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Would You Choose Sex Or Eyesight?  
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1791 times:

You're 80 years old. Would you give up sex for better vision?

I wouldn't give a d*amn about my eyesight at that age. I'd be half blind anyway. At least if I went blind I wouldn't have to look at my equally old wife during sex.

Talk about a wonder drug.  Yeah sure

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/condi.../27/viagra.blindness.ap/index.html

Which would you choose?

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User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1763 times:

Well, the frame of reference for most A.netters is skewed, as their main form of sex has been purported to cause blindness anyway.....and hairy palms as well as callouses in strange places.

 Wink



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineUsairwys757 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1767 times:

TheCoz, in your case, you wouldnt have a choice.

User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1752 times:

Quoting Usairwys757 (Reply 2):
TheCoz, in your case, you wouldnt have a choice.

and you're a drum set



User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1727 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 3):

and you're a drum set






User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5232 posts, RR: 21
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1688 times:

SEX

no problem. At least point me in the direction of hot married dick.



The best IFE: A window seat and a good book.
User currently offlineFokker Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1620 times:

Those are the guys that thought they had a date lined up, and then ended up doing it by hand. They should have listened to their mothers. She always said you would go blind if you did that.  Smile


Being the 38 year old pervert that I am, and given a choice today, I would choose my eyesight over sex. I can always watch someone else have sex.
It would have the same result because sex is in your head not between your legs. Though, my wife would choose sex because that is what she lives for. Sex is her one and only addiction.


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1596 times:

Can't you just tell the young, immature fools eh?

At 80, sex is wasted. At least with your eyesight you can carry on taking pictures and enjoying everything around you.

You youngsters have your brain at the end of your one eyed purple headed bedsnake! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1592 times:

You can always just do it a bit and wear glasses.... eyepopping 

User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8766 posts, RR: 42
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1596 times:

I'd choose eyesight in a second. As Skidmarks said, at 80 sex isn't the most important thing in the universe. And he has to know, since he's rapidly approaching that age.


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
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