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Stupidest 911 Call Ever!  
User currently offlineAlberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2958 posts, RR: 0
Posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2215 times:

http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=bk_911_tape.mp3


woman calls 911 over a bad cooked whopper!!!


short summary of every jewish holiday: they tried to kill us ,we won , lets eat !
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User currently offlineUH60FtRucker From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2186 times:

This is one is pretty funny:

http://www.noooooooo.com/culture_in_crisis/911.wav

-UH60


User currently offlineAlberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2958 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2170 times:

Oh man that's funny!!!!


short summary of every jewish holiday: they tried to kill us ,we won , lets eat !
User currently offlineAzoresLover From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 759 posts, RR: 6
Reply 3, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2166 times:
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Check these out.

http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20050331



Those who want to do something will find a way; those who don't will find an excuse.
User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2130 times:

Guys-

What does she saying about 911 called? I can't hear that I'm deaf. Please write caption here in post if you are willing to help me out.

Thanks,

Stuart


User currently offlineBCNGRO From Andorra, joined Oct 2004, 584 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2111 times:

This ones are very funny as well: http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk...ications/examples_of_999_calls.asp


At the bus station, buses stop. At the train station, trains stop. At my desk, I have a work station.
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 6, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2109 times:

The one about the deer - OLD story. I first heard that one fifty years ago.
Never happened. Prank call.



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User currently offlineSacflyer From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 371 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2103 times:

You know what the worst part is - this woman has her kids in the car. That means that she has reproduced. Uughh!


I'm just happy that RR ratings can't be in negative numbers!
User currently offlineLfutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3356 posts, RR: 31
Reply 8, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 2063 times:
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Stuart,

Here ya go:

Begin call

911 Operator - Sherriff's department how can I help you?

Caller - Yeah. I'm over here at Burger King on (garbled place).

911 Operator - uh huh.

She talks about her location. I'm at a drive through right now.

911 Operator - uh huh

I ordered my food 3 times. They are mopping the floor and I understand that they are busy. They aren't even busy ok. I've been the only car here. I've asked them 4 different times to make me a Western BBQ Burger. They keep giving me a hamburger with Lettuce, Tomato, Cheese and Onions.

911 Operator - uh huh


Caller - I said that I'm not leaving because I want a Western BBQ burger.I just picked up my kids from Tai Kwon Do and they are hungry. I'm on my way home and i live in San Clamente? (I dunno if that's right).

911 Operator - uh huh

Caller - ok. He gave me another hamburger and its wrong. I said 4 times I want it right. He said that can you go out and park in front. I said no. I want my hamburger right. But then the lady came to the manager and she said um. She said um. She said do you want your money back? I said no my kids are hungry and I need to get on the freeway. I am not leaving this spot and I will call the police because I want my Western burger done right.Now is so hard?

911 Operator - Now what exactly do you want us to do for you?

Caller - I want someone down here and i want them to tell them to make my Western burger right.

911 Operator - Ma'am we're not gonna down there and enforce you Bacon Western Cheeseburger.

Caller - Then what am I supposed to do?

911 Operator - This is between you and the Manager. We're not gonna enforce them how to make a hamburger. That's not a criminal issue. There is nothing criminal about that.

Caller - so I just sit here then.

911 Operator - You need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you.

Caller - He did come up and I said can I please have my Western burger. He said i'm not dealing with you and he walked away. Because it's they are mopping the floor and its all full of suds and they dont want to go through there and and ...

911 Operator - Ma'am I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is not a criminal issue and we cannot go out there and and make them a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Caller - Well that's... you're supposed to be out there to protect me.

911 Operator - Well what are protecting you from? A wrong Cheeseburger?

Caller - No.

911 Operator - Is this like a... Is it like a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Caller - Well. Just come down here. I'm not leaving.

911 Operator - No Ma'am.I'm not sending the deputy's down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back and go home.

Caller - He needs to start acting like an adult himself. I'm sitting here in my car. I just want them to make my kids a Western Cheeseburger.

911 Operator - Here is what I suggest. I suggest that you get your money back from the Manager and go on your way home ok? OK?

Caller - OK

911 Operator - Bye Bye.

End of call



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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 2023 times:

I love this one from : http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20050331

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2006 times:

Luftia-

Thanks for your big help. That's funny!

Stuart


User currently offlineEMBQA From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 9364 posts, RR: 11
Reply 11, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1955 times:

The guy that hit a deer with his car is a funny one. Then along comes the dog that was chasing the deer and forces the man into a phone booth. It will give you a good chuckle.


"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog"
User currently offlineN766UA From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 8371 posts, RR: 23
Reply 12, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1934 times:

haha a harmful cheeseburger... that dispatcher rules...


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User currently offline57AZ From United States of America, joined Nov 2004, 2556 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 1854 times:

I know some of our deputy court clerks would love to say similar things to some of the customers we deal with. One person who was at the Clerk's Office to get a Protective Order against a boyfriend asked if could serve the order on him herself. The clerk who was assisting her told her "If I were him and you served me those papers, I'd just tear them up. Also, the law says that only a registered process server or law enforcement officer can serve Protective Orders." I also had an interesting exchange with a party who had a Protective Order in effect one day. The clerk working the Attorney's Window asked me to take care of her, so I asked what she needed. She said "I have a Protective Order out against my boyfriend and I want to have it squashed." Squashed is not the proper legal term, so I had to think a second about how to communicate this without coming across as being rude. I replied "Uhh..Ma'am, you can't request to have a Protective Order "squashed." " She gave me an incredulous look. "However" I said, "you can ask the judge to have it quashed." Needless to say, we had a few good chuckles over that one after she left. I mentioned it later to one of the supervisors and it was a new one to him. He was like "Say what?"


"When a man runs on railroads over half of his lifetime he is fit for nothing else-and at times he don't know that."
User currently offlineTupolevTu154 From Germany, joined Aug 2004, 2186 posts, RR: 28
Reply 14, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1808 times:

I heard one locally, this woman phoned 999 because her daughters head was steaming after a shower.

Tom



Atheists - Winning since 33 A.D.
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 15, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1787 times:

Quoting EMBQA (Reply 11):
The guy that hit a deer with his car is a funny one. Then along comes the dog that was chasing the deer and forces the man into a phone booth. It will give you a good chuckle.

Hoax:
http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/deaddeer.htm
I heard it twenty years before the 1974 call.



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 16, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1783 times:

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 15):
I heard it twenty years before the 1974 call.

It also happens in the movie Tommy Boy. Pretty hilarious scene. Big grin

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 17, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1776 times:

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 16):
It also happens in the movie Tommy Boy. Pretty hilarious scene.

Thanks, I was trying to remember the name of that movie. It was really funny. First time I heard the story was from a local dairy farmer who claimed that it had happened to him and his brother in about 1935 so it is a really old fable.

Once, on my way home I saw that a neighbor had been in a traffic accident so I stopped to help. All the police motorcyles had their radios on and we all overheard a call.

It was for the animal control officer to go to a gas station to remove a beaver from a car. Everyone at the scene looked at one another and mouthed: "A BEAVER???" Serious call though. Would you want to grab an animal that can bite down a tree?



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1742 times:



User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 19, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1734 times:

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 18):

These juvenile bumper-sticker-mentality posts are slightly more effective if you give a clue as to whom they were directed.

[Edited 2005-04-03 19:49:39]


Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1726 times:

I should have to? I am replying to the post. If you can't figure out which one, without me adressing it to a specific reply...God help you.

User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 21, posted (9 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1719 times:

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 20):
Hey look! I finally turned 21!!!!

However, my posts are still 13.

signed
S12PPL



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