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User currently offlineFidel castro From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 913 times:

all right enough political mumbo-jumbo you guys just cant win. instead of spending our time on the internet we should be out getting laid which you righties arn't too good at.

so lets hear your best pick up lines

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User currently offlineBrissie_lions From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 797 times:

I have a few:

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr Right. Someone told me you were looking for me!

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

If it's true what we eat, then I could be you by the morning.

Cheers

Scotty
Rainbow Aviation


User currently offlineVirginLover From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 958 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 790 times:

My favorite: If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and you right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?  

User currently offlineCba From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 4531 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 781 times:

Here are a few of my favorites:

1. I love every bone in your body, especially mine,

2. Your dad must be a farmer, because you have great mellons.

3. You wanna go out, eat some pizza, and then have sex? What, you don't like pizza?

4. That dress, looks really great on you. It'll look even better on my bedroom floor.

5. Are you wearing windex? I swear I can see myself in your pants.

6.



User currently offlineChris28_17 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1439 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 776 times:

Baby, if I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.  


You know sex is a killer dont you?? ya wanna die happy?  


I have millions but if everyone hears them, they become less original.. heehee... so if you MUST hear more.. you'll have to email me
 

CHRIS !


User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7787 posts, RR: 16
Reply 5, posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 1 day ago) and read 763 times:

Ok... here is mine, it is really bad, so the faint of heart should not scroll down.



That dress is very becoming on you. But if I were on you I'd be coming too.




Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offline777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 6
Reply 6, posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 23 hours ago) and read 768 times:

Is that a mirror in your pocket or am I seeing myself in your pants?



Can't think of any more right now.

Off topic:

And for those who are doubters of the non-aviation forum:Lighten up!

 



User currently offlineCstarU From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 764 times:

What do you mean righties aren't good...Do you want a list of righties who got caught with their pants down?


Here's one from American Gigolo...

"How much...for one f**k."


Please disregard the first question, it wouldn't fit here.


User currently offlineDanny From Poland, joined Apr 2002, 3514 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 745 times:

1. Your parents must be thiefes - they have taken all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

2. You must be tired after running around in my head all day long.

3. Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

4. Can I kiss you good bye...tomorrow morning?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to pass by you again?

All of those have copyrights...I don't know by who, but anyway.  

/Danny


User currently offlineAirbus60 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (14 years 2 months 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 743 times:

Come and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

The word of the hour is legs, know lets go upstairs and spread the word

will you fuck me?, (that has worked)


User currently offlineAussiemite From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (14 years 2 months 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 729 times:

If your going to use a pick up line may as well be fairly original:

Can I buy you a spatula?

Your crawlspace or mine?

May I lick your forehead?

What's your favorite flavor of wood?

I have a few more but your not getting them, I got like another 70 years for these lines to last me. Oh yes and how could I forget singing You've Lost That Loving Feeling.. remember TopGun???

That is it for now Aussiemite signing off goodbye


User currently offlineChris28_17 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1439 posts, RR: 10
Reply 11, posted (14 years 2 months 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 718 times:

Hi! didnt we go to different schools together??


If i told you that you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?


Can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the money...


...those are my other expendable ones, the rest are for me only  

CHRIS !


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29805 posts, RR: 58
Reply 12, posted (14 years 2 months 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 719 times:

I lost my phone number.........Can I have yours?


OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineRapo From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 395 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (14 years 2 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 710 times:

"Do you come here often? Or do you wait until you get home?" - got slapped (for good reason) for that one back in the college days.

rapo


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