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If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...  
User currently offlineN5176Y From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1512 times:

who would it be?



I pick Snoop Dog, fo' shizzle. Although I dunno if he classifies as a musician.

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User currently offlineAirlinerfreak From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1490 times:

Snoop Dogg is one of the all time greats.

Also do you know what fo shizzle means?

If you dont you better stop the dizzle fo shizzle in the bizzle before i wack you in the wizzle.


User currently offlineDelta717 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 455 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1481 times:

Hmmm...I'd say My Chemical Romance. I can't stand them.

User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 26
Reply 3, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1475 times:

Any of the new rappers who earn obscene amounts of money for simply having to speak over a few beats - IMO it doesn't constitute music. And their obsession with bling and girls infuriates me - not one seems o have made a video without either a land rover with massive rims, or several bikini clad girls gyrating (or both).

So 50cent, Snoop Dogg etc...



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User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1471 times:

Snoop Dogg was around during the days of real rap, where they actually made music and the beats they sing to.

So to group Snoop Dogg with the "new" rappers is really unfair.


User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 5, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1470 times:

I'd have to go with Celene Dion, or the hypocritical Lee Greenwood.

Hell, I'd like to put a mike in Ann Coulter's hand, which would make her every bit as much a "musician" as Ashlee Simpson or Britney Spears, then wax her chickenhawk ass.



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User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 6, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1464 times:

I'm not going to list and rappers, since they aren't musicians. Calling them that is an insult to all true musicians out there. Besides them, I guess I would have to go with Ashlee Simpson and Aaron Carter, too teeny-bop no-talent dopes with no right to go anywhere near a stage. The fact that they have no talent and got to where they are because of family irritates me even more.

Harry



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User currently offlineSacflyer From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 371 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1450 times:

I think I would have to exclude everyone from the list who has not committed a capital offense.


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User currently offlineAirlinerfreak From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1447 times:

I would sentence Green Day and their repetitive music to death.

User currently offlineIBERIA747 From Spain, joined Aug 2003, 1831 posts, RR: 60
Reply 9, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1443 times:

I'd sentence all those reggaeton "singers".


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User currently offlineHodges From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 138 posts, RR: 3
Reply 10, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1443 times:

how about all those damn "goth" rock bands like Pantera. It's just a lot of screaming and yelling thats about it. Any other bands that apply to this genre can also be included.

But for a single musician I'd have to say Barbar Streisand. She's a terrible singer plus shes a friend of Rosie's so that makes her even worse.

Erik



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1434 times:



User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4124 posts, RR: 9
Reply 12, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1413 times:

How about Ryan Cabrera and all those other "pop" morons. Ryan Seacrestcan go too.

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 6):
I'm not going to list and rappers, since they aren't musicians. Calling them that is an insult to all true musicians out there.

In that case, hard-core goth and satan-worshipper rock should go with that. Since all they do is yell into the mic and nobody knows what the hell they are saying.



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User currently offlineHigh_flyr69 From Australia, joined Apr 2001, 510 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1393 times:

One word...


Cher



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User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11445 posts, RR: 76
Reply 14, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1390 times:
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How is it no one has yet to suggest Boy George?

BTW...death is way too steep. How about banishment to the Phantom Zone?



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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7438 posts, RR: 62
Reply 15, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1379 times:
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You know, I can understand not liking a musician, but what issues must one have to put a musician to death? How childish is that?

So, tell me, oh brilliant sage, WHY would you put mr. shizzle to death?

Perhaps its racism? Or perhaps the OP doesn't like rap? Or perhaps you just don't like the movies he is in?

I don't like a lot of musicians but to start a thread like this?

Sounds like perhaps there are some unresolved issues that need to be tended to.



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User currently offlineLHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 16, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1376 times:

Hey! Whaddaya want from me? Apparently I'm a Mafia Consigliere! Isn't that what we cionsiglieres are supposed to do?


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User currently offlineAAFLT1871 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2333 posts, RR: 11
Reply 17, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1372 times:

Quoting Usairwys757 (Reply 4):
Snoop Dogg was around during the days of real rap, where they actually made music and the beats they sing to.

So to group Snoop Dogg with the "new" rappers is really unfair.

Real Rap??? Snoop was not around for the Sugar Hill Gang, Fat Boys, Run DMC, Kool Moe Dee, Boogie Down Productions, Blondie's Rapture etc etc...


As for me, I would give the death sentence to Bob Dylan. Me and some friends drove up to New York to see Springsteens final show in 03 at Shea Stadium and that sorry ass non singing bastard had the nerve to come on stage and blab off songs in lyrics only he could understand.



