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Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It  
User currently offline727LOVER From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 6439 posts, RR: 17
Posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 4750 times:

 Wow!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12477927-13762,00.html



Not to be confused with the man who cut off his penis and accidently fed it to his dog:

http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/000480.php


Listen Betty, don't start up with your 'White Zone' s*** again.
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User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19230 posts, RR: 52
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 4746 times:

One must satisfy one's hunger.  Big grin


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19230 posts, RR: 52
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 4747 times:

I have a new chat-up line for GKirk: 'I like to eat penises.' He might be more successful if he uses that - I'm not saying with women, mind.  Silly Just kidding.


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 4741 times:

According to the hospital spokesman, "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Insightful comment.

What kind of condom-ints do you put on a penis?

Logan


User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 51
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 4741 times:

That's fucking disgusting.


An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 4743 times:

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 4):
That's fucking disgusting.

Especially if he was circumcised.

Logan


User currently offlineAdam From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 465 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 4741 times:

"Does that make him gay?"

--OK, I stole that from Leno last night.

But seriously, disgusting.



Texas: You'll come for the Alamo, You'll stay because you were wrongfully executed. - Conan O'Brian State Quarters
User currently offlineA340600 From United Kingdom, joined Aug 2003, 4105 posts, RR: 51
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 4742 times:

According to the hospital spokesman, "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

No shit Sherlock!

This whole thing is disgusting! vomit 



Despite the name I am a Boeing man through and through!
User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4897 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 4740 times:

So, is he a male or a female now? Wink


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User currently offlineDelboy From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 725 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 4739 times:

It must have been Coc(k) au vin.

User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 4745 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 3):
What kind of condom-ints do you put on a penis?

Ok, now THAT was funny.  rotfl   rotfl 

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 5):
Especially if he was circumcised.

Logan

Yes. TWFirst is wondering what happened to the appetizer.  sly 



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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 4738 times:

Actually, the story about the dog that ate one is crazier. The guy got it confused with a chicken neck? News flash, the chicken neck is attached to the chicken, your cock is attached to you (well, not anymore in this case)! Gotta wonder about the authenticity of that one, though. Some debutante's blog page. Not exactly AP.

Logan


User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 4742 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 11):
The guy got it confused with a chicken neck? News flash, the chicken neck is attached to the chicken, your cock is attached to you

Think about it. What do you call a male chicken?



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User currently offlinePHLBOS From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 7521 posts, RR: 23
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 4737 times:

Man, I guess he couldn't find Lorena Bobbit.  Silly


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User currently offlineJCS17 From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 8065 posts, RR: 38
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 4740 times:

a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Quote of the year, perhaps...



America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 4736 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 3):
According to the hospital spokesman, "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Here's your sign!


This guy deserves a Darwin Award because he'll never be able to produce children, which is a good thing because there's more than enough sick puppies in this world already!


User currently offlineAdam From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 465 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 4736 times:

"The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it."

de·vour ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-vour)
tr.v. de·voured, de·vour·ing, de·vours
To eat up greedily. See Synonyms at eat.
To destroy, consume, or waste: Flames devoured the structure in minutes.
To take in eagerly: devour a novel.
To prey upon voraciously: was devoured by jealousy.

He must've been reeeal hungry.



Texas: You'll come for the Alamo, You'll stay because you were wrongfully executed. - Conan O'Brian State Quarters
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 4712 times:

Now I'm sitting here wondering why I opened the thread in the first place...  Smile

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineAirlinerfreak From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 4594 times:

Thats almost as bad as that guy who got his bit off by a gorilla. If I was the guy that got them taken off by a gorilla and I was on life support, I would to elect to have myself taken off, dont know what that guy is tryin live for.

User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days ago) and read 4598 times:

That's what I feel like doing right now.

Signed,
FLAIRPORT



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
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