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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 686 times:

Did you know that wife stands for :

W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - F***ing
E - Etc

Now, tell that to your missus and duck!!!!!!!!

Andy old 


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User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 1, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 684 times:

I just told that to your missus Andy,

She said I was great and that you'd better duck when you get home 

[Edited 2005-04-29 16:57:49]


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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 682 times:

You in New York then Cornish? Have a good time then. She doesn't charge as much for mates Big grinBig grin Big grin

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 680 times:

Hell, I'm in charge of laundry, and often do the dishes.

Why do you think other parts of our relationship go so well?   

[Edited 2005-04-29 16:56:23]

User currently offlineSeptember11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 675 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Thread starter):
W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - F***ing
E - Etc

 checkmark 



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User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 672 times:

I was told this by a Northern reprobate from Salford. It's one of those North/South differences. Male chauvanism, only they can't spell that up there Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 6, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 666 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 2):
You in New York then Cornish? Have a good time then.

She told you she was going to NYC...??!!

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 2):
She doesn't charge as much for mates :

She's paying me actually Big grin Big grin Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 7, posted (9 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 663 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
I was told this by a Northern reprobate from Salford

Whitehatter?



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