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User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 3787 times:

Which A.Net Member do you Resemble Most?



FLAIRPORT: What's your flight, baby?



KROC -- Refuses to testify against Jackson.



IHadaPheo: A Big bully



Bravo7E7: Pre-op, standing in a park



LHMARK: Sold his car for gas money



Usairwys757 -- Turn on: Dressing KROC in his diaper



CaptOveur: Dear Diary, next time, don't forget the lubricant.



GKirk: Animal Attraction



Skidmarks, Falcon84: Grumpy and Old

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User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3761 times:

Dude please just stop trying.

User currently offlineSenorcarnival From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3746 times:

So they all look like red x's?

User currently offlineLekohawk From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 159 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3744 times:

TheCoz... why are your threads always such let downs?


If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
User currently offlineMauriceB From Netherlands, joined Aug 2004, 2488 posts, RR: 25
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3737 times:

lol, theire funny Coz, well done...

User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13507 posts, RR: 62
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 3734 times:
Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

TheCoz: desperately trying to be funny and looking foolish in the process


"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
User currently offlineBRAVO7E7 From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 1840 posts, RR: 17
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days ago) and read 3695 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Thread starter):
Bravo7E7: Pre-op, standing in a park

ROFLAMO!
WTF?


User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 71
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 months 2 days ago) and read 3689 times:

That photo kind of looks like Gkirk.


One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineCatatonic From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 1155 posts, RR: 3
Reply 8, posted (9 years 3 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3665 times:

The Coz:



About as sexy as he is funny.

Regards,

The Cat.

[Edited 2005-04-23 14:28:52]


Equally Cursed and Blessed.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 months ago) and read 3542 times:



User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 3 months ago) and read 3534 times:

I look like that guy from Silence of the Lambs.

TheCoz, learn to stop making whole new threads. It makes your crappy jokes all that more obvious to see.


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 47
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3521 times:

Careful messing with TheCoz, he might sic his internet spider on you.


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 51
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 3517 times:




Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3491 times:

Damn, that was stupid... You can do better Coz.. Oh wait, no you can't. so give up.



User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3479 times:

Quoting LHMark (Reply 11):
Careful messing with TheCoz, he might sic his internet spider on you.

LOL LHMark, I can't beleive it. I accidentally deleted the d*mn thing this weekend! Now I have to start all over again!  banghead 

So for the next two weeks you're safe.  Silly

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 13):
so give up.

Nonsense!

Quoting Lekohawk (Reply 3):
TheCoz... why are your threads always such let downs?

Because your mom is a bovine.



User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3476 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 14):
Because your mom is a bovine.



User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 3453 times:



Considered:
"Best" or Premium Hot-Shot
Typical User:
Commercial Truckers, livestock haulers, hog producers, KROC's bovine mother
Circuitry Type:
Sealed, Transistorized
Main Features:
Top-Of-Line
High-power, big spark
Built for commercial use

I had to buy this cattle prod after she escaped and headed for Burger King. Boy, what an afternon that was!


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3449 times:



Coz... This picture of BN747 and Rsmith meeting for the first time is far better than that weak shit you keep bringing.. Just give it up, I can pull thinks out of my as that are more funny than that.


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3438 times:

I never thought it could be done, but Coz has actually made AA61hvy seem funny.

User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 47
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3425 times:

KROC doesn't even HAVE a mom. Just two dads and this:




"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 3405 times:

Quoting LHMark (Reply 19):
KROC doesn't even HAVE a mom. Just two dads and this:

Wow.. Those were the days, when you could make something real with a chem set.. like a baby or something explosive... The most dangerous thing they have now is vinegar and baking soda.


User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 56
Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3397 times:



Dang, being such a bully I can't help think there is something I should do, I know it has something to do with a special screen here on A.net but I guess I am not a "big" enough "bully" to remember what a true big bully would do.

IHAP

Plus my hair is shorter now



Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 3383 times:

Coz - Take a look at LHMark's post and witness how to KO someone. Damn.

User currently offlineTPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 20
Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 3330 times:

KROC---

I have to respect you.

If only becuase you are in Crapchester.



This is the Last Stop.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 3260 times:

TPASXM787---

I have to be jealous of you

if only because you are in a great town like Clearwater. Damn.


