like female hormones. And some of them are indeed contained in beer.


User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16248 posts, RR: 56
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1564 times:

Whew! What a relief! It was a joke.

Jeez.....don't even joke about stuff like this.  Smile



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User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1558 times:

Soy protein (not found in beer AFAIK) also contains female hormones, or at least causes the body to produce them.


"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineAWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1519 times:

Well, it's a good thing I drink Guinness!

User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8451 posts, RR: 10
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1490 times:
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Makes sense, I remember reading an interview with the first Wonderbra model, Eva Herzigova, and she said that her grandfather had told her to drink beer if she wanted her breasts to grow LOL


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User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 53
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1489 times:

"Soy protein (not found in beer AFAIK) also contains female hormones, or at least causes the body to produce them."

Better cut down on my soymilk consumption then...

Greg



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