OYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 73 posts, RR: 20 Posted (6 years 9 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 896 times:
I think the Topic name says it self..
Have you ever tried cow tipping and if you have how did the cow react? I have tried it myself once. But I stopped after I heard that a cow actually can die from shock if you tip them while the are sleeping.
TedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 5, posted (6 years 9 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 885 times:
Quoting Gkirk (Reply 1): I aint even going to ask...
Yes, we know what you do with Goats it not quite as 'amusing'...
Essentially in CASE someone doesn't know for real.. cow tipping is the 'art' of walking up to a cow while it's sleeping (standing up), and pushing it onto it's side. I have never done it, but I would love to so I could admit I have!!
FlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 10, posted (6 years 9 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 849 times:
On the subject of bovine abuse…
This website that tells tales of ‘419 scam-baiting’ – you know, they bait those e-mails from Africa supposedly about millions asking for your bank info – I believe one of the scam baiters is a regular user here.
Anyway, there is the Church of the Holy Cow. One of the ‘supposedly scammed’ enters a cow’s vagina.
I quote: “Apparently, the reverend took your donation money and hid it away inside a cows vagina (I am told they are very capacious).â€
TedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 11, posted (6 years 9 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 821 times:
Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 10): “Apparently, the reverend took your donation money and hid it away inside a cows vagina (I am told they are very capacious).â€
Cows sleep standing up. It's possible to push a sleeping cow onto its side if you give it a good shove after a running start. The problem is that cows don't much like being pushed over while in lullabye land; they wake up very quickly and will try to trample the people who pushed them over. So as soon as you push over a cow you have to make a quick dash for the fence.
"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
CORULEZ05 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 14, posted (6 years 9 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 793 times:
Quoting PROSA (Reply 13): Cows sleep standing up. It's possible to push a sleeping cow onto its side if you give it a good shove after a running start. The problem is that cows don't much like being pushed over while in lullabye land; they wake up very quickly and will try to trample the people who pushed them over. So as soon as you push over a cow you have to make a quick dash for the fence.
OMG!!!!!!! That is sooooooooooooooooo mean. While it must be a hilarious site, it is very very mean...lol
Thanks for the info PROSA. Especially because I didn't know cows slept standing up...news to me.
LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 11471 posts, RR: 8 Reply 21, posted (6 years 9 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 695 times:
Isn't there usually a connection between cow tipping and 1) immaturity and/ or 2) intoxitation ?
I never done it, and to me it is a cruel act against an innocent animal. How would you like it (or not!) if someone threw you out of your bed when you are asleep?
Besides, if you tip a cow, you may wake up the owner of it/them and could end up with a load of buckshot in your ass.
AirWillie6475 From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2448 posts, RR: 2 Reply 24, posted (6 years 9 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 658 times:
If the cow actually manages to trample you after it being tipped, sucks for you and I would give the cow a lot of respect.
25 BristolFlyer: I tried it one time whilst at school and the cows were either asleep lying down or awake and stood up. Neither of which provided much entertainment,
26 Allstarflyer: Interesting that GKirk was the 1st to respond, perhaps to head off any incongruous comparisons . . . Back at summer camp, the guys would joke about co
27 KaiGywer: Hey, I do We didn't have that one, but we had the matchbox car (10 rounds around the round about), acorn (sex in the woods), and lots of others
29 OYRJA: This is true.. But RJ100 and Joge can explain which part of Denmark that I'm from and therefor the cowtipping
30 Saintsman: " target=_blank>http://em-ntserver.unl.edu/Mechanics...g.htm Someone worked it out that it was impossible? Get a life for gods sake
31 MTChemNerd757: It appeared this was an example used in a physics class... Funny as all hell, though. FYI, I live in Montana....we have a lot of cows here. Although
32 Thom@s: The most challenging we had was around a lightpost 20 times as fast as possible, and them drink an entire carton of sour milk (kefir melk) afterwards
33 Tom in NO: We're not into tipping cattle.....we limit ourselves to tipping cars. Sincerely, Lakers and Pistons fans
34 TedTAce: umm no they proved it possible... if you would have BOTHERED...
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