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LHMark Converting To Catholicism

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Posted (8 years 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 824 times:

LHMark saw this picture and decided it was the religion for him...

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

29 replies: All unread, showing first 25:

Logan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 821 times:

ROC, that's almost enough to bring me back to the church!

Sadly, I was hoping to see a pancake on the Pope's head.

Logan

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 816 times:

I thought the Pope's head was a pancake. tapedshut

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

September11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 23
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 799 times:

that's a long neck .... why are there 2 poles on the table?

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Logan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 788 times:

Just wait for the Costa Rican Inquisition.

His chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. His two chief weapons are surprise and fear, and a fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as...

Logan

Pope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 769 times:

Quoting KROC (Thread starter):
LHMark saw this picture and decided it was the religion for him...

I thought that the impetus was his hope of possibility of getting involved in the child sex abuse matter.

Thom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11948 posts, RR: 51
Reply 6, posted (8 years 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 762 times:

Is this the new holywater? Looks promising.

Thom@s

"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

TACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 756 times:

Very, very funny.

I´m almost die laughing...

LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51
Reply 8, posted (8 years 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 756 times:

Hell YEAH! but the bread's kinda bland and tasteless. I wonder if they'll let me use pumpernickel...

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller

Pope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 739 times:

Quoting LHMark (Reply 8):
I wonder if they'll let me use Pumpernickel...

Who's Pumpernickle? Is he the third guy from the left? What would you use him for?

KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76
Reply 10, posted (8 years 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 729 times:

Quoting Pope (Reply 9):
Is he the third guy from the left? What would you use him for?

He would use him for what he uses every man for. Man on man pleasure.

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"

WellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 717 times:

In unrelated news, I will soon be converting to Buddhism.

Signed,
Jcs17

Diamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 66
Reply 12, posted (8 years 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 703 times:

Blank.

LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51
Reply 13, posted (8 years 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 679 times:

I like it! I always thought red was my color. Dies Dominus obvium...

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller

PHLBOS From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 7251 posts, RR: 25
Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 657 times:

Speaking of LHMARK & religion,

Was he spearated at birth from Christian singer Wes King?

"TransEastern! You'll feel like you've never left the ground because we treat you like dirt!" SNL Parady ad circa 1981

Captoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 613 times:

Quoting PHLBOS (Reply 14):
Was he spearated at birth from Christian singer Wes King?

No, he was seperated BY CHOICE when he found he was related to a christian singer.

But seriously, I think you could use pumpernickle. I think as long as its bread its fine. I know all types of wine are acceptable. My girlfriend is Catholic and the outsourced priest (he's Indian) frequently uses white wine.

I checked with a couple religious scholars and they said anything grape based passes... so I would think anything bread would be good. Honestly, anything beats those papery wafer things.

The catholics say the bread actually becomes the body of Christ when you eat it. If you use pumpernickle are you saying Jesus was black?

TACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 591 times:

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
The catholics say the bread actually becomes the body of Christ when you eat it.

Before that. During the Consagration.

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
If you use pumpernickle are you saying Jesus was black?

He has no race, no color. He's spirit.

DLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 587 times:

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 16):
If you use pumpernickle are you saying Jesus was black?

What happens if I eat a blueberry muffin?

TACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 583 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 17):
What happens if I eat a blueberry muffin?

Only you will know the answer. Eat it and then tell me. Just pure curiosity.

DLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 580 times:

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 18):
Only you will know the answer. Eat it and then tell me. Just pure curiosity.

Jesus was a hippie... who knew?

TACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 578 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 19):
Jesus was a hippie... who knew?

Definitely He doesn't. But He loves them too.

DLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 577 times:

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 20):
Definitely He doesn't. But He loves them too.

Tell that to Zell Miller.

TACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 576 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 21):
Tell that to Zell Miller.

I don't know him...

SRQCrosscheck From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 211 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (8 years 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 570 times:

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
I think as long as its bread its fine

I think that the bread has to be unlevened. The last supper was the passover seder.

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 19):
Jesus was a hippie... who knew?

wouldn't that be if the host were made of granola? wink

seriously, though, i had a euro history teacher who said that some historians call jesus a communist eyepopping

interesting thought to consider. well, sans all that totalitarian jazz wink

Doug

AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 24, posted (8 years 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 527 times:

I hear Mark is converting strictly to have little boys come to his 'rector.'

Go big or go home

KROC: Welcome back slugger. You haven't missed a beat...

26 AA61Hvy: Sorry about that, I'm suffering from lack of sleep. That wasn't my best stuff... Gimme a few days...

27 LHMARK: ...to sleep off those two sloe gin fizzes.

28 Gkirk: No no no, it was 3 Cokes!

29 AA61Hvy: Actually it was a week in Daytona, FL....Goin to bed at 5am and wakin up at 11am for 6 days straight is a little hard on the body.

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