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What's Your Pornstar Name?  
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 3963 times:

Hello,

Have you ever heard of that method of working out your porn-star name? It's something like taking the name of you're pet dog or cat or whatever as the first name, and your mother's maiden name as the surname.

For me, it works out as...

Peggy Daniels.

I guess that could kind of be pornstarish! What's your porn star name?

 Wink

Regards

Kieron747

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User currently offlineSolnabo From Sweden, joined Jan 2008, 854 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 3961 times:

My porn name:

MegaMike  rotfl 



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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 50
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3948 times:

Since i have 4 cats, it could be any of the following....

Skits Melzer
Bandit Melzer
Spaz Melzer
Moe Melzer.  rotfl 

Andreas  spin 



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineCumulonimbus From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3945 times:

Hot Beef Injection.

Mike


User currently offline777DadandJr From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1516 posts, RR: 12
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3943 times:

I guess using this formula, mine would be:

Beemer Heafner

But, I'm commonly refered simply as:

Big Ed

 wink 

Russ



My glass is neither 1/2 empty nor 1/2 full, rather, the glass itself is twice as big as it should be.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3943 times:

I would be ...

Thunder Kruspe
Lightning Kruspe

or

Athena Kruspe. I like the first one best.  Wink


User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3939 times:

You named a dog Athena?


One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3936 times:

Yeah and the first two are cats.

User currently offlineAdam From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 465 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3935 times:

Mine would be

Peaches Gruszka...lol

DO any porn stars keep their real names?



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User currently offline777DadandJr From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1516 posts, RR: 12
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3926 times:

Quoting Adam (Reply 8):
DO any porn stars keep their real names?

 rotfl 
Yea, I'm sure Christy Canyon's parents are just so proud!

Russ



My glass is neither 1/2 empty nor 1/2 full, rather, the glass itself is twice as big as it should be.
User currently offlineSolnabo From Sweden, joined Jan 2008, 854 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3920 times:

Is Jeff Stryker still alive n kicking? Just curius...

Micke//SE  blush 



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User currently offlineSeptember11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 21
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3919 times:

Jeff Stryker is still alive, yes...

Most gay porn star names come from retired legends...



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User currently offline777DadandJr From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 1516 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 3895 times:

Quoting Solnabo (Reply 10):
Is Jeff Stryker still alive n kicking?


Yes, I believe he is, but "kicking" is the least of what he does!
 rotfl 

Russ



My glass is neither 1/2 empty nor 1/2 full, rather, the glass itself is twice as big as it should be.
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 3881 times:

I heard for one it was, first pets name and first stree you lived on.
For that I'd be. Snowball Mountain.

My old dogs name was Snowball and my first street was Mountain Ave.



Go big or go home
User currently offlineSolnabo From Sweden, joined Jan 2008, 854 posts, RR: 2
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 3857 times:

This topic was on the menue ca 6 months ago IIRC, so my real pornstar name would be:

Daftie Bergstrom!!

Whatta shagadelic name...jeeeehhh

Micke  rotfl 



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User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7643 posts, RR: 35
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 3815 times:

Oh boy! I think I've found my new career...

If I use my dog's name, I would be...Max Strong...  yes 

However, if I were to use my fish's name, I would be...Dr.Phil Strong...  no 

cheers,
Patrick



A Grumpy German Is A Sauerkraut
User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 3817 times:

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php


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User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 3814 times:

I just tried the above link and it says my new name is:

"Ritzy Spankalicious"



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User currently offlineFDXMECH From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3251 posts, RR: 34
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 3805 times:

Shorty AKA Needle-d*ck the Bug F***er. Though in a pinch, Klaus.

[Edited 2005-04-13 22:36:51]


You're only as good as your last departure.
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 3796 times:

I tried it too, but I am not sure about " Sandy Stroker". I mean I am all for a bit of perversion, but that sounds a bit too weird!

Ah well, anyone know any crumpet called "Sandy"?

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7643 posts, RR: 35
Reply 20, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 3792 times:

Oh my gosh, is that link hilarious!!! Thank's Diamond!   

You all can now call me...Cindy Fuzzynuts!   

I've no idea how it came up with "Cindy", but funny none the less!

cheers,
Patrick
aka
Cindy Fuzzynuts

PS - Its a good thing I'm not a cab driver, otherwise you'd have to call me...Knøfahgginarëbagz Washington !

[Edited 2005-04-13 22:42:46]


A Grumpy German Is A Sauerkraut
User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 21, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 3789 times:

Note - you can use that web page to come up with new 'names' for your significant other, as well as your rap star name, pirate name, mafia name and taxi driver name.

Just click the options on the upper left corner.

My new gangsta name is "Rotten Hoopti Rida"

And if I should ever be someone's sig/other, my name will be "Happy Ears"

My Mafia name is "Tito the Suit"

My Pirate name is "Pirate Dick the Hatless"

And my Taxi driver name is "Mahmudvök Wilson"



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User currently offlineNYCFlyer From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 1388 posts, RR: 9
Reply 22, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 3772 times:

Quoting Kieron747 (Thread starter):
Have you ever heard of that method of working out your porn-star name? It's something like taking the name of you're pet dog or cat or whatever as the first name, and your mother's maiden name as the surname.

Kieron, it's the street you grew up on, not the mother's maiden name.

Mine: Flippy Foster


User currently onlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5153 posts, RR: 21
Reply 23, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 3739 times:

Exactly, the street you grew up on.

In that case I am Rusty Detroit. Too bad I'm blonde and not a redhead.

However using my current pets/locale: Ringo Wright! I like that one better.



Next Up: STL-EWR-STL for my first mileage run!
User currently offlineB727 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 521 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 3732 times:

A fiend of mine's name is Nate.
He always said his porno name should be NateInches

B727
Glenn


25 Pogo : Oh my god i'm Sweatee Banger Going by the pet name I would be Herman Champion.eyepopping}
26 Post contains images Pogo : OOPS!! that was meant to be a
27 Post contains images ACDC8 : What if you grew up on 12th street? Max Twelvethstreet, just doesn't seem to get me in the mood... cheers, Patrick
28 Kieron747 : I guess you've got a point there. If I grew up at the place I live now, my porn name would be... Peggy 13thAvenueNord... Can't see that one getting m
29 Ihadapheo : Happy Fillmore IHAP
30 Post contains links and images Zippyjet : These days, your budding pornstars take names like: Destiny Dynasty Tina (the Smith and Jones of the bad girl set) Summer Peaches Felicity Danielle Al
31 Post contains images N1120A : Ron Jeremy is the Hedgehog's real first and middle name. He used his full name, Ron Jeremy Hyatt in his first film and his family asked him not to us
32 AirT85 : This is interesting...if I use my cats name and the street I grew up on...NO JOKE...my porn star name is the name of a famous person... SHANIA TWAIN N
33 Swatpamike : Hello all Porn star name: Sassy Jizz? Rapper name: Played Out Rappa Taxi name: Üreenmywai Kennedy Mafia name: Cosimo the Snitch Pirate name: Stinkin'
34 777DadandJr : I don't know about that, but I know that he went by the name "Matt Ramsey" at the beginning of his career when he was doing GAY porn. Russ
35 N1120A : Peter North did gay porn? Interesting. I wonder if ConcordeBoy knows?
36 Post contains images Matt27 : My name would probably be: MegaMan
37 Vaporlock : Kieron, or should I call you "Peggy"..... vaporlock
38 Post contains images 777DadandJr : Yes. From what I know, he did gay porn exclusively in his early carrer. I'm sure he was in high demand, based on his....ehem...."attributes!" I don't
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