Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51 Posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 941 times:
Let's have some fun here. Let's imagine two people..any people...as long as they are physically capable of producing children. What would they be?
I'll start with myself.
I am of Russian heritage. Several years ago, I was dating a woman of Puerto Rican heritage. Since I am big on stereos, one of my buddies said that if her and I would ever have kids, they'd not only be able to steal stereos, but hook them up as well.
Now I am with Jen, who is of German heritage. So if her and I would ever have kids, they would not be able to design and build rockets, they'd know how to sell them on the Black Market as well.
QANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 721 times:
JGHP1A summed up my Icelandic-Bhutanese heritage pretty well:
'So Saturday consists of a cup of tea with rancid yak butter and a spot of chanting, followed by the rape, pillage and redecoration of Greenland with fabulous curvilinear beech furniture and all-natural fabrics . Sounds like a fun cultural heritage to me'
My wife is a Monegasque, and we already have children who have lived a few years in Australia. So I guess my kids are capable of spinning a prayer roll, tongue-rolling their way through a norse epic, playing a didgeredoo, all while seeking out premium mineral water and refuelling a F1 racing car.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 693 times:
I'm of Italian, Irish German and some Dutch decent. My girlfriend is Norweigen and something else I didn't care about. I guess are kids would be able to slaughter innocent whales then know how to cook them with pasta and potatos too.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"