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Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep  
User currently offlineEspion007 From Denmark, joined Dec 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 0
Posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 8535 times:

What i really find weird was that he was crazy enough to do a sheep,yet was responsible enough to use a condom  eyebrow 

http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/st...jsp?sectionid=1274&storyid=3325323


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User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3605 posts, RR: 15
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 8520 times:

I guess that's about the only thing around there that doesn't have AIDS.

User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 8518 times:

Well, you wouldn't want the sheep to get pregnant.

User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 8511 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 2):
Well, you wouldn't want the sheep to get pregnant.

And we know your the #2 expert on sheep shaging on this board don't we?


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 8502 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 3):
And we know your the #2 expert on sheep shaging on this board don't we?

It's still more action than you get... I have just accepted that being an A.netter means I have to go outside the species for luvin.


User currently offlineSeptember11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 21
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 8496 times:

another true sad story ... any more gross sex stories coming?


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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 8489 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 4):
It's still more action than you get...

Yes being married does=no nookie.. but hey I got some on Father's day !!!


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 8467 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 6):
Yes being married does=no nookie.. but hey I got some on Father's day

Signed,
Michael Jackson


User currently offlineMsl747 From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 412 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 8454 times:

Quoting Espion007 (Thread starter):



-Msl747 vomit  yuck 



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User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3802 posts, RR: 51
Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8444 times:

Wow, no reference to Kirkie yet. Looks like this forum has FINALLY grown up, and it was about time this happened.


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User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8440 posts, RR: 10
Reply 10, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8424 times:
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Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 9):
Wow, no reference to Kirkie yet. Looks like this forum has FINALLY grown up

only 9 replies and you are so optimistic?



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User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8418 times:

I thought mentioning kirkie and sheep was a quick ticket to bansville?

User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8414 times:

I've noticed Pe@rson hasn't been around lately, you don't think it could be him, do you? He could have legged it to Kenya and commited this act.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8407 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 11):
I thought mentioning kirkie and sheep was a quick ticket to bansville?

Thats pretty much accurate.


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 14, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8396 times:

Well, t'was in Kenya so it wasn't me. But hasnt Pe@rson been in Africa recently...  scratchchin 


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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 15, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8389 times:

Thats cause its easy to diss him in this thread. Though if I could come up with a KO, I'd post it. Sure I'd get banned, but a KO is well worth it.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8380 times:

She was standing in that field, eating some grass, and acting sexy, looking over her shoulder at me with those blades of grass hanging out of her mouth.. I just couldn't resist.. I had to finally use that condom I had been keeping in my wallet for the next time I got to Rochester..

Signed,
AA61hvy


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11951 posts, RR: 47
Reply 17, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8380 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 14):
Well, t'was in Kenya so it wasn't me.

Thank you for elaborating that for us.  Wink

Thom@s



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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8381 times:

I love this line from cited article above:

Quote:
when the sheep's owner threw a machete at him after finding him in flagrante delicto with a prize ewe

You just don't hear things said like this in the US....


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8367 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 18):
You just don't hear things said like this in the US....

Yeah, in the US we would have shot him. I know in Texas it probably would have been ruled a legal shooting too.. Defending property/business asset.


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 20, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8360 times:

Capt-take a seat, cause that was a shit signed by post.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8357 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 16):
She was standing in that field, eating some grass, and acting sexy, looking over her shoulder at me with those blades of grass hanging out of her mouth.. I just couldn't resist.. I had to finally use that condom I had been keeping in my wallet for the next time I got to Rochester..

Signed,
AA61hvy

Don't worry AA61hvy - LHMark always goes bare back with guys anyway.


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24899 posts, RR: 56
Reply 22, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8351 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 13):
Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 11):
I thought mentioning kirkie and sheep was a quick ticket to bansville?

Thats pretty much accurate.

I would like to point out, that I told one of the mods (Sabena332) that I wasnt bothered about the stupid jokes now, but I'll leave it up to the mods discretion whether you get banned for it or not  Wink



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User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8345 times:

Hey Kirkie.. That signed by post wasn't about you.

User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3802 posts, RR: 51
Reply 24, posted (9 years 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 8339 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 20):
Capt-take a seat, cause that was a shit signed by post.




All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
25 September11 : word definition of bare back Copy & Paste function used ********************************************************** One entry found for bareback. Main
26 AA61Hvy : Birdwatch- no worries bro, I'm not upset.
27 KROC : Sep. 11 - What is the point?
28 Gkirk : No point, he just wanted to see how it feels to be in TheCoz's boots instead of his pants.
29 Garnetpalmetto : September 11 - all you ever do is post dictionary definitions and photos when 90% of the users here either A) Know what a 757 look like or B) Understa
30 CaptOveur : So you are saying he has a foot fetish?
31 Post contains images KROC :
32 Steve7E7 : Reminds me of an incident in the UK a couple of years ago,where a bloke was up to his balls in a goat as a train went trundling past. The amazed passe
33 Post contains images TedTAce : You are:
34 September11 : okay. let's go back to the topic: Man Caught Having Sex With A Sheep that man is a Clusterf--k
35 Blackbird1331 : Has anyone stopped to think that this may have been true love? Please stop the cruelty. I wonder if the sheep will do jail time.
36 CaptOveur : So September 11 is posting the definition to words we need no defininition for?
37 September11 : only bad or unappropriate words LOL
38 SASlover : Yeah and a guy got cought by his wife in Nigeria when he was shagging a chicken. And then i killed him self because he didn't wanted to live in shame.
39 Post contains images FlyAUA : Maybe he thought the sheep's rear was grosse and hence used the condom for hygiene. Sick man
41 Post contains images Springbok747 : ...and insisted that his affection for animals was limited to sheep. "I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly,
42 Blackbird1331 : Well, I tried. Screw all of these airport meets. Let's meet at a pub.
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