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Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)  
User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12241 posts, RR: 35
Posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 3528 times:
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Just sitting here listening to Larry the Cable Guy doing a joke on Hooters Air.

One of his good lines, "I got 8,000 frequent boner miles already. That's a good airline."
Another one: "Them flight waitresses aren't too smart though. I asked one if I could see the cockpit, she pulled her shorts down. The idiot next to me goes, is that the black box they're always talking about right there?"

Not verbatim, but pretty close to what he said.

He also cracks at CO and says they have flight attendants so ugly his wiener went in and out his rear end.

And, of course, he has to crack at the TSA. He said he went through the security wearing nothing but Speedos, and they still accused him of trying to bring a pocketknife.


Great CD!  Smile


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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 3518 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
He also cracks at CO and says they have flight attendants so ugly his wiener went in and out his rear end.

He's said the same thing about NW's flight attendants, and added "They looked like the Oak Ridge Boys with titties!"


User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12241 posts, RR: 35
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 3513 times:
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Srbmod, he must tailor them a little depending on where he is. This show was taped in Houston I believe, so it would make sense to slam on CO  Smile


PS! I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.



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User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5385 posts, RR: 53
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 3511 times:

And for those a.netters not in the know as to what The Oak Ridge Boys look like...




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User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 3459 times:
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User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 3413 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
I asked one if I could see the cockpit, she pulled her shorts down.

 bigthumbsup 

Thom@s



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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 3390 times:

Man I was hoping to see some hooters in an (R) rated posting ....  Sad

User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12241 posts, RR: 35
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 3347 times:
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Sorry to disappoint you Ted  Wink


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User currently offlineGreyhound From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1026 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 3278 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
"I got 8,000 frequent boner miles already. That's a good airline."
Another one: "Them flight waitresses aren't too smart though. I asked one if I could see the cockpit, she pulled her shorts down. The idiot next to me goes, is that the black box they're always talking about right there?"

Lord I apologize for that one. Be with the pygmies of New Guinea, amen.



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User currently offlineMika From Sweden, joined Jul 2000, 2880 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 months 2 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 3229 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 6):
Man I was hoping to see some hooters in an (R) rated posting ....

Amen. So was i!


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