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User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13744 posts, RR: 61
Posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2110 times:
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I can't decide if I should just be quietly thankful she's going away eventually or yell, "Retire from WHAT? Do you actually DO anything?!?"  banghead 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/13/people.hilton.ap/index.html

NEW YORK (AP) -- Paris Hilton plans to give up public life for family life.

The 24-year-old hotel heiress, star of "The Simple Life" reality series, tells Newsweek magazine that when she was younger, "I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it's funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand."

But Hilton says she plans to give up her public life in two years, by which time she expects to become a mother with her fiance, Paris Latsis.

"I don't enjoy going out anymore," she says in the June 20 issue of the magazine, on newsstands Monday. "It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.' "




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User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2097 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
, "Retire from WHAT? Do you actually DO anything?!?"

That's EXACTLY what I was gonna ask. She could retire from being a dirty slapper. Or retire from the party scene.


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8763 posts, RR: 42
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2081 times:

After long years of hard work, Paris Hilton unfortunately has to retire from gracing makind with her appearances. A truly sad day in the life of everyone.


Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7653 posts, RR: 35
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2075 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
But Hilton says she plans to give up her public life in two years,

Oh happy day!  champagne   champagne   champagne   bouncy 

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
by which time she expects to become a mother with her fiance

Oh Lord, I'm feeling sorry for that kid already.



A Grumpy German Is A Sauerkraut
User currently offlineB757300 From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 4114 posts, RR: 22
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2080 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
"Retire from WHAT?"

Being a skank?



"There is no victory at bargain basement prices."
User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2071 times:

Hey, it's hard work being a whore.  Wink

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2070 times:

I had no idea appearing at parties was a career..


Im gonna kill my high school guidance counselor.. First they forgot to tell me about man whoring and now this.. damn them.


User currently onlineMir From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 21861 posts, RR: 55
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2057 times:

Quoting Alcregular (Reply 1):
Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
, "Retire from WHAT? Do you actually DO anything?!?"

That's EXACTLY what I was gonna ask.

Me as well. Though, as far as I'm concerned, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Paris, as much as I know you like things hitting you in the ass.

Good riddance. One year, three hundred fifty five days and counting!

-Mir



7 billion, one nation, imagination...it's a beautiful day
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2050 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
'These people are such losers

In Dana Carvey 'Church Lady voice' "Well isin't that just special????"

I'm sure her fan will love being called a looser..


User currently offlineTPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 19
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 2029 times:

Kid: What did mommy used to do?

Paris: Well, I was an ummm "actress." I did some tv shows, but people remember me more for my...ummm...home movies.


What a skank. Go away and leave us alone.

However, I still would, just to say I did. Big grin



This is the Last Stop.
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 2022 times:

Well, with so much hard work and dedication, growing up poor and earning everything she has, she has every right to retire.  Yeah sure ...the stupid idiot bimbo.

User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40066 posts, RR: 74
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 2013 times:

Why can't she just 'retire' today?


What is she retiring from anyway?  Confused



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineEspion007 From Denmark, joined Dec 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 2001 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
"Retire from WHAT? Do you actually DO anything?!?"

First thing I thought when I saw the thread title.



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User currently offlineBoeing744 From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 1844 posts, RR: 23
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1976 times:

Well she deserves it! She has had a tough life, and has worked hard for all her riches... Yeah sure LOL

User currently offlineJaysit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1950 times:

Paris works hard.

It takes practice --- hours and hours of practice --- to get a boner the size of that dude's down Paris' little throat.


User currently offlinePanAm330 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 2693 posts, RR: 9
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1937 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
"I don't enjoy going out anymore," she says in the June 20 issue of the magazine

What a crock of shit. She probably went out and got trashed right after being "quoted" here. Good riddance, I say. She's ugly anyways.


User currently offlineMisbeehavin From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 914 posts, RR: 3
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1931 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Thread starter):
"I don't enjoy going out anymore," she says

The damn woman will go to the opening of an envelope. What a crock of shit!.

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 14):
Paris works hard.

It takes practice --- hours and hours of practice --- to get a boner the size of that dude's down Paris' little throat.

 rotfl 


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8763 posts, RR: 42
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1890 times:

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 14):
It takes practice --- hours and hours of practice --- to get a boner the size of that dude's down Paris' little throat.




Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1886 times:

Quoting TPASXM787 (Reply 9):
However, I still would, just to say I did.

And you call me DESPERATE?!?!?

Quoting Superfly (Reply 11):
Why can't she just 'retire' today?

I'd like to see her retired like a replicant  Smile


User currently offlineBoeing Nut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1868 times:

Jimmy.......crack.............corn............

User currently offlineNYCFlyer From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 1388 posts, RR: 9
Reply 20, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1811 times:

is anyone as amused as I am that she's marrying a guy named Paris?

I mean, what the hell?

(for the nerds out there, the only male Paris I've heard of is from 'the Iliad')


User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 21, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1807 times:

"I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde.

She thought it was cute to be what she is?!??! Huh.. I wont be sorry when she is out of the headlines..

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineTriStarEnvy From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 2265 posts, RR: 3
Reply 22, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

The best way to deal w/a attention whoring piece of cheese like Paris is to ignore her.

And her hotel owning family, too, when making travel plans. So when anyone asks you "why?" you won't stay in a Hilton hotel, tell them to blame Paris.



If you don't stand for SOMETHING, you'll fall for ANYTHING.
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8466 posts, RR: 8
Reply 23, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1794 times:

Look out Florida the Hilton Whore wagon is on its way!!!

User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 6 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1777 times:

I think a recent Boondocks sums it up best:


25 EGGD : Terrible attempt at trying to make out that she's actually an intelligent human being. She really is a sub-human. I can't stand her face and I can't s
26 WhiteHatter : With her name she should get a job as a tour guide for the Eiffel Tower. Everyone's been up that as well....
27 Post contains images Airlinelover : Dan, you're being WAY too nice there.. Chris
28 Jetjack74 : She'll be retiring from cameo appearances in everything out there. She'll be graduating to starring roles of box-office bombs.
29 Dvk : She could do what W did...retire from being a professional dilettante to become President.
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