25 LHMark : So, TPASXZM787, how're them scientologists treating you Clearwater residents these days?
26 TPASXM787 : When I saw Rome in your bio I couldn't resist. I hate those bastards. They don't pay taxes, and they walk around downtown like a bunch of weirdos. I
27 Post contains images Pe@rson : Here's GKirk: I feel tired: Because of:
28 Post contains images Gkirk : Pe@rson:
29 KROC : Well done GKirk. Your boy missed bigtime.
30 Post contains images Srbmod : I think all of you got the wrong picture of TheCoz. I've always pictured him as a slow-witted nutjob:
31 Post contains links and images CaptOveur : Srbmod landed a direct hit on the Coz.. Might be time to pull the yellow and black handle big guy.
32 Post contains images TheCoz : LMAO, but I give Srbmod's comment a: vote, for lack of imagination.
33 Post contains images Srbmod : And keeping true to form, TheCoz once again: Not once, but twice:
34 Post contains images KROC : Don't forget these...
35 Post contains images NWADC9 : Coz, here's some posters for you that you might consider putting up in your box: Please, these jokes are starting to get even more lame. Go home!
36 Post contains images LHMark : Funny, I always pictured him like this:
37 Post contains images AA61Hvy :
38 Post contains images Srbmod : Can't be, because America's favorite pudding pitchman is known to be funny.
39 Captoveur : And he probably would have drugged Kaz by now and tried to slip her the puddin' pop
40 Post contains images TheCoz : Captoveur, you're a chemistry set.
41 CaptOveur : I'm speechless.. That is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever read in the history of Airliners.net.. And I read the political threads.
42 BRAVO7E7 : Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I moved to number two.
43 Post contains images TheCoz : Captoveur, this is you:
44 Post contains images Srbmod : TheCoz, rule #1, don't try to use someone else's burn in the same thread.
45 JpetekYXMD80 : I third. Wow, couldn't you come up with something original and not just copy LHMark?? The real question, however, is where you got all those nasty pi
46 Post contains images TheCoz : Srbmod, you're an erector set.
47 Post contains images Srbmod : Someone needs to archive this, as this is truly the dumbest thing ever said on A.net.
48 CaptOveur : You are still the dumbest member. That was just the dumbest thing I have ever read. And that even includes all of Rsmiths posts.
49 Post contains images Srbmod : Did your parents have any children that lived?
50 TheCoz : That doesn't matter, cause you're the one who crawled out of the abortion bucket.
51 Post contains images KROC : You gotta give Coz credit. He definitely doesn't know when to quit, but when he keeps coming up with the worst ever disses in A.net history then gets
52 Post contains images Srbmod : Which I why I posted the Pvt. Pyle pictures....... When they were handing out brains, he went home because he thought they said rain......[Edited 200
53 TheCoz : That doesn't make any sense. Wouldn't I have to have a brain in the first place to think they said rain?
54 DLKAPA : I'm gonna have to agree with Coz on that last one. He didn't have a brain, therefore he would not have seen or heard the announcement for brain distri
55 Srbmod : I figured I'd post a stupid one so Coz would understand it..............
56 LHMark : Um, could it be that, when they said "cerebellums," he thought they said "antebellum," and went to South Carolina? I know. It's a stretch.
57 TheCoz : I was there and heard the announcement okay, but Srbmod was in line in front of me. They slipped and dropped his brain on the floor. KROC's mom saw t
58 Post contains links Mdsh00 : go to www.ebaumsworld.com http://www.ebaumsworld.com/family.html http://www.ebaumsworld.com/family2.html Coz...give up. You're getting royally pwn3d.
59 TheCoz : You should really make a better practice of spell-checking your posts. No one likes poor spelling.
60 KiwiNanday : You don't know what pwn3d means? You need to get with the times, man!
61 TheCoz : 1 h4v3 n0 1d34 wh47 y0u 4r3 s4y1ng.
62 Post contains images KiwiNanday : R1gh7.... 5ur3 y0u d0
63 Post contains images TPASXM787 : Sorry Coz....
64 KROC : Seriously Coz. Worst diss attemps ever.
65 Srbmod : I admit I deserve a Piazza for my lame one, but unfortunately there aren't enough swing and a miss photos to cover every single one of The Coz misfire
66 DL021 : Oh, well, if we are resorting to "yo mama", then allow me to point out that Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is GRAVY! Wow...thats pretty bad...that
67 Jalto27R : I'd be willing to bet that if no one responded to this thread Coz would still be posting insults...to himself. Mike
