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User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1425 times:

I think the Topic name says it self..
Have you ever tried cow tipping and if you have how did the cow react? I have tried it myself once. But I stopped after I heard that a cow actually can die from shock if you tip them while the are sleeping.

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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1422 times:

I aint even going to ask...


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1422 times:

Hey TheCoz - Spare us from your impending HORRIBLE 'joke' about someone's mom.

User currently offlineAtco2b From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2005, 1114 posts, RR: 7
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1420 times:

Lol Big grin

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?video=Fainting-Goats



Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
User currently offlineDABZF From Germany, joined Mar 2004, 1200 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1414 times:

Now he's gone too far... OYRJAAAAAA come back!

[Edited 2005-05-12 15:14:22]


I like driving backwards in the fog cause it doesn't remind me of anything - Chris Cornell
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1414 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 1):
I aint even going to ask...

Yes, we know what you do with Goats it not quite as 'amusing'...

Essentially in CASE someone doesn't know for real.. cow tipping is the 'art' of walking up to a cow while it's sleeping (standing up), and pushing it onto it's side. I have never done it, but I would love to so I could admit I have!!


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day ago) and read 1409 times:

Never more than 10%, unless they're really nice.

User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day ago) and read 1398 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 6):
Never more than 10%, unless they're really nice.

(Tongue in cheek) You Cheap Bastard!!!


User currently offlineDIJKKIJK From France, joined Jul 2003, 1780 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day ago) and read 1398 times:

Quoting OYRJA (Thread starter):
But I stopped after I heard that a cow actually can die from shock if you tip them while the are sleeping.

If that cow has horns, you'll be the one dying of shock.



Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day ago) and read 1396 times:

This is NOT a good example of cow tipping, but it's funny...

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Cow-Hump


User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 1 day ago) and read 1378 times:

On the subject of bovine abuse…

This website that tells tales of ‘419 scam-baiting’ – you know, they bait those e-mails from Africa supposedly about millions asking for your bank info – I believe one of the scam baiters is a regular user here.

Anyway, there is the Church of the Holy Cow. One of the ‘supposedly scammed’ enters a cow’s vagina.

I quote: “Apparently, the reverend took your donation money and hid it away inside a cows vagina (I am told they are very capacious).”

And the rest of the story here…

http://www.419eater.com/html/moses_hand.htm


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 23 hours ago) and read 1350 times:

Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 10):
“Apparently, the reverend took your donation money and hid it away inside a cows vagina (I am told they are very capacious).”

ROFLAMO!!!


User currently offlineCORULEZ05 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 22 hours ago) and read 1333 times:

What exactly involves cow tipping?

User currently offlinePROSA From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5625 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 22 hours ago) and read 1327 times:

Quoting CORULEZ05 (Reply 12):
What exactly involves cow tipping?

Cows sleep standing up. It's possible to push a sleeping cow onto its side if you give it a good shove after a running start. The problem is that cows don't much like being pushed over while in lullabye land; they wake up very quickly and will try to trample the people who pushed them over. So as soon as you push over a cow you have to make a quick dash for the fence.



"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
User currently offlineCORULEZ05 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 22 hours ago) and read 1322 times:

Quoting PROSA (Reply 13):
Cows sleep standing up. It's possible to push a sleeping cow onto its side if you give it a good shove after a running start. The problem is that cows don't much like being pushed over while in lullabye land; they wake up very quickly and will try to trample the people who pushed them over. So as soon as you push over a cow you have to make a quick dash for the fence.

OMG!!!!!!! That is sooooooooooooooooo mean. While it must be a hilarious site, it is very very mean...lol

Thanks for the info PROSA. Especially because I didn't know cows slept standing up...news to me.

Quoting OYRJA (Thread starter):
I have tried it myself once.

You are going to hell for that!!!!!! Just kidding...glad you stopped doing it.


User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 21 hours ago) and read 1314 times:

Cow tipping is a blast, just remember to push from the side. It is more fun from behind but the cow never goes over.

