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Present For My Arch-Republican Friend  
User currently offlineRJpieces From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1487 times:

I'm trying to find a gift for a friend who is an UBER Republican. Anybody have interesting ideas for Republican-like things to get her? For example, an Ann Coulter doll or something like that.

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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1480 times:

Perhaps a frontal lobotomy will do the trick.

Logan


User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13116 posts, RR: 12
Reply 2, posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1477 times:

Maybe get some campaign buttons or similar materials from past Republican Presidential Campaigns of Reagan, Bush 41 or Bush 43, or even Goldwater (1964) and Nixon (1968, 1972). You can probably find items on E-Bay, places that sell political collectables. I still have a George McGovern button from the 1972 Presidental race (first election I could vote in, as vote changed to 18 by then).

[Edited 2005-04-27 23:50:01]

User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4125 posts, RR: 8
Reply 3, posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1468 times:

Or you can get her a gag-gift like a book from Michael Moore or Farenheit 9/11.  Silly ...that is if she isn't too right wing to have a sense of humor.  Wink  stirthepot 


"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1463 times:

Or you could get her the complete Michael Moore collection on DVD. 

OK, Mdsh00 beat me to it, but seriously, I was typing this while he posted.

Seriously, does your gift have to be politically motivated? Last I checked, both conservatives and liberals, eat, drink, breathe, listen to music, and watch movies (just not the same ones).

Logan

[Edited 2005-04-27 23:59:38]

User currently offlineL410Turbolet From Czech Republic, joined May 2004, 5712 posts, RR: 18
Reply 5, posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1461 times:

Quoting RJpieces (Thread starter):
I'm trying to find a gift for a friend who is an UBER Republican.

Mein Kampf?


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1456 times:

Quoting L410Turbolet (Reply 5):
Mein Kampf?

Too liberal.


User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1454 times:

Two choices: A life time membership in the NRA

or

Arrange a dinner party with:

Anne Coulter
Rush Limbaugh
Bill Frist
Pat Buchanan
Pat Robertson
Bill O'Reilly
Chuck Heston
Ron Silver
Zell Miller

and

Al Franken



then leave the room fast!


User currently offlineJaysit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1444 times:

Rjp -- there is a store on 17th and L in DC I believe that sells political memorabilia of all stripes. You may want to check there.

Or else, give him/her a T-shirt that says "I'm an Uber Republican and my Gay Friend gave me this T-shirt."

Other than that, I loved all the previous responses. Great laughs for a Wed afternoon !


User currently offlineGalaxy5 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 2034 posts, RR: 24
Reply 9, posted (9 years 5 months 2 hours ago) and read 1434 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 1):
Perhaps a frontal lobotomy will do the trick.

Logan

Why, do you want to make her a Democrat.  Smile



"damn, I didnt know prince could Ball like that" - Charlie Murphy
User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4278 posts, RR: 52
Reply 10, posted (9 years 5 months 1 hour ago) and read 1407 times:

Quoting Galaxy5 (Reply 9):
Quoting Logan22L (Reply 1):
Perhaps a frontal lobotomy will do the trick.

Logan

Why, do you want to make her a Democrat.

Lol! That was a good one, Galaxy! If she is really into politics, check out the gift shops in Presidential museums. Got a great bumper sticker from the LBJ library in Austin from the Perot campaign "Re-elect Nobody!" Also found a "Women for Reagan" pin and quite a few other things from both sides of the aisle. Or write to a Representative or Senator from her state and ask for an American flag from her favorite Congressperson with a personalized message. A lot of people in Congress are happy to do that. There are lots of great books and other tidbits if you are trying to get a political gift. Otherwise I'd suggest the Pres. Bush II Bible  Smile

Texan



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User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 11, posted (9 years 5 months 1 hour ago) and read 1407 times:
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If you really want to get someone like that something they'll like go to the place Jaysit mentioned, or go to the Rush Limbaugh website and get the person a gift from there. Or Hannity or NewsMax, etc.

Quoting L410Turbolet (Reply 5):
Mein Kampf?

Nazi jokes are beneath you and too easy....work a little and come up with something funny. Sorry for being sensitive on a funny thread, but the Nazi references are too easily passed out. This from a conservative with Jewish ancestry.

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 6):
Too liberal.

see above.

Quoting Galaxy5 (Reply 9):
Quoting Logan22L (Reply 1):
Perhaps a frontal lobotomy will do the trick.

Logan

Why, do you want to make her a Democrat.

See? Now thats funny! Both parts, Logans and Galaxy's



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineAa757first From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3350 posts, RR: 7
Reply 12, posted (9 years 5 months ago) and read 1393 times:

For, my uncle we got a Barbie-doll sized Ronald Reagan doll, which speaks famous phrases. Maybe you should get on Froogle and check that out. He got a kick out of it.

