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Tell Your Best And Worst Drunk Stories.  
User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3698 posts, RR: 14
Posted (10 years 1 month 22 hours ago) and read 7074 times:

Tell us the times you had the most fun and least fun you had while drinking.

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User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 28
Reply 1, posted (10 years 1 month 22 hours ago) and read 7067 times:

Best: Sneaking into my first nightclub (no fake id required  Wink) when I was only 17, and not getting caught. Amazing talking to girls who were 25, when I was still only 17. Oh yeah, and I got completely wasted, and spent a shitload of money on $4 Miller Lights.

Worst: Coming home one night completely nauseous, and throwing up like crazy in the upstairs bathroom. And then turning around to see my mom staring at me.


Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineJfkaua From United States of America, joined Aug 2004, 1000 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (10 years 1 month 22 hours ago) and read 7064 times:

Best~ got with a mad hot asian chick in the bathroom
Worst~ had to literally stand infront of a moving car to stop someone from drunk driving... which is something that really bothers me.

Both in the same night about two weeks ago.. im afraid I don't quite remember in which order though...

User currently offlineCurtisMan From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 1003 posts, RR: 47
Reply 3, posted (10 years 1 month 21 hours ago) and read 7051 times:

Most fun while drinking..... never been drunk so no story.
Worst fun while drinking..... ditto.

Citizen of the World
User currently offline4holer From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 3088 posts, RR: 9
Reply 4, posted (10 years 1 month 19 hours ago) and read 7041 times:

Woke up in jail.
Woke up in jail.
Strangely, both happened to be in the state of Ohio.

Ghosts appear and fade away.....................
User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3688 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (10 years 1 month 13 hours ago) and read 7020 times:

I have not been drunk but I witnessed some funny stuff.

Funniest moment: My friend was wasted and decided to take a glass, pour salad dressing in it and then put beer with the salad dressing. He then drank it and threw up 5 minutes later.

Support the beer and soda can industry, recycle old airplanes!
User currently offlineAlphafloor From Chile, joined Jun 2004, 1277 posts, RR: 38
Reply 6, posted (10 years 1 month 12 hours ago) and read 7008 times:

My best drunk story,

A lot of good stories comes from when I toured as a bass guitar player for a band who had a pretty good succes in Switzerland, Germany, France and Spain. But if I had to remember the best one it should certainly be when we stopped in Barcelona to do a couple of gigs there. It was during the Barcelona Axio Musical (a large music festival) and a large part of the bands, crews and journalists where in the same hotel. The atmosphere was just great, the city, the people, the music all around  goodvibes . We started our journey towards a great night by doing a showcase for some f*ing journalists and I remember that I wasn't very enthusiast with the perspective of playing in front of them. So we started with my buddy drummer and our manager to drink some beers... and well, we then played. We returned to the hotel before the night show that would took place in "La plaza Real" and we drank a couple of cocktails there. We went to the venue for the gig, it was such a great place to do a concert, lots of people, big stage... and a couple of new fans came from Tarragona where we did a concert the previous day ! We meet them and drank a lot of beers before going on stage. We started our concert completely excited and I was already drunk  drunk . Nevertheless it was perhaps the best performance onstage I gave this night in Barcelona, I was so excited I jumped all over the place and played on my bass as hard as I could... well, rock attitude you know...  crazy 

After the concert we went to attend other concerts performed by other bands and continued to drink a lot of beers and beers.. we returned to the hotel and drank other cocktails in the terrasse of this big hotel. There were other bands, and the journalists that we played for earlier that day were completely drunk !! We stayed there to chat and laugh... and suddenly I felt sick... so sick. I went to the corridors and wanted to return to my room because I wanted to vomit. I threw up miserably before reaching my room over some plants and flower in a corridor  vomit . Then I heard my band buddies laughing at me... And then... nothing more... I can't remember !

Now I must admit that I wasn't professionnal at all that night. Usually I don't use to drink before a concert, and during a gig I only drink water... but beeing in a city like Barcelona you know... It was hard to resist !!

