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Monster Raving Loony Party: 2005 Manicfesto!  
User currently offlineSignalOne From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 1 month 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2466 times:

Hi there,

The "Monster Raving Loony Party" are a Party like Labour and Conservative.

Here is there 2005 Manicfesto, which is really funny, you should have a read here: http://www.omrlp.com/ The Manicfesto is highlighted about three quarters down the page!

I'll just remind that this Party is completely real, and you can vote for them I think!

Here's a selection of snippits!

"The Official Monster Raving Loony Party will not join the single European currency. We will invite all Europeans countries to JOIN THE POUND."

"Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class."

"We will replace the House of Lords with the House of Cards, to make it easier for the Government to deal with."

"4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer."

"We will set up an enquiry to find out why there’s a Polar bear on Fox’s Glacier mints."

"In future the National Anthem will be ‘Bring Me Sunshine’ as sung by Morecambe and Wise. It is quicker, more tuneful and people know the words."

Some of it is very funny   

What do you think?

Regards, Ryan   

[Edited 2005-04-22 20:41:00]

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User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19610 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (11 years 1 month 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2461 times:

LMAO Ryan. Like those ones.  Big grin

"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineAtco2b From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 1114 posts, RR: 6
Reply 2, posted (11 years 1 month 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 2448 times:

:D Lets hope they are elected!

Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 52
Reply 3, posted (11 years 1 month 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2420 times:

Of course, the Monster Raving Loony Party do have a genuine footnote in the history of British politics, not least by occasionally getting a councillor elected, but also because of the time they got more votes than the SDP in a by-election, thus finally finishing that party off.

She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineDazultra From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2003, 689 posts, RR: 38
Reply 4, posted (11 years 1 month 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2393 times:

The 99p coin is a fantastic idea  Silly

User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 8297 posts, RR: 17
Reply 5, posted (11 years 1 month 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2388 times:

Sensible policies for a better England....

User currently offlineTrident3 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2001, 1015 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (11 years 1 month 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2381 times:

It was also the MRLP who first proposed votes at 18 and all day pub licences, so watch out for what the mainstream parties have in their manifestos in 20 years time. Roll on Europe joining the pound!

"We are the warrior race-Tough men in the toughest sport." Brian Noble, Head Coach, Great Britain Rugby League.
User currently offlineGDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 13603 posts, RR: 76
Reply 7, posted (11 years 1 month 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2356 times:

I remember when the 'Loonies' were not the only ones taking the piss out of the election.
Anyone recall the count at Thatcher's seat in North London, (while she was still PM)?
One of the candidates was 'Lord Bucket-head' of the 'Gremloids' Party.
And there he was, amongst the candidates, including the PM, as the Returning Officer read out the number of votes cast and for whom, Lord Bucket-head. Complete with a bucket on his head.

User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 23
Reply 8, posted (11 years 1 month 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2355 times:

I wish I could vote OMRLP but they dont have a seat in my local area... LoL!

Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineSignalOne From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (11 years 1 month 3 days ago) and read 2351 times:

They have a seat in Sunderland Big grin

but, unfortunatly, I dont live there  Sad (Maybe in the Future)

They do in North Derbyshire, but I cannot vote as I am too young  laughing 

Cheers, Ryan

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