68 Post contains images KROC : Well done Mike! Nothing better than when someone new comes out of nowhere to kick Coz in whats left of his package.
69 Post contains images TheCoz : Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a smashed mailbox.
70 Post contains images Srbmod : [Edited 2005-04-28 03:53:14]
71 Post contains images Ihadapheo : Since the "photo" of me in the thread starter was not the best photo of me I just thought I would post a better image of me, can anyone guess who the
72 Big777jet : Hmm, I don't know who is artist. Anybody, can you guess who draw that? Stuart
73 LHMARK : Probably TheCoz. He is, after all, a graphic designer.
74 Post contains images TheCoz : uh, this guy? You're half correct, LHMARK
75 Post contains images Big777jet : LMAO! TheCoz's reply. Stuart
76 Captoveur : Well, one person thinks TheCoz is funny. Maybe it is because they both rode the same bus to school? the one with only 4 rows of seats and an elevator
77 KROC : I'm thinking a complete dumbass was the artist. Coz - Do yourselfl a favor and stand down.
78 Post contains images Gkirk : Have to give props to TheCoz though. If he was a Frenchman like Sebolino he would have went running to Johan crying his eyes out by now Well done TheC
79 KROC : You do have a point GKirk. That is something.
80 Usairwys757 : He's pretty damn close. But at least he didnt pack up shop and run for higher ground.[Edited 2005-04-28 13:38:28]
81 Post contains images Gkirk : Yeah, but if he was French, that sentence would include "I surrender" wouldnt it?
82 Srbmod : I can think of someone else who might find it funny, but he has been permanently banned from here and a few other websites and lives in an arid part
83 Post contains images TheCoz : My short bus didn't have an elevator, you goober. What fun would that be? Fair enough
84 Post contains images Gkirk : TheCoz, my advice to you is bash the French. You can't lose there
85 NWADC9 : You didn't finish it Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're a smashed mailbox, Now beat it, you fool!
86 Post contains images TheCoz : That doesn't rhyme, welcome to the short bus, NWADC9.
87 Post contains images NWADC9 : Actually it does. The poem originally goes like this: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. Note that blue and you rhyme. R
88 Blackhawk144 : TheCoz, Everytime you think of something...you make us all stupider. Seriously...Some of you remember me a long while ago back when I was IloveBOI, g
89 Post contains images Big777jet : KROC- You got it. Yep, it was me. Stuart[Edited 2005-04-29 04:51:10]
90 Blackhawk144 : Big777Jet...Are you sure KROC was attacking you? It didn't really sound like it. Anthony
91 Post contains images TheCoz : Huh?
92 Ihadapheo : Uh, I somehow think everyone now knows who the "artist" is IHAP
93 KROC : Yes, I was attacking Stu. He knew it.
94 Post contains images Boeing7E7 : Just saw Coz's add in the paper. Thought I'd post it:
95 Post contains images Srbmod : And like clockwork, TheCoz suffers another beatdown:
96 Blackhawk144 : Okay, my bad... Oh my, Coz...you'd be crazy trying to insult us again...but feel free to...as I find this thread one of the funniest I've read in a l
97 Post contains images KROC : Here is a representation of Coz in this thread...fumbling while everyone piles on him.
98 Garnetpalmetto : Watch it there, KROC. The depiction of all those football players in tight pants may cause TheCoz to begin humping his computer monitor. Granted that
99 Post contains images TheCoz : Watch, I'm gonna throw the beat down on KROC again... Ha! nonsense! True, and I don't think my office co-workers, nor the IT department would appreci
100 KROC : Coz - You flat out suck. You suck more than your mother jokes you keep recycling from 3rd grade. Give it up or come with some fresh material.
101 Post contains images TheCoz : Ha Ha look how furious KROC is now.
102 KROC : Dude, I'm far from furious. More like disappointed. I want someone with some good smack to run to step in and join those of us that can throw stones a
103 September11 : hot! hot! hot! Especially Brett Favre's
104 Post contains images TPASXM787 : Coz, this kid could come up with better jokes than this, and he's never even been outside.
105 Post contains images ORFflyer : [quote=Jalto27R,reply=67][I'd be willing to bet that if no one responded to this thread Coz would still be posting insults...to himself.] But would he
106 TheCoz : Easy there KROC, you don't want to worsen your irritable bowel syndrome -- I'd hate to see you upset without a restroom nearby.
107 Post contains images KiwiNanday : Beat down? The only beatdown I see is KROC's of you! Give it up, man! Even I have better insults than you!
