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Scariest Words In The English Language?  
User currently offlineCanadianNorth From Canada, joined Aug 2002, 3389 posts, RR: 9
Posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 3084 times:

My vote goes for one simple sentence...

"no brakes! no brakes!"


Yer votes?



CanadianNorth


What could possibly go wrong?
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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 3080 times:

Will you Marry Me? I do?

 rotfl 


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20322 posts, RR: 63
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 3070 times:

Indictment. Inoperable.

Any other words are okay.



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 42
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 3060 times:

"Go toward the light..."

User currently offlinePacificWestern From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 3054 times:

polyester, turnips, and no

User currently offlineMUWarriors From United States of America, joined May 2005, 291 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 3053 times:

Anything that starts "We need to talk," especially if its followed by "I am three weeks late this month."

User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 42
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 3051 times:

Quoting MUWarriors (Reply 5):
"I am three weeks late this month."

 faint 


User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7110 posts, RR: 13
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3023 times:

Seepage. More disgusting than scary though.

User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 3000 times:

Tax, bill, cost, no - all these are nasty words and should be struck off!!

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31660 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2990 times:

BOOO!
Usually when used surprisingly causes fear in others.
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2979 times:

"Date expired Jan 4th 1978."

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineCirrostratus From Italy, joined May 2005, 27 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2979 times:

Spider. Or, woah look at the size of that spider on the wall/ two feet from your face/ by your foot/ on your shoulder/ etc.

User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3173 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days ago) and read 2955 times:

YOUR FIRED!

Another one; when the doctor says "I am afraid I got some bad news for you"



Why fly non stop when you can connect
User currently offlineMatt27 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2936 times:

Non-alcoholic  bigthumbsup 

User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7401 posts, RR: 51
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2917 times:
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I think these would qualify
-"I lied about the pill",
-"How do you think it's going?"
-"I'm not really 18"



Made from jets!
User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7110 posts, RR: 13
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2910 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 14):
"I'm not really 18"

"I'm not actually 16" would be scarier.


User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7401 posts, RR: 51
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2908 times:
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Depending on what your laws state as the legal age. Here in the US, it's 18.


Made from jets!
User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3801 posts, RR: 51
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2904 times:

Dows that mean the legal age in NZ is 16? That's hot stuff, man...


All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7110 posts, RR: 13
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2904 times:

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 17):
Dows that mean the legal age in NZ is 16? That's hot stuff, man...

For consenting sex it is 16, for alcohol,cigarettes,pokie machines,hiring prostitutes it is 18, 20 for gambling in a Casino.


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 2882 times:

Quoting Matt27 (Reply 13):
Non-alcoholic

I agree, a really scary word. Big grin

Patrick


User currently offlineYhmfan From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 607 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 2873 times:

"How do I look in this dress?"

Gulp!!



If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8439 posts, RR: 9
Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2858 times:

"Honey I'm pregant"



User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 2843 times:

Anal leakage
Please, have seat
THe Flight has been over-booked
Any volunteers
I can't find my passport



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5122 posts, RR: 34
Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2834 times:

Scariest words:

work
homework
lecture
exam

They all scare the hell outta me!



That'll teach you
User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 4973 posts, RR: 21
Reply 24, posted (9 years 2 months 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2834 times:

"Is it in yet?"

"Hello, this is the IRS."

"This is not a sales call."



