TheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 3175 times:
Considered:
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Typical User:
Commercial Truckers, livestock haulers, hog producers, KROC's bovine mother
Circuitry Type:
Sealed, Transistorized
Main Features:
Top-Of-Line
High-power, big spark
Built for commercial use
I had to buy this cattle prod after she escaped and headed for Burger King. Boy, what an afternon that was!
CaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (8 years 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 3171 times:
Coz... This picture of BN747 and Rsmith meeting for the first time is far better than that weak shit you keep bringing.. Just give it up, I can pull thinks out of my as that are more funny than that.
CaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 20, posted (8 years 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 3127 times:
Quoting LHMark (Reply 19): KROC doesn't even HAVE a mom. Just two dads and this:
Wow.. Those were the days, when you could make something real with a chem set.. like a baby or something explosive... The most dangerous thing they have now is vinegar and baking soda.
Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59 Reply 21, posted (8 years 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 3119 times:
Dang, being such a bully I can't help think there is something I should do, I know it has something to do with a special screen here on A.net but I guess I am not a "big" enough "bully" to remember what a true big bully would do.
IHAP
Plus my hair is shorter now
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
TPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 22 Reply 23, posted (8 years 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 3052 times:
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 24, posted (8 years 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2982 times:
TPASXM787---
I have to be jealous of you
if only because you are in a great town like Clearwater. Damn.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
25 LHMark: So, TPASXZM787, how're them scientologists treating you Clearwater residents these days?
26 TPASXM787: When I saw Rome in your bio I couldn't resist. I hate those bastards. They don't pay taxes, and they walk around downtown like a bunch of weirdos. I
27 Pe@rson: Here's GKirk: I feel tired: Because of:
35 NWADC9: Coz, here's some posters for you that you might consider putting up in your box: Please, these jokes are starting to get even more lame. Go home!
36 LHMark: Funny, I always pictured him like this:
44 Srbmod: TheCoz, rule #1, don't try to use someone else's burn in the same thread.
45 JpetekYXMD80: I third. Wow, couldn't you come up with something original and not just copy LHMark?? The real question, however, is where you got all those nasty pi
47 Srbmod: Someone needs to archive this, as this is truly the dumbest thing ever said on A.net.
48 CaptOveur: You are still the dumbest member. That was just the dumbest thing I have ever read. And that even includes all of Rsmiths posts.
49 Srbmod: Did your parents have any children that lived?
50 TheCoz: That doesn't matter, cause you're the one who crawled out of the abortion bucket.
51 KROC: You gotta give Coz credit. He definitely doesn't know when to quit, but when he keeps coming up with the worst ever disses in A.net history then gets
52 Srbmod: Which I why I posted the Pvt. Pyle pictures....... When they were handing out brains, he went home because he thought they said rain......[Edited 200
53 TheCoz: That doesn't make any sense. Wouldn't I have to have a brain in the first place to think they said rain?
54 DLKAPA: I'm gonna have to agree with Coz on that last one. He didn't have a brain, therefore he would not have seen or heard the announcement for brain distri
55 Srbmod: I figured I'd post a stupid one so Coz would understand it..............
56 LHMark: Um, could it be that, when they said "cerebellums," he thought they said "antebellum," and went to South Carolina? I know. It's a stretch.
57 TheCoz: I was there and heard the announcement okay, but Srbmod was in line in front of me. They slipped and dropped his brain on the floor. KROC's mom saw t
58 Mdsh00: go to www.ebaumsworld.com http://www.ebaumsworld.com/family.html http://www.ebaumsworld.com/family2.html Coz...give up. You're getting royally pwn3d.
59 TheCoz: You should really make a better practice of spell-checking your posts. No one likes poor spelling.
60 KiwiNanday: You don't know what pwn3d means? You need to get with the times, man!
65 Srbmod: I admit I deserve a Piazza for my lame one, but unfortunately there aren't enough swing and a miss photos to cover every single one of The Coz misfire
66 DL021: Oh, well, if we are resorting to "yo mama", then allow me to point out that Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is GRAVY! Wow...thats pretty bad...that
67 Jalto27R: I'd be willing to bet that if no one responded to this thread Coz would still be posting insults...to himself. Mike
68 KROC: Well done Mike! Nothing better than when someone new comes out of nowhere to kick Coz in whats left of his package.
69 TheCoz: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a smashed mailbox.
71 Ihadapheo: Since the "photo" of me in the thread starter was not the best photo of me I just thought I would post a better image of me, can anyone guess who the
72 Big777jet: Hmm, I don't know who is artist. Anybody, can you guess who draw that? Stuart
73 LHMARK: Probably TheCoz. He is, after all, a graphic designer.
74 TheCoz: uh, this guy? You're half correct, LHMARK
76 Captoveur: Well, one person thinks TheCoz is funny. Maybe it is because they both rode the same bus to school? the one with only 4 rows of seats and an elevator
77 KROC: I'm thinking a complete dumbass was the artist. Coz - Do yourselfl a favor and stand down.
78 Gkirk: Have to give props to TheCoz though. If he was a Frenchman like Sebolino he would have went running to Johan crying his eyes out by now Well done TheC
79 KROC: You do have a point GKirk. That is something.
80 Usairwys757: He's pretty damn close. But at least he didnt pack up shop and run for higher ground.[Edited 2005-04-28 13:38:28]
81 Gkirk: Yeah, but if he was French, that sentence would include "I surrender" wouldnt it?
82 Srbmod: I can think of someone else who might find it funny, but he has been permanently banned from here and a few other websites and lives in an arid part
83 TheCoz: My short bus didn't have an elevator, you goober. What fun would that be? Fair enough
84 Gkirk: TheCoz, my advice to you is bash the French. You can't lose there
85 NWADC9: You didn't finish it Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're a smashed mailbox, Now beat it, you fool!
