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LHMark Converting To Catholicism  
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1032 times:

LHMark saw this picture and decided it was the religion for him...



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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1029 times:

ROC, that's almost enough to bring me back to the church!

Sadly, I was hoping to see a pancake on the Pope's head.

Logan


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1024 times:

I thought the Pope's head was a pancake.  tapedshut 

User currently offlineSeptember11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 21
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1007 times:

that's a long neck .... why are there 2 poles on the table?


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User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 996 times:

Just wait for the Costa Rican Inquisition.

His chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. His two chief weapons are surprise and fear, and a fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as...

Logan


User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 977 times:

Quoting KROC (Thread starter):
LHMark saw this picture and decided it was the religion for him...

I thought that the impetus was his hope of possibility of getting involved in the child sex abuse matter.


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 970 times:

Is this the new holywater? Looks promising.

Thom@s



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User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 964 times:

Very, very funny.

I´m almost die laughing...


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 47
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 964 times:

Hell YEAH! but the bread's kinda bland and tasteless. I wonder if they'll let me use pumpernickel...


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 947 times:

Quoting LHMark (Reply 8):
I wonder if they'll let me use Pumpernickel...

Who's Pumpernickle? Is he the third guy from the left? What would you use him for?


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 937 times:

Quoting Pope (Reply 9):
Is he the third guy from the left? What would you use him for?

He would use him for what he uses every man for. Man on man pleasure.


User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 925 times:

In unrelated news, I will soon be converting to Buddhism.

Signed,
Jcs17





User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 911 times:




Blank.
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 47
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 887 times:

I like it! I always thought red was my color. Dies Dominus obvium...


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlinePHLBOS From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 7511 posts, RR: 24
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 865 times:

Speaking of LHMARK & religion,

Was he spearated at birth from Christian singer Wes King?




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User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 821 times:

Quoting PHLBOS (Reply 14):
Was he spearated at birth from Christian singer Wes King?

No, he was seperated BY CHOICE when he found he was related to a christian singer.

But seriously, I think you could use pumpernickle. I think as long as its bread its fine. I know all types of wine are acceptable. My girlfriend is Catholic and the outsourced priest (he's Indian) frequently uses white wine.

I checked with a couple religious scholars and they said anything grape based passes... so I would think anything bread would be good. Honestly, anything beats those papery wafer things.

The catholics say the bread actually becomes the body of Christ when you eat it. If you use pumpernickle are you saying Jesus was black?


User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 799 times:

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
The catholics say the bread actually becomes the body of Christ when you eat it.

Before that. During the Consagration.

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
If you use pumpernickle are you saying Jesus was black?

He has no race, no color. He's spirit.


User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 795 times:

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 16):
If you use pumpernickle are you saying Jesus was black?

What happens if I eat a blueberry muffin?


User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 791 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 17):
What happens if I eat a blueberry muffin?

Only you will know the answer. Eat it and then tell me. Just pure curiosity.


User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 788 times:

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 18):
Only you will know the answer. Eat it and then tell me. Just pure curiosity.

Jesus was a hippie... who knew?


User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 786 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 19):
Jesus was a hippie... who knew?

Definitely He doesn't. But He loves them too.


User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 785 times:

Quoting TACAA320 (Reply 20):
Definitely He doesn't. But He loves them too.

Tell that to Zell Miller.


User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 784 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 21):
Tell that to Zell Miller.

I don't know him...


User currently offlineSRQCrosscheck From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 211 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 778 times:

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 15):
I think as long as its bread its fine

I think that the bread has to be unlevened. The last supper was the passover seder.

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 19):
Jesus was a hippie... who knew?

wouldn't that be if the host were made of granola?  wink 

seriously, though, i had a euro history teacher who said that some historians call jesus a communist  eyepopping  interesting thought to consider. well, sans all that totalitarian jazz  wink 

Doug


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 24, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 735 times:

I hear Mark is converting strictly to have little boys come to his 'rector.'


Go big or go home
25 Post contains images KROC : Welcome back slugger. You haven't missed a beat...
26 AA61Hvy : Sorry about that, I'm suffering from lack of sleep. That wasn't my best stuff... Gimme a few days...
27 LHMARK : ...to sleep off those two sloe gin fizzes.
28 Gkirk : No no no, it was 3 Cokes!
29 AA61Hvy : Actually it was a week in Daytona, FL....Goin to bed at 5am and wakin up at 11am for 6 days straight is a little hard on the body.
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