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User currently offlineMartinairYYZ From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 1209 posts, RR: 7
Reply 18, posted (9 years 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1344 times:

One of those rappers who threatens ta cut dawgs with their bruthas, or even bust the cap and shizzle fo'nizzle in the trunk with some ghetto booty!

Yes, I do agree!



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User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 4878 posts, RR: 22
Reply 19, posted (9 years 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 1339 times:

None of them deserve to die, after all...they're entertaining SOMEONE.

Having said that, if I could erase from my memory the existance of one musician it would be Billy Joel.



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User currently offlineStevenUhl777 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1303 times:

Quoting Airlinerfreak (Reply 1):
Also do you know what fo shizzle means?

Against my better judgement, please enlighten me to what this oh-so-valuable phrase in ebonics means to the rest of us...


User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5327 posts, RR: 53
Reply 21, posted (9 years 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1298 times:

Quoting StevenUhl777 (Reply 20):
Against my better judgement, please enlighten me to what this oh-so-valuable phrase in ebonics means to the rest of us...

1) It's hardly "Ebonics" as you put it, as much as slang much the way 'Cool,' was once.

2) "Fo Shizzle" would mean "For sure."



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9235 posts, RR: 25
Reply 22, posted (9 years 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 1290 times:

Anybody who has attempted to cover a Janis Joplin tune.


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User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11124 posts, RR: 15
Reply 23, posted (9 years 4 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 1271 times:

It would be the producer that thinks we want to listen to the same boring crap for the last 5 years. It all sounds the same! Jessica Britney Avril Ryan or whoever. There are so many and they do sound the same! I remember the days when something refreshing would come along, it would burn out and something else refreshing would come along.

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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39478 posts, RR: 75
Reply 24, posted (9 years 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 1269 times:

Toby Keith
The entire band Creed
50 Cent
Nellie
Bono from U2
Michael Stipe from R.E.M
Just about every act on MTV



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25 Salukipilot : I have only one contribution.... 50 Cent (I should call him half dollar to his face) and maybe one more making it two for those of you who were counti
26 Andreas : Hmm, if we could agree that instead of killing ONE musician, I can make 100 musicians stop making noise, I'd be happy to provide a list of about 1,000
27 Allstarflyer : Sting - he was better with The Police. Don Henley - he was better in The Eagles. Ringo Starr - the most unfitting (and luckiest) person to land in The
28 Mighluss : Can you put some examples about reggaeton singers? this word is appearing in lots of places, but I didn't hear nothing on it... maybe because I don't
29 57AZ : Wouldn't sentence MJ to death but maybe to life with a rapist. Wait...you said musician didn't you? Oh well.
30 HercTech : Fred Durst End of Thread
31 Post contains images Lehpron : I have never seen a thread so morbid and intolerant at the same time.    What the hell is wrong with you people? An opinion is only valid if you kno
32 Alessandro : Charles Manson would be my pick...
33 Bill142 : everyone from the cat empire. Also include Jet.
34 BA380 : CLIFF RICHARD SOMEONE PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY!
35 KROC : Learn your job Consigliere. I'd vote Nelly or any of the pop rappers out there now. Give me the Cold Crush Brothers any day.
36 Thom@s : Too...many...to...choose...between... I'll have to sum it up like this: Anyone involved with; - Boybands - Pop music - Modern R&B / Hip hop - Sluts wh
37 Aloha717200 : I wouldn't sentence anyone to death, but I sure would like to make a few shut up and go home. Namely, 80% of the music I've heard since the 2000's sta
38 Post contains links and images BMIFlyer : LOL Couldn't have put it better myself Thanks Lee
39 Jaysit : Celine Dion. But then she isn't a real musician, so I guess she gets to live and continue to torture us with her squawking.
40 Superfly : Jaysit: My ex-girlfriend dragged me kicking & screaming to a Celine Dion concert. You know, she is not that bad. She sounds a lot better in French tha
41 BA380 : BMIFlyer much obliged!
42 IBERIA747 : I don't know any reggaeton singer's name as I really hate that kind of "music" (to give it a name)...but I'm really sure you have heard it at least o
43 ElectraBob : Does Barry Manilow count???...don't know what's worse, listening to him or looking at him.
44 Post contains images SQA340 : I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this idiot:
45 Superfly : Oh come on ElectraBob. Barry Manilow isn't that bad. Don't you like his version of Copa Cabana? I Write The Songs? SQA340: Yes add Kidrock to the list
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