AAndrew


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 5 months ago) and read 1378 times:

Quoting RJpieces (Thread starter):
Ann Coulter doll

A adult blow up Ann Coulter repeating 'Canada Sent Troops to Vietnam" ought to be a hoot.


User currently offlineKiwiNanday From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1371 times:

Business card for an abortion clinic should do the trick Big grin

User currently offlineSchoenorama From Spain, joined Apr 2001, 2440 posts, RR: 25
Reply 15, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1362 times:

Quoting RJpieces (Thread starter):
I'm trying to find a gift for a friend who is an UBER Republican. Anybody have interesting ideas for Republican-like things to get her? For example, an Ann Coulter doll or something like that.



or

(<--- particularly handy for your next date with her!  Wink)



Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 16, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1356 times:

A Bible tucked neatly into the front pocket of a fresh, new KKK uniform.


Blank.
User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26499 posts, RR: 75
Reply 17, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1344 times:

Quoting RJpieces (Thread starter):
I'm trying to find a gift for a friend who is an UBER Republican. Anybody have interesting ideas for Republican-like things to get her? For example, an Ann Coulter doll or something like that.

Perhaps made with that new German sex doll technology?

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 1):
Perhaps a frontal lobotomy will do the trick.

Can only help

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 6):
Quoting L410Turbolet (Reply 5):
Mein Kampf?

Too liberal.

As a liberal with Jewish ancestry  bigthumbsup 

Quoting Diamond (Reply 16):
A Bible tucked neatly into the front pocket of a fresh, new KKK uniform.

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 



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User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4897 posts, RR: 9
Reply 18, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1314 times:

Quoting DL021 (Reply 11):
go to the Rush Limbaugh website and get the person a gift from there

Like a membership to Rush 24/7 Wink



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User currently offlineN229NW From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 1952 posts, RR: 31
Reply 19, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1316 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 1):
Perhaps a frontal lobotomy will do the trick.

Yeah, but isn't it kind of thoughtless to get your friend a present she clearly already has?

[Edited 2005-04-28 05:59:33]


It's people like you what cause unrest!
User currently offlineMisbeehavin From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 914 posts, RR: 3
Reply 20, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1306 times:

Quoting RJpieces (Thread starter):
I'm trying to find a gift for a friend who is an UBER Republican. Anybody have interesting ideas for Republican-like things to get her? For example, an Ann Coulter doll or something like that.

How about going to one of those places that make little figurines of people? You could get one made of yourself and give it to her. That would be perfect!


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1278 times:

Quoting Texan (Reply 10):
Otherwise I'd suggest the Pres. Bush II Bible

It's not Bush II, It is George W. Christ.. Get it right.

Quoting KiwiNanday (Reply 14):
Business card for an abortion clinic should do the trick

I gave one of those to your parents before you were born, apparently they lost it.


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1275 times:

Hey RJPieces and Dl021: I don't think 410's mention of Mein Kampf was meant to be anything more than an example of extremely conservative (it's so conservative that is practically full circle and extremely liberal) crazy  literature, but I can't speak for him. I certainly made no association with Naziism and anyone's ethnic background (esp. RJ's, who I know is Jewish) when I responded. Sorry for any hurt feelings.

Logan


User currently offlineMelpax From Australia, joined Apr 2005, 1622 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1270 times:

What about a night at the Watergate hotel with some midnight break and enter included?

http://www.watergatehotel.com/  Smile



Essendon - Whatever it takes......
User currently offlineL410Turbolet From Czech Republic, joined May 2004, 5712 posts, RR: 18
Reply 24, posted (9 years 4 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1269 times:

There was certainly no ethnic/religious reference intended in my post in terms of Jews/Nazis etc..
Political one? You bet!


25 Post contains images DL021 : I don't know who's in more trouble with the big guy in charge for that one...you for saying it or me for laughing so hard...(and by "big guy" I of co
26 Post contains images NoUFO : How about a white elephant made of porcelain? Then there is Carlsberg's Elephant Beer as well as this Belgian beer with an elephant on its label.
27 Logan22L : How about a pink elephant? Logan
28 RJpieces : Hey all, thanks for all the hilarious responses! I didn't expect to get so many laughs out of this thread! I didn't take offense at all, so no worries
29 Post contains links and images Srbmod : http://www.talkingpresidents.com/index.shtml Or this: http://www.bushactionfigure.com/
30 OzarkD9S : Get her the biggest most powerful vibrator on Earth. Chances are her Republican boyfriend/husband/master will NEVER bring her to orgasm.
31 Post contains images DL021 : THats only for the Log Cabin Republicans....... Hey, just because yours doesn't take care of you don't paint us all with that brush......
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