108 TheCoz : Perhaps, but you'll surrender at the drop of a hat.
109 Diamond : What is that thing in his lap .. a polygraph machine ????
110 KiwiNanday : Oh, is that so? You're an embarrassment to yourself, your family, and anyone else who knows you. Thats the drop of the hat, and I'm not backing down.
111 Garnetpalmetto : Kiwi - be careful of dropping things when you're in the vicinity of TheCoz. I'd certainly hate to see the a.net version of the Michael Jackson trial
112 Post contains images TheCoz : You're a tractor.
113 Post contains images KiwiNanday : Two Things: 1) 2) You included a picture of a buzz saw. Consider yourself BURNED![Edited 2005-04-29 21:55:24]
114 TheCoz : Don't you mean, flamed?
115 KiwiNanday : Nope. You got burned, plain and simple.
116 TheCoz : Then how does flamed and burned differ?
117 KiwiNanday : I view flamed as being insulted to a point where its almost inappropriate, while burned means you just got it bad.
118 TheCoz : So what you're saying then is that you want everyone to know you're homosexual?
119 Post contains images KiwiNanday : Where the F*%&ing hell did that come from? I think your train of thought just had a slight delay.
120 Srbmod : TheCoz's dumbass insults list so far: 1. CaptOveur A chemistry set. 2. srbmod An Erector set. 3. KiwiNanday A tractor. A dishonorable mention for thi
121 Post contains images KiwiNanday : EDIT: srb, don't forget 4. Jalto27R A smashed mailbox[Edited 2005-04-29 22:16:38]
122 ATCT : As a casual bystander to the constant insanity of this forum, Im just going to laugh at the countless pictures....other than that I have no comment lo
123 Srbmod : Whoopsie! The sad attempt at poetry threw me off.
124 Post contains images TheCoz : Hey Kiwi, did I get burned, or did I get flamed that time? I just got flamed by a guy who rides a motorscooter.    [Edited 2005-04-29 22:48:52]
125 Blackhawk144 : You are like a 3 year old throwing grains of sand at 9th grade bullys. Anthony
126 Post contains images TPASXM787 : Here it is. What you have all been waiting for. TheCoz!
127 TheCoz : Ouch, Kiwi looks like he's in a lot of pain!
128 Post contains images Srbmod : You going to insult John Wayne and Dean Martin?????? Hell, the biggest thing you've ridden is a tricycle. Or was it your girlfriend:
129 Post contains images NWADC9 : No fool, that's YOU!
130 Post contains images SSTjumbo : Coz against the world:
131 Post contains links Srbmod : I just found TheCoz's theme song: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php
132 Post contains images TPASXM787 : That is some funny shit.
133 Post contains images TheCoz : You're mad my girlfriend ate your little motorscooter, huh srbmod I can't help but think you've just deeply insulted 98% of A.net.
134 Srbmod : You're part of the 98%, so my work is done there.......
135 Post contains images TheCoz : I'd hardly call this work, scooter boy. Go out and pick up some chicks on your motorscooter. I hope someday a kid on a skateboard plows you onto the s
136 Post contains images Ihadapheo : You know it's bad when Stu's team stomps on the Coz IHAP
137 Post contains images NWADC9 : Wow, are you really THAT fat?
138 Post contains images OB1504 : IMHO, it's better to have your mom be this... ...than this... ...wouldn't you agree, TheCoz?
139 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : Well, I hear this guy is an a.nutter that has gone mad!!! Anyone know who he is??? Phyllis
140 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : I felt so bad for the guy, I decided to dress him up!!!! Does anyone recognize him??? Phyllis
141 Post contains images TPASXM787 : The Coz after this thread:
142 Post contains images Srbmod : Not burned enough. TheCoz has been burned so badly, that this is a more fitting aftermath photo:
143 Post contains images NWADC9 : Wow, Johan made a TheCoz smiley!
144 KiwiNanday : I think his silence means he threw in the white towel!
145 Captoveur : He threw something white, I just don't think it was a towel
146 Post contains images TheCoz : Nonsense bird boy! I've been out of town.
147 KiwiNanday : Oh, good! I was worried I would lose one of my sources of entertainment!
148 Post contains images NWADC9 : Retreating? Me too! What, his diaper?
149 Srbmod : He tried to find a town that would actually consider him funny. Even the folks who ride the short bus to school say he isn't funny. In fact, they wer
150 Post contains images SSTjumbo : Did I just find a picture of Coz? I think he's enemies with 99.98% of airliners.net!
151 Captoveur : I was thinking spooge
152 Post contains images TedTAce : For everyone on this thread, please!!! STOP THE INSANITY!!!!
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