Next Up: STL-LGA-RIC-ATL-STL
25 Post contains links Andersnilsson : "some assembly required." "updated wedding budget." http://texthepontificator.blogspot.c...ree-scariest-words-in-english.html Anders[Edited 2005-05-07
26 AndersNilsson : "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you." Anders
27 Catatonic : Medical: Malignant Fungating Metastasis Tumour Terminal Non Medical Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Morning
28 Lfutia : LOFL!
29 Post contains images TWAMD-80 : That sounds a bit like the FAA. TW
30 Sacflyer : Anything involving the word "error" on a blue computer screen.
31 ConcordeBoy : Not always. Some USA states/counties/parishes have it at 17, others 16... and one, 14 (the latter however, requiring parental consent as well). If yo
32 KaiGywer : Minnesota is 16, unless specified below. Per M.S. 609.344: 609.344 Criminal sexual conduct in the third degree. Subdivision 1. Crime defined. A perso
33 Post contains images Captaingomes : Ya know what I find scary? Stories involving "person A" and "person B" Just poking some fun at you CN!
34 Catatonic : Vagina Signed, Pe@rson.
35 Salso : orange agent (Something that leaks from one's body, I believe) diarrhoea (Is it spelled like this?) "I need to talk to you!" (When mom says it) "Someo
36 KiwiNanday : I'm guessing you don't mean Agent Orange, the deforestation chemical used in Viet Nam.
37 Salso : Nope. A while ago I had to translate a text from English into Slovenian and came over "orange agent". I know it's some kind of a body leakage (I coul
38 CORULEZ05 : "work" "I don't think we should be together anymore" "I'm with someone else" "we should just be friends" "no"-especially when coming from my parents,
39 TedTAce : These two remind me of when my wife told me about our first child. THANK GOD I have never heard this!!! New Zealand eh? Hummm.... any good immigratio
40 ACDC8 : " Oh, don't worry. It's not the size that matters! "
41 Post contains links Aerorobnz : www.immigration.govt.nz Immigration is the buzz word here right now, considering somehow the Immigration service let the Iraqi ex Minister of Agricul
42 Post contains images Jetjack74 : Ok, I stand corrected. Thanks for the clarification. So now that draws this question. When you see those websites touting, "barely legal", is that de
43 Adam : "I'm really a man" Adam
44 Jetjack74 : If it got far enough, words wouldn't be needed.
45 Yyz717 : on water: foul. 720, protest, on course side. on land: "I'm late", cancer, you're DSQ.
46 2H4 : I'm surprised nobody's mentioned "Bush" yet. 2H4
47 CURLYHEADBOY : "Can I use your car honey?" "First of all, have a seat" Dentist Loan Bald spot Leakage
48 Post contains images TedTAce : I just saw a C-130 with a MOAB on it's way!!! Thanks for the links, looks very nice, and honestly I hope to never HAVE to use them, but the way thing
49 ConcordeBoy : If the server is publically accessible by anywhere in the nation that's outside of that state/county/parish... then no, it has to be 18.
50 UALPHLCS : Phrase: "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." Word: Liberal
51 StevenUhl777 : "Oh, looks you're on the no-fly list, sir!" "The chemistry just isn't there...can we be friends, though? "Mortgage payment? We never received it, sir.
52 Post contains images NWADC9 : 1) SCHOOL 2) KERRY 3) What he said. 4) "CHRISTOPHER!?!??!?!?!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"[parent angry tone] 5) ER 6) Needles 7) IV 8) Shots 9) Vaci
53 Ihadapheo : We are resetting your post count to 0 This won't hurt a bit This ain't Lucky Lager Kajagoogoo is the opening act?? IHAP
54 ShyFlyer : FLAIRPORT Signed, Women
55 Sydscott : Scariest - "It'll all be over soon." "There, that wasn't so bad was it??" "The doctor will need to perform a colonoscopy." "The dentist will have to r
56 Post contains images ShyFlyer : That's a long way to go to pull a tooth!
57 Ihadapheo : A colonoscopy isn't that bad, just ask for a bit of extra Versed and you won't remember a thing. Oh back to the topic "that wasn't ginger ale" or "An
58 Airlinerfreak : Canada.......................
59 Pilot kaz : "Is your essay done?" - err what essay? "Exams are coming up sooner than you think" "Im afraid its bad news" "bus fares have been raised the fare is n
60 Gkirk : "When are Northwest going to retire their DC-9s?"
61 Alessandro : Carcass is my vote...
62 Oly720man : "It's triplets" "errrr.. do you know that nice camera of yours..... " "I was using the computer and...."
63 BA380 : "you have a confirmed booking in economy class"
64 Wietse : "You can't take photos here"