My worst drunk story ? I don't recall !!!!


User currently offlineOrion737 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 1 month 12 hours ago) and read 7009 times:

Seducing a Proctor and Gamble Scientist and being 'paid' or 'rewarded' by being given 3 big boxes of Daz wash Powder and some Fairy Liquid. Mother was over the moon.

User currently offlineAviationMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (10 years 1 month 8 hours ago) and read 6979 times:

The worst has got to be the time, where I called home completely drunk and my sister putting me on loud speaker... and as you might expect, my mom heard everything. Nevertheless, it wasn't much fun going home the next day and do some "explaining" Big grin

User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4621 posts, RR: 55
Reply 9, posted (10 years 1 month 8 hours ago) and read 6970 times:

It was at university with 7 other male floormates who had invited our friends over for a floor party. I got really drunk, and at some point the guys said they'd get naked if I snogged all 3 girls at the same time so that sounded like a great deal to me ( and for some reason the girls didn't seem to mind either  scratchchin  ). The next day I couldn't remember it and didn't believe it when others had told me what happened. To my surprise though, somebody recorded everything it with their videocamera. The entire university accused me of pretending to be straight to get all the girls! Gossip spreads really fast there. Very funny Big grin

I decided to take it easy by drinking a few glasses out of my bottle of wine. Again this was a floor party with the guys on my floor. At some point (after having enough wine to not realise my drink was spiked) I had to go to the toilet to pee. When I got back from the toilet I kept having another few glasses not knowing that the bastards had poured VODKA into my bottle of wine. LOL. And you can imagine what happened from then on. I didn't get so much sleep that night as everything was spinning and I had to pay the toilet frequent visits  mad 

Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 44
Reply 10, posted (10 years 1 month 8 hours ago) and read 6969 times:

Quoting Alphafloor (Reply 6):
A lot of good stories comes from when I toured as a bass guitar player for a band who had a pretty good succes in Switzerland, Germany, France and Spain.

Alphafloor, did you start feeling sick during Super Trouper or Dancing Queen?  Smile

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 56
Reply 11, posted (10 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 6963 times:

Best: I had 1 O'Douls and didn't puke.

Worst: I smelt beer and got my stomach pumped.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineJasePL From India, joined exactly 11 years ago today! , 3582 posts, RR: 37
Reply 12, posted (10 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 6959 times:

I also consider this as my best achievement in life! (taps own back)

A bunch of us god completely, utterly drunk and decided It was a great idea to walk all the way home from the bars one freezing night instead of getting a taxi.

Then on the way we decided it was an even better idea to take all our clothes off and get into the fountain in the Champ de Mars.

But the best part was when the gendarme showed up, looking at us in disbelief: my cousin Gaëtan got out of the fountain, took the camera from his jeans and asked the flic to take a photo of us!

Luckily, he has a sense of humour! He took the picture and let us live!

User currently offlineTPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 18
Reply 13, posted (10 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 6946 times:

Overall both at once...I was absolutely pissed in a foreign land...

I went to Nassau in July of 2003 for 3 days. While there I discovered the madness known an Senor Frogs. So my friend Mike and I(dave, for those that don't know my name) decided to go down there for a *eh* few drinks. Well a few drinks turned into six shots, two beers, and 4 yards of Long Island Teas. So I was feeling good, out dancing with some girls til like 2 AM, and then it all hit me at once. I sat at a table and had a glass of water. The room was spinning like I have never seen before, and I have had a LOT to drink in my day.

At that point I decided that it was time to get back to the ship. So, I stumbled out the front door of Frogs, and made my way down the pier towards the ship. I made it about 50 feet, leaned up against the railing, and puked. As I was leaning there wondering if three hours was long enough to make it back before the ship sailed in my present state, a dude came up and offered me a ride. I managed to tell that I didn't have any way to pay him, becuase all I had was a Visa. He told me that he was going my way and it wasn't a problem.

