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Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?

TheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1401 times:

You're 80 years old. Would you give up sex for better vision?

I wouldn't give a d*amn about my eyesight at that age. I'd be half blind anyway. At least if I went blind I wouldn't have to look at my equally old wife during sex.

Talk about a wonder drug. Yeah sure

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/condi.../27/viagra.blindness.ap/index.html

Which would you choose?

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DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11435 posts, RR: 81
Reply 1, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1373 times:

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Well, the frame of reference for most A.netters is skewed, as their main form of sex has been purported to cause blindness anyway.....and hairy palms as well as callouses in strange places.

Wink

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Usairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1377 times:

TheCoz, in your case, you wouldnt have a choice.

TheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1362 times:

Quoting Usairwys757 (Reply 2):
TheCoz, in your case, you wouldnt have a choice.

and you're a drum set

Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16896 posts, RR: 51
Reply 4, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1337 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 3):

and you're a drum set

OzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 4684 posts, RR: 23
Reply 5, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1298 times:

SEX

no problem. At least point me in the direction of hot married dick.

Be they green or be they red....OZARK DC-9'S!

Fokker Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1230 times:

Those are the guys that thought they had a date lined up, and then ended up doing it by hand. They should have listened to their mothers. She always said you would go blind if you did that. Smile

Being the 38 year old pervert that I am, and given a choice today, I would choose my eyesight over sex. I can always watch someone else have sex.
It would have the same result because sex is in your head not between your legs. Though, my wife would choose sex because that is what she lives for. Sex is her one and only addiction.

Skidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 60
Reply 7, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1206 times:

Can't you just tell the young, immature fools eh?

At 80, sex is wasted. At least with your eyesight you can carry on taking pictures and enjoying everything around you.

You youngsters have your brain at the end of your one eyed purple headed bedsnake! Big grin

Andy

Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional

WhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1202 times:

You can always just do it a bit and wear glasses.... eyepopping

Aloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8391 posts, RR: 47
Reply 9, posted (8 years 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1206 times:

I'd choose eyesight in a second. As Skidmarks said, at 80 sex isn't the most important thing in the universe. And he has to know, since he's rapidly approaching that age.

Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.

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