65 WhiteHatter : "Conservative majority" "I'm pregnant, it's yours" "I bumped your car" or from the bank manager "please make an appointment"
66 Gkirk : You find that scary? Why?
67 Kieron747 : Scariest words eh?.. Oh, I know! "You have the right to remain silent" Signed, FLAIRPORT
68 Post contains images Falcon84 : YOU SAID STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!! Medical: "oops" Non-Medical: "Constitution to be amended so Bush can seek 3rd term"
69 Post contains images Cornish : Not as scary as when your agent says "The only flight we could get you was with Ryanair"
70 Post contains images Monteycarlos : LOL! Indeed very scary! I need to get out while I can! HAHA! Oddly enough I would be scared if I heard her say "I'm actually 16" And why is that scar
71 Post contains images BCNGRO : "I am afraid, you will also have to check in this suitcase, sir" Well that is actually scarier.
72 LO231 : "Michael Jackson" LO231
73 Post contains images DL021 : For most of A.nets teenage Americans... "Greetings from the President of the United States of America......." For the rest of us.... "Greetings from t
74 WhiteHatter : Scariest words for any Briton... "welcome to Australia"
75 Post contains images Scbriml : When your doctor/dentist/chiropractor/gynecologist/proctologist says "This may sting a little!"
76 Mexicana757 : "I lost my wallet" "your flight has been canceled"
77 SRQCrosscheck : for Law & Order junkies: "We'd like to take you down to the precinct for some questions"; "We find the defendant [dramatic pause] guilty." when the ca
78 BA380 : I'll tell you why "you have a confirmed reservation in economy class" scares me because I much prefer the words: "I see you checked in online already
79 Post contains images Solnabo : Ann Coulter Micke//SE
80 Post contains images Gkirk : Airbus A380 Signed, Solnabo
81 Post contains images Solnabo : Boeing 787-9 Signed Gkirk
82 JGPH1A : "Your Jobseekers Allowance has expired, Mr. Kirk. You'll have to find a job" Signed Gkirk.
83 Gkirk : You are barred from all McDonalds restaurants world wide Signed, JGPH1A
84 Andz : Inside a fortune cookie: "That wasn't chicken"
85 Willo : Some of these are specifically British "Organic" Low fat Gatso Politically correct Liverpool P45 (as in "we are looking at cutting costs") Espadrille
86 Ctbarnes : For Airline execs: One of our planes just crashed. For clergy: An alligation of abuse has been made against you. For airline passengers: Your name has
87 Greyhound : Depending on who you ask: "Hi, my name is George Bush."
88 L.1011 : Not true. Actual ages of consent: Women 14/Men 16: Iowa, South Carolina Women 14/Men 17: Missouri Women 15/Men 17: Colorado 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arka
89 Post contains images VictorTango : "We need to split. But we can be friends." I hate to hear that Olly
90 Post contains images NWADC9 : So a girl could have sex legally at age 14 in those two states?
91 MKEdude : "Ladies and gentlemen, President George W. Bush"
92 TriStarEnvy : For me..... Teen Years......Fail...geek...pregnant...homework....speeding ticket.....pop quiz......dumped 20's and 30's.........Fired.....communicable
93 Dvk : "smegma" "compassionate conservatism" "nucular"
94 Mexicana757 : How about " Low Fat" and " Sugar Free." Homer SImpson would have a heart attack if he heard these words.
95 Petertenthije : mother in law
96 Greyhound : What about : "You're just like a brother to me."
97 Dvk : "I CARE for you very much." Translation: I don't love you.
98 Post contains images MKEdude : Another From a pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen we have just reached our cruising altitude of...Oh sh**!!! And, since nobody has been immature enough to w
99 VictorTango : LOL! Can't get worse than that!!! Hasn't happened to me though. Thank God for small mercies. Olly
100 Iowaman : I think its the other way around.
101 NWA : "We need to talk" - It doesn't get much worse than that....
102 Post contains images MTChemNerd757 : Being adamantly opposed to the english language, some words I find most scary in the language are ones dealing with the language itself.... "English L
103 Post contains images CORULEZ05 : Don't have to worry about that one... ....heard it about 8 months ago and to this day, still am struggling with it... Of course, how could I have for
104 Brettbrett21 : I think we should take a break Do you have any ID? Welcome to Wales Coursework Im on my period
105 Confuscius : Not words but three letters.... PMS
106 TrappedInMKG : The actual quote is, "All of life's big problems involve the words 'indictment' or 'inoperable'. All the rest is just small stuff."
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