Signed,
The Texas A&M Alumni Assoc.


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 21 hours ago) and read 1303 times:

Quoting CORULEZ05 (Reply 12):
What exactly involves cow tipping?

Didn't I cover this in reply 5?
I guess I didn't embellish enough on it...

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
The Texas A&M Alumni Assoc.

Humm things are starting to come in to focus now  scratchchin 


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 20 hours ago) and read 1274 times:

It was a russeknute a few years back. (Nobody here knows what a russeknute is, but I thought I'd mention it.  Smile

Haven't tried it myself though.

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineCORULEZ05 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 20 hours ago) and read 1270 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 16):
I guess I didn't embellish enough on it...

PROSA explained it but much better and more detailed...I will say I didn't see your post so that is why I asked...


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 19 hours ago) and read 1253 times:

Quoting PROSA (Reply 13):
Cows sleep standing up

Cows sleep lying down too.

BaylorAirBear



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineBananaBoY From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2004, 1572 posts, RR: 23
Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 18 hours ago) and read 1234 times:

I have been cow tipping in Wales.  box   bouncy 

Good fun. Not that there are many fun alternatives in Wales.  Wink


Mark



All my life, I've been kissing, your top lip 'cause your bottom one's missing
User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13004 posts, RR: 12
Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 18 hours ago) and read 1224 times:

Isn't there usually a connection between cow tipping and 1) immaturity and/ or 2) intoxitation ?
I never done it, and to me it is a cruel act against an innocent animal. How would you like it (or not!) if someone threw you out of your bed when you are asleep?
Besides, if you tip a cow, you may wake up the owner of it/them and could end up with a load of buckshot in your ass.


User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3077 posts, RR: 20
Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 18 hours ago) and read 1224 times:

I come from a very large cattle farm. Let me say this with all authority.....

Cows do NOT sleep standing up. They lay down. Horses sleep standing.

Cow tipping is an urban myth...

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineCPH-R From Denmark, joined May 2001, 5972 posts, RR: 3
Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 18 hours ago) and read 1212 times:

I would like to, at this point, point out that cow-tipping is not a common thing in Denmark, and that it will not happen during the impending CPH meet Big grin

Oh, and it's only those craaaazy Cimber boys that resorts to cow tipping  lol 


User currently offlineAirWillie6475 From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2448 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (9 years 2 months 17 hours ago) and read 1187 times:

If the cow actually manages to trample you after it being tipped, sucks for you and I would give the cow a lot of respect.

25 BristolFlyer : I tried it one time whilst at school and the cows were either asleep lying down or awake and stood up. Neither of which provided much entertainment,
26 Allstarflyer : Interesting that GKirk was the 1st to respond, perhaps to head off any incongruous comparisons . . . Back at summer camp, the guys would joke about co
27 Post contains images KaiGywer : Hey, I do We didn't have that one, but we had the matchbox car (10 rounds around the round about), acorn (sex in the woods), and lots of others
28 Post contains links TedTAce : Scientific proof: http://em-ntserver.unl.edu/Mechanics...20Statics%20of%20Cow%20Tipping.htm
29 Post contains images OYRJA : This is true.. But RJ100 and Joge can explain which part of Denmark that I'm from and therefor the cowtipping
30 Post contains images Saintsman : " target=_blank>http://em-ntserver.unl.edu/Mechanics...g.htm Someone worked it out that it was impossible? Get a life for gods sake
31 Post contains images MTChemNerd757 : It appeared this was an example used in a physics class... Funny as all hell, though. FYI, I live in Montana....we have a lot of cows here. Although
32 Post contains images Thom@s : The most challenging we had was around a lightpost 20 times as fast as possible, and them drink an entire carton of sour milk (kefir melk) afterwards
33 Tom in NO : We're not into tipping cattle.....we limit ourselves to tipping cars. Sincerely, Lakers and Pistons fans
34 TedTAce : umm no they proved it possible... if you would have BOTHERED...
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