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User currently offlineRegis From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1247 times:

According to The National Enquirer, Michael Jackson has secretly sold his Neverland Ranch for $35 million. The scary part... You know who the buyer is? The Boston Archdiocese.

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From Jay Leno's The Tonight Show

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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8731 posts, RR: 42
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1239 times:

ROFL!  bigthumbsup 

Though I sure hope you-know-which-people won't get all worked up about this!



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1229 times:

Okay, I'll have to go to confess myself for that...

But it really made me laugh !!!

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1215 times:

Quoting 707CMF (Reply 2):
Okay, I'll have to go to confess myself for that...

Aha ! We knew it all along. Just being 707cmf is a mortal sin. Appears doctrinally sound to me.

No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute to cast all your heretical souls into eternal torment.  Smile


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8731 posts, RR: 42
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1211 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute

And thus the CRI will give CSI more work to do, won't it?  Wink



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1208 times:

Quoting Aloges (Reply 4):
And thus the CRI will give CSI more work to do, won't it?

Burning people at the stake is not a crime if the Catholic Church does it, silly. If THEY do it, it's just "spiritual guidance".

(Oooh, stone the blasphemer ! Again Big grin )


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8731 posts, RR: 42
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1204 times:

JGP, where did you get your copy of "The Name Of The Rose"? I need to buy some of my med books from that shop.


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineJasePL From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 39
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1183 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute to cast all your heretical souls into eternal torment.

He he! Some of us have already been condemned to burn in hell for all eternity by the CRI. It can't get any worse. Or can it?


User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1160 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute to cast all your heretical souls into eternal torment.

I'm refraining myself to do that. And how hard it is...


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1149 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
No doubt the Costa Rican Inquisition will be along in a minute to cast all your heretical souls into eternal torment.



Quoting JasePL (Reply 7):
Some of us have already been condemned to burn in hell for all eternity by the CRI.

With only a cup of tea at elevenses.

Logan


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1145 times:

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 8):
I'm refraining myself to do that. And how hard it is...

Oh go on, you know you want to ! Don't hold back - think how pleased the Bishop would be  Smile

(We're only teasing you, take no notice !).


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1130 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 10):
Oh go on, you know you want to !

http://home.att.net/~rcoffey/French_Frog.jpg




Oooops, JG, I thought you were talking to me.

Logan


User currently offlineCORULEZ05 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1120 times:

hahahaha.....typical Jay Leno. I think his MJ jokes are getting REALLY old and really quick..this guy even fought in court for the right to say jokes...shows his low class.

User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1116 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 11):
Oooops, JG, I thought you were talking to me.

After that, I definitely won't be, Bean-boy !

:P


User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1104 times:

Quoting Regis (Thread starter):
You know who the buyer is?

That{s not funny at all.


User currently offlineMt99 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 6644 posts, RR: 6
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1070 times:
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Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 14):
That{s not funny at all.

Yes it is!

Is having a sense of humor a sin?



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User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1041 times:

Quoting Mt99 (Reply 15):
Is having a sense of humor a sin?

Did I said so?

What I read is >>>>>>>>>>>>

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 14):
That{s not funny at all.

With the grammatical error included. Plus irrespective. http://www.airliners.net/discussions/site_related/read.main/22850/

[Edited 2005-05-13 23:38:44]

User currently offlineOB1504 From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 3433 posts, RR: 6
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 996 times:

TACAA320, what part of "it's a joke" do you not understand?

[Edited 2005-05-14 05:25:06]

User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 992 times:

Quoting CORULEZ05 (Reply 12):
this guy even fought in court for the right to say jokes...shows his low class.

Considering the people on "Jay Walking" do you REALLY think he's THAT Bad??


User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 980 times:

Quoting CORULEZ05 (Reply 12):
this guy even fought in court for the right to say jokes...shows his low class.

Wait, he fights in court to have his right to satire and comedy (free speech) and that makes him low class? I believe when Bill O'Reilly sued Al Franken over his book, the judge laughed him out of court saying that satire was clearly protected under free speech.



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User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 963 times:

Quoting OB1504 (Reply 17):
do you not understand?

I DID it from the very beginning.


User currently offlineCORULEZ05 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (9 years 6 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 962 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 18):
do you REALLY think he's THAT Bad??

I like his show but sometimes he does cross the line big time and I just don't appreciate that kind of humor. I don't believe humor should consist of putting someone else down.

Quoting Tbar220 (Reply 19):
Wait, he fights in court to have his right to satire and comedy (free speech) and that makes him low class?

no no, he fought for the right to make jokes ONLY because he knew the MJ trial would be the talk of the town and it would bring ratings to his show. This is not about free speech but about show ratings.


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