Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 50 Posted (8 years 6 months 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1107 times:
Let's have some fun here. Let's imagine two people..any people...as long as they are physically capable of producing children. What would they be?
I'll start with myself.
I am of Russian heritage. Several years ago, I was dating a woman of Puerto Rican heritage. Since I am big on stereos, one of my buddies said that if her and I would ever have kids, they'd not only be able to steal stereos, but hook them up as well.
Now I am with Jen, who is of German heritage. So if her and I would ever have kids, they would not be able to design and build rockets, they'd know how to sell them on the Black Market as well.
QANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 14, posted (8 years 6 months 4 days ago) and read 887 times:
JGHP1A summed up my Icelandic-Bhutanese heritage pretty well:
'So Saturday consists of a cup of tea with rancid yak butter and a spot of chanting, followed by the rape, pillage and redecoration of Greenland with fabulous curvilinear beech furniture and all-natural fabrics . Sounds like a fun cultural heritage to me'
My wife is a Monegasque, and we already have children who have lived a few years in Australia. So I guess my kids are capable of spinning a prayer roll, tongue-rolling their way through a norse epic, playing a didgeredoo, all while seeking out premium mineral water and refuelling a F1 racing car.
KROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (8 years 6 months 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 859 times:
I'm of Italian, Irish German and some Dutch decent. My girlfriend is Norweigen and something else I didn't care about. I guess are kids would be able to slaughter innocent whales then know how to cook them with pasta and potatos too.