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Durex Or Ramses?  
User currently offlineC-GZWJ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (13 years 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1009 times:

After seeing all the "pepsi or coke, dell or HP, PC or MAC" polls I though I'll do my own.

So which one is your favorite condom? Durex or Ramses

Mine's Durex

Regards,
Zulu Wiskhy Juliet

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User currently offlineUA767-223 From United States of America, joined May 2001, 156 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (13 years 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 924 times:

Gotta go with the classic . . . Trojan

User currently offlineC-GZWJ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (13 years 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 920 times:

Yikes!!! Trojan smells like old garbage!!!

Regards,
Zulu Wiskhy Juliet


User currently offlineUA767-223 From United States of America, joined May 2001, 156 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (13 years 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 915 times:

Yeah, but the chicks dig it

User currently offlineC-GZWJ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (13 years 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 909 times:

haha good one! :-d

Regards,
Zulu Wiskhy Juliet


User currently offlineOH-LZA From Finland, joined Jun 2001, 1000 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (13 years 3 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 885 times:

I don't know because my first time is yet to come.

Save the TWFirst Volumes

Zulu Alpha


User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 6, posted (13 years 3 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 875 times:

Definately Trojan...More variety!



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineVirginA340 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 15 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (13 years 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 864 times:

TROJAN MAN...TROJAN MAN!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL Big grin


"FUIMUS"
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29791 posts, RR: 58
Reply 8, posted (13 years 3 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 860 times:

Funny none of the ladies on this forum have chimed in yet on this topic.....

C-GZWJ.....I don't even want to know what you are doing smelling the things.



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3221 posts, RR: 16
Reply 9, posted (13 years 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 847 times:

I like using the flavoured ones, like curry flavour or beer flavour. Adds a bit of variety, and it means I don't have to cook later.....


I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
User currently offlineLH423 From Canada, joined Jul 1999, 6501 posts, RR: 54
Reply 10, posted (13 years 3 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 828 times:

Hmmm, L-188, I think the more important question that needs to be asked is what Ryanb741 is doing tasting the suckers (no pun intended)  Big grin

I have to go with the majority that Trojan are the best...although they pretty much seem to be the same to me.

LH423



« On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux » Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7760 posts, RR: 16
Reply 11, posted (13 years 3 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 800 times:

Beyond Seven Plus... experience the Sheerlon Difference.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy (and yes there is a difference)


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineRealHigh From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1022 posts, RR: 15
Reply 12, posted (13 years 3 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 798 times:

I prefer guys who use Durex. They are super thin and is the closest to the real thing.

User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 13, posted (13 years 3 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 796 times:

DesertJets- What kinda condom is that?!?!?! I've never heard of such a thing!!!


Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3221 posts, RR: 16
Reply 14, posted (13 years 3 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 781 times:

They're all too small for me anyway  Big grin


I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 15, posted (13 years 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 774 times:

Just pull out prior to achieving shangri-la Big grin. Ryan, I thought you British blokes only had large ears, not large fuselage problems!


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineN-156F From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (13 years 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 769 times:

*Ahem*...nice discussion we're having here. I guess I have no choice but to throw in my joke.

Mr. Ed gets up early one day and decides to go for a walk. On the way, he's picked up by a condom manufacturing company and used for animal testing. But during the testing, a condom fuses to his...umm...you know, and the company sends him back to his barn.

The very next day, he meets a young female horse on nearby Troy Farm. He finds out her name is Helen, and asks her on a date. The two of them go galloping through the meadows together, and have the time of their lives.

That night, they go into Helen's barn loft, and begin making out. As they progress into a more intimate level, the owner of the farm walks into the barn, gasps at what he sees, then becomes incensed, storms back into the farmhouse, and gets Mr. Ed's owner on the phone.

"Now, Wilbur," he begins, "I know we haven't always been the best of friends. I also know that both of us want to put each other out of business, but this is low, even for you."

Wilbur, confused, replies, "What are you talking about, Troy?"

The Troy Farm's owner, now very angry, shouts back into the phone, "Listen, Wilbur, I want you to do two things for me. First, check Mr. Ed's stall. Then, come down here and GET YOUR DAMN TROJAN HORSE OUT OF MY BARN!"


User currently offlineTWFirst From Vatican City, joined Apr 2000, 6346 posts, RR: 52
Reply 17, posted (13 years 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 766 times:

"Reality" brand female condoms.


An unexamined life isn't worth living.
User currently offlineBombstar From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (13 years 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 751 times:

I tried tasting a strawberry flavoured condom but did not taste anything..... Am I doing something wrong?

User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 19, posted (13 years 3 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 731 times:

N-156F: Great joke  Laugh out loud
Bombstar: Sick Sick Sick (I just hope it had no lube or spermicide on it!)  Nuts

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineJiml1126 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (13 years 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 731 times:

Um, I don't know about Ramses Candom. I tried Trojan and Durex before.

Trojan is not bad to me, although I sometime gives Durex a try.


User currently offlineAA_717 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 51 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (13 years 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 704 times:

A chocolate bar rapper will do it for me.

User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (13 years 2 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 682 times:

The things people put as topics...

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