BMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 62 Posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2131 times:
I thought it about time we spoke out about a new 'craze' that is sweeping across Britain - The "Chav". They are slowly overrunning our town and city centres with their loutish behaviour.
I hate them all, they are a bunch of no good showoffs with bad taste in clothing, jewelry and attitude.
Pilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 3, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2107 times:
I cant stand them and hope this happens to them...
-They are walking don't he street in there so called "Gheto" or "Crew" and some normal person gang comes up to them and just starts laughing at them so they feel stupid ....
-They are driving (aka speeding) in there mega cool done up fiesta and some old person in a Rover takes over them no problem....
- They all get chucked out of a pub for Trying to get served even if they are over the age of 18...
- a slag chav showing off her un-attractive pierced belly button gets mistaken of being pregnant when she actually is..
- A Top fashionist claims and shows evidence that "Burrbery" Is really a scottish kilt been dipped in bleach and was created by accident...
Mdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4101 posts, RR: 9 Reply 5, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2095 times:
I've never seen one but from what it looks like, I think they would do just fine in South Central LA .
"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
BMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 62 Reply 6, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2095 times:
Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 3): A Top fashionist claims and shows evidence that "Burrbery" Is really a scottish kilt been dipped in bleach and was created by accident...
Newark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 33 Reply 8, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2082 times:
I still have no idea what a "Chav" is. I looked at that site, and every time I think I know what it is, I see someone who is a Chav that doesn't fit in. Oh well, I guess it's just a British thing.
PA110 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 1952 posts, RR: 26 Reply 11, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2065 times:
Gkirk,
I think the American version would be a cross between followers of Eminem and Paris Hilton. They're sometimes refered to as "Wiggahs" cuz they wannabe
Paul From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 374 posts, RR: 4 Reply 14, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2049 times:
A chav is the scum of the earth. They are low life pieces of s**t and they should be put into the army to beat some bloody respect and discipline into them.
I hate all chavs, I wish they would sod off and die. I have been in a number of fights with chavs, although I never start them I just protect myself. They lose every time, they should know not to pick on a 6ft 4inch, 100kilo rugby player with a short temper. If we got rid of those fake Burberry wearing bastards then England would be a great, proud nation like it used to be during and before the war.
The Chav's are mostly seen on benches outside sports centres, bowling alleys and in towns. They originate from Council Estates and terrorise the respectable people that live on those estates and the middle classes.
Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74 Reply 15, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 2049 times:
Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 3): They are driving (aka speeding) in there mega cool done up fiesta and some old person in a Rover takes over them no problem....
We did something like that today. M60, 40mph speed restriction near the airport. A Chavmobile with a chavette driving it was right up our backside but we wanted to piss her off so didn't move over.
Anyway, national speed limit sign appears, boom bye bye. Dam, you could just see her jaw drop. It took her over 5 mins to get back past us. Polo VS a 5 series. Piss off luv.
Oh and Kaz, yea I just got confused before. Muhaha.
Pilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 17, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 2030 times:
Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 16): We did something like that today. M60, 40mph speed restriction near the airport. A Chavmobile with a chavette driving it was right up our backside but we wanted to piss her off so didn't move over.
Anyway, national speed limit sign appears, boom bye bye. Dam, you could just see her jaw drop. It took her over 5 mins to get back past us. Polo VS a 5 series. Piss off luv.
*claps*
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 15): Oh and Kaz, yea I just got confused before. Muhaha.
Atco2b From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 1114 posts, RR: 8 Reply 24, posted (8 years 1 month 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1961 times:
What do Chavs and Slinky-springs have in common?
They both are completely pointless and look bloody funny when pushed down a flight of stairs
Tom
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
25 Dazultra: Haha, check out this site dedicated to taking the piss out of chav-mobiles: http://www.barryboys.co.uk
26 Gman94: You must be joking have them be part of the finest army in the world, it would turn into a laughing stock. I have a simple solution, take all passpor
27 Pe@rson: Don't think Skidmarks, who has retired in the Isle of Man, would be at all happy with your suggestion. I, however, think it's a great idea!
28 LTBEWR: These 'mutants' were the subject of a thread about a month ago. It seems these 'chavs' and their related 'larger louts' and general thugs seem to have
29 Alcregular: Oh what joy, we have the biggest chavette in the UK living not 20 miles from me, QUEEN ASBO Meet Kerry McLaughlin ..she's a foul-mouthed violent teena
30 Logan22L: I suppose I would rethink my position on the death penalty when it comes to Chavs. Logan
31 Orion737: They are a nusiance but some of them are rather tasty looking lads in their trackies and Burberry caps! Feel a micture of loathing and lust when I see
32 Backfire: For God's sake, why doesn't someone just take her round the back of a disused building and beat the living sh*t out of her, preferably with a 3ft len
33 British767: How is a slinky and a chav related? They are both pointless and fun to watch fall down stairs.
34 Senorcarnival: For a real good time, check out the "Chav of the month" pix. Oh man...get a load of this ho-bag: http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_i
35 LTBEWR: That pic of the 'chavette' who is pregant, and drinking a beer is sick and sad. In the USA, her beheavor - drinking while pregant - could get her jail
36 Planespotterx: I wouldnt worry about the Chavs, its just a "phase", evolution puts the intelligent and stronger first, these chavs will soon die out from their own s
37 Titch: Hell yes - I'll second that. The sooner these worthless pieces of sh*t are removed from society, the better off we'll all be. Death to all Chavs! Tit
38 SQNo1: What do I think of them? Bastards Bastards & guess what Bastards! It why we have benefits in this country and why we are paying extortinate taxes. Im
40 Aloges: Oh how I wish they were... Those people have been all over the place in Germany for quite some time; proving once more that my country is best at set
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