86 TheCoz: That doesn't rhyme, welcome to the short bus, NWADC9.
87 NWADC9: Actually it does. The poem originally goes like this: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. Note that blue and you rhyme. R
88 Blackhawk144: TheCoz, Everytime you think of something...you make us all stupider. Seriously...Some of you remember me a long while ago back when I was IloveBOI, g
89 Big777jet: KROC- You got it. Yep, it was me. Stuart[Edited 2005-04-29 04:51:10]
90 Blackhawk144: Big777Jet...Are you sure KROC was attacking you? It didn't really sound like it. Anthony
94 Boeing7E7: Just saw Coz's add in the paper. Thought I'd post it:
95 Srbmod: And like clockwork, TheCoz suffers another beatdown:
96 Blackhawk144: Okay, my bad... Oh my, Coz...you'd be crazy trying to insult us again...but feel free to...as I find this thread one of the funniest I've read in a l
97 KROC: Here is a representation of Coz in this thread...fumbling while everyone piles on him.
98 Garnetpalmetto: Watch it there, KROC. The depiction of all those football players in tight pants may cause TheCoz to begin humping his computer monitor. Granted that
99 TheCoz: Watch, I'm gonna throw the beat down on KROC again... Ha! nonsense! True, and I don't think my office co-workers, nor the IT department would appreci
100 KROC: Coz - You flat out suck. You suck more than your mother jokes you keep recycling from 3rd grade. Give it up or come with some fresh material.
102 KROC: Dude, I'm far from furious. More like disappointed. I want someone with some good smack to run to step in and join those of us that can throw stones a
103 September11: hot! hot! hot! Especially Brett Favre's
104 TPASXM787: Coz, this kid could come up with better jokes than this, and he's never even been outside.
105 ORFflyer: [quote=Jalto27R,reply=67][I'd be willing to bet that if no one responded to this thread Coz would still be posting insults...to himself.] But would he
106 TheCoz: Easy there KROC, you don't want to worsen your irritable bowel syndrome -- I'd hate to see you upset without a restroom nearby.
107 KiwiNanday: Beat down? The only beatdown I see is KROC's of you! Give it up, man! Even I have better insults than you!
108 TheCoz: Perhaps, but you'll surrender at the drop of a hat.
109 Diamond: What is that thing in his lap .. a polygraph machine ????
110 KiwiNanday: Oh, is that so? You're an embarrassment to yourself, your family, and anyone else who knows you. Thats the drop of the hat, and I'm not backing down.
111 Garnetpalmetto: Kiwi - be careful of dropping things when you're in the vicinity of TheCoz. I'd certainly hate to see the a.net version of the Michael Jackson trial
115 KiwiNanday: Nope. You got burned, plain and simple.
116 TheCoz: Then how does flamed and burned differ?
117 KiwiNanday: I view flamed as being insulted to a point where its almost inappropriate, while burned means you just got it bad.
118 TheCoz: So what you're saying then is that you want everyone to know you're homosexual?
119 KiwiNanday: Where the F*%&ing hell did that come from? I think your train of thought just had a slight delay.
120 Srbmod: TheCoz's dumbass insults list so far: 1. CaptOveur A chemistry set. 2. srbmod An Erector set. 3. KiwiNanday A tractor. A dishonorable mention for thi
122 ATCT: As a casual bystander to the constant insanity of this forum, Im just going to laugh at the countless pictures....other than that I have no comment lo
123 Srbmod: Whoopsie! The sad attempt at poetry threw me off.
124 TheCoz: Hey Kiwi, did I get burned, or did I get flamed that time? I just got flamed by a guy who rides a motorscooter. [Edited 2005-04-29 22:48:52]
125 Blackhawk144: You are like a 3 year old throwing grains of sand at 9th grade bullys. Anthony
126 TPASXM787: Here it is. What you have all been waiting for. TheCoz!
127 TheCoz: Ouch, Kiwi looks like he's in a lot of pain!
128 Srbmod: You going to insult John Wayne and Dean Martin?????? Hell, the biggest thing you've ridden is a tricycle. Or was it your girlfriend:
133 TheCoz: You're mad my girlfriend ate your little motorscooter, huh srbmod I can't help but think you've just deeply insulted 98% of A.net.
134 Srbmod: You're part of the 98%, so my work is done there.......
135 TheCoz: I'd hardly call this work, scooter boy. Go out and pick up some chicks on your motorscooter. I hope someday a kid on a skateboard plows you onto the s
136 Ihadapheo: You know it's bad when Stu's team stomps on the Coz IHAP
149 Srbmod: He tried to find a town that would actually consider him funny. Even the folks who ride the short bus to school say he isn't funny. In fact, they wer
150 SSTjumbo: Did I just find a picture of Coz? I think he's enemies with 99.98% of airliners.net!
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