CVG777 From United States of America, joined May 2000, 1251 posts, RR: 6 Reply 4, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1445 times:
And I am not talking about the picture. I had my wisdom teeth removed two days ago so my mouth is all swollen and stitched up...and trying to contain my laughter is quite difficult.
I think that the picture should be reserved only for the most serious "swing and miss" offenders. Keep the original for the dumb statements, but use the above for utterly ridiculous statements that end up being used against the original poster.
LHMARK From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 50 Reply 19, posted (8 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1150 times:
Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 5): Somewhere around his makeup stash LHMark keeps the bible of a.net insults. I believe what you are referring to is Appendix B: TheCoz. Perhaps LHMark can help us out with that?
"Wherewith and foorsooth, Yea, the oversight of post lamitude shall hereforth be fall under the oversight of, and be characterized unto a.TheCoz, and furthermore b. CORULEZ05 as applies in the situation. Wiolation of these provisions is punishable ny 30 days of the Piazza and a vicious webbing by the Internet Spider belonging to the aformentioned guardion of crappy posts."
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