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What Kind Of Kids Would They Be?  
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1225 times:

Let's have some fun here. Let's imagine two people..any people...as long as they are physically capable of producing children. What would they be?

I'll start with myself.

I am of Russian heritage. Several years ago, I was dating a woman of Puerto Rican heritage. Since I am big on stereos, one of my buddies said that if her and I would ever have kids, they'd not only be able to steal stereos, but hook them up as well.

Now I am with Jen, who is of German heritage. So if her and I would ever have kids, they would not be able to design and build rockets, they'd know how to sell them on the Black Market as well.

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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1206 times:

I'm Irish, German, Swedish.

My girlfriend is Czech, and German.

So our kids would be drunks, who don't do anything (Since the Czech Republic never really did anything)  Wink Kinda like LHMark...



Go big or go home
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1206 times:

JCS17 and Delia Smith.

Not only coould the kid eat loads of food but he'd be a great chef too.



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1195 times:

LHMark and JCS17-
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KROC and Mirrode:

TWINS!




Go big or go home
User currently offlineJamman From United Kingdom, joined May 2007, 142 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1187 times:

Well my GF is Polish/American and I'm English/Irish so if we had any kids they would be curly haired with ample noses with a love of the Black stuff (Guinness) and boring food  Smile

Welcome to the global community!



Phoning it in from a place with no phones.
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39851 posts, RR: 74
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1145 times:

Matt D:
All that matters is that they learn how to operate a reel to reel deck.  Smile



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1132 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 3):
KROC and Mirrode:

TWINS!



Looks more like triplets to me...  Yeah sure

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8702 posts, RR: 43
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1117 times:

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 6):
Looks more like triplets to me...

Are you insulting the tiger?



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 33
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1096 times:

I used to know a girl whose father was Italian, and whose mother was Jewish. She made the greatest spaghetti, only thing was, she never made enough.

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11953 posts, RR: 46
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days ago) and read 1042 times:

Quoting Aloges (Reply 7):
Are you insulting the tiger?

No I prefer to have my throat intact.  Wink

Thom@s



"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1016 times:

off topic:
didn´t one of this guys got hit by the tiger and they? or was seriously injured?



Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1006 times:

The tiger needed a rabies shot after being bitten by Siegfried.

User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1007 times:

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 10):
off topic:
didn´t one of this guys got hit by the tiger and they? or was seriously injured?

Try googling "Siegfried and Roy"


User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 12
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1006 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 12):
Try googling "Siegfried and Roy"

I would if I cared enough. I just asked, if nobody on a.net tells me, i´ll keep on not knowing



Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1005 times:

JGHP1A summed up my Icelandic-Bhutanese heritage pretty well:

'So Saturday consists of a cup of tea with rancid yak butter and a spot of chanting, followed by the rape, pillage and redecoration of Greenland with fabulous curvilinear beech furniture and all-natural fabrics . Sounds like a fun cultural heritage to me'

My wife is a Monegasque, and we already have children who have lived a few years in Australia. So I guess my kids are capable of spinning a prayer roll, tongue-rolling their way through a norse epic, playing a didgeredoo, all while seeking out premium mineral water and refuelling a F1 racing car.

QFF


User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 12
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1002 times:

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 14):
My wife is a Monegasque

what is that? never heard that term in english before....



Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 996 times:

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 15):
what is that? never heard that term in english before....

Do principality de Monaco.

QFF


User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 12
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 996 times:

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 16):

ahhhhhhhh.
nice, just learned something new today.



Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 984 times:

My father-n-law is Polish, and my mother-n-law is Portuguese. That makes my wife a Portalock. Big grin

Damn her and her mother can cook!!  Silly

Chip


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 977 times:

I'm of Italian, Irish German and some Dutch decent. My girlfriend is Norweigen and something else I didn't care about. I guess are kids would be able to slaughter innocent whales then know how to cook them with pasta and potatos too.

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