So I passed out in the front seat of his car. Dude helped me out and I stared down the 400 or so feet that I had to walk to get back on the ship. Now we come to my blackout. I have no memory of getting back to the ship, walking up the stairs, or anything until I got back to the room and tried to open the door, which incidentally my friend had passed out behind (he's about 6'4 240). I managed to open the door about an inch, and finally got him to move. I went to the bed and passed out. We won't even talk about the hangover I had the next day...

Overall, good times  Silly

This is the Last Stop.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (10 years 1 month 6 hours ago) and read 6933 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 11):
Best: I had 1 O'Douls and didn't puke.

Worst: I smelt beer and got my stomach pumped.


LMFAO. Well done AA61hvy.  Wink

User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13470 posts, RR: 17
Reply 15, posted (10 years 1 month 5 hours ago) and read 6908 times:

The worst was when I graduated from College/University in early June 1977. I went to a party at a fellow graduate's house a few towns away from my home, get pretty badly drunk there on 7 & 7's. Then I stopped at a bar on the way for some beers. Somehow I managed to drive the 3-4 miles total to home on my own without somehow crashing or killing my self or others (Shudder at the stupidity of that  banghead  )
Then I somehow crawl into bed in the upstairs bedroom I shared with a younger brother at the time. It was a hot summer night, no a/c, just a box fan by the window at high speed. Well, the bed starting 'spinning', my head was spinning, my stomach started spinning and I started to puke like an oil gusher - into the fan air wash - puke being scattered all over the room, my brother threating murder, I was screaming 'I'am sick'. I was stumbling drunk, made it downstairs to the bathroom and heaved until by stomach was dry. I had a TWO DAY hangover, couldn't work the next day (was working the night shift at a 7-11).

User currently offlineBrettbrett21 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2004, 436 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (10 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 6881 times:

Doing an ''allnighter'' in the park, drank far too much then smoked even more resulting in being violently sick for a good 3 hours then sleeping in the park! Ahhhh good times....
It's only a good night out if you can't remember it...so who knows?!

i'm so excited i wish i could wet my pants!
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (10 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 6874 times:

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 15):
I had a TWO DAY hangover

The only way to avoid those is to start drinking on day one.


User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (10 years 1 month 3 hours ago) and read 6866 times:

BEST - My first night out since leaving home. Had never really drunk before, and getting free drink. 3 free shots from the bar man (my mate knew him) and also my first night out with my new work mates. GREAT night

WORST - Went to a weekend with a group im a member of. My mate had made a drink from about 4 different alcoholic drinks. Very sweet tasting. Had 2 small glasses of the stuff. 2 Days later WOOOMPH. I could not move, was violently sick, and felt like i was gonna die.

Got to work 2 days later and my boss told me off (I had been into work but looked like crap before it hit)

User currently offlineAcho From Mexico, joined Jan 2004, 340 posts, RR: 2
Reply 19, posted (10 years 1 month 1 hour ago) and read 6846 times:

Best- A Friday a couple a Weeks ago my friends had a band recital at this guys house. From 3 to 7, I had 2 Cahuamas (1.19L bottle) of Sol Brava (Beer with 8% alcohol volume) and some Jack and Coke's, having fun with my friends, listening to music and chatting with girls. Then we went to a party where I had to many "Cubas" (Rum and coke). I drove down to a friends house at 3am when the party was over: Where drank till sunrise.

Worst- When I drank a bottle of Malibu myself and ended up unconscious. My friends say I did a lot a stupid shit, and that I puked everywhere.

User currently offlineAlphafloor From Chile, joined Jun 2004, 1277 posts, RR: 38
Reply 20, posted (10 years 4 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 6812 times:

Quoting LHMark (Reply 10):
Alphafloor, did you start feeling sick during Super Trouper or Dancing Queen?

Wasn't that kind of music though...  Wink Only songs written by us.
But your remark is really amusing because actually the only cover we did with this band was a song from Abba... can't recall the